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The ugliest website ever. No, really.

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My eyes hurt.

I was hardly able to focus enough to find out what it's even about.

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Post by Rkolter »

So ugly someone else posted about it a month or so ago.

It's still pretty ugly.
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Post by Paul Escobar »

rkolter wrote:So ugly someone else posted about it a month or so ago.
Oops. I actually did a search to see if anyone'd mentioned it here already. My use-CG's-search-function skills are evidently lacking.

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Oh my, it's this site again.

The adventure continues.
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I believe this site is actually created by The Antichrist. What better way to make people rise up in unison against Christians than a horrible, ugly website that offends the senses?

There's probably a subliminal message in there, too. Like "Shop at Wal-Mart" or something.

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Hmmm, it must be getting around if it was posted a month ago.
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That's the way The Antichrist works. He makes ugly websites and spam email.

And Head-On.


Apply directly to the forehead.

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Post by KWill »

Noise Monkey wrote:Apply directly to the forehead.
I'm disappointed. You only said it once... :-?

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So umm I shouldn't steal this site's design for SFF v 6.0?
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Noise Monkey wrote:I believe this site is actually created by The Antichrist. What better way to make people rise up in unison against Christians than a horrible, ugly website that offends the senses?

There's probably a subliminal message in there, too. Like "Shop at Wal-Mart" or something.
Pfft. That's ridiculous.

Now excuse me. I have an overwhelming urge to go to Walmart at buy useless things at low low prices.
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Yay! My favorite website! XD
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supernerdcore wrote:So umm I shouldn't steal this site's design for SFF v 6.0?
Why certainly, spread the ugly virus! You just need to steal this small gif, which is the source of all the evil: http://dokimos.org/ajff/idx2.gif

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Re: The ugliest website ever. No, really.

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I can't figure out what it is about either, not because of design, but because it's completely incoherent.

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But they received a 'Beautiful Site Award'! Awards don't lie!
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Post by Jesusabdullah »

Dude. This site isn't ugly at all. It's something else entirely. It transcends taste, and pretty much any other artificial constraint one could throw at it.

I may have said this before.

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Post by Prettysenshi »

Huh. It's not as bad as this.

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Post by Jesusabdullah »

Holy shit. This artist is a true master. This is worthy of, like, being in a coffee table book.* What a find!

Senshi, I think I love you now. :(

*I'd totally buy a coffee table book on outrageous site designs were I a rich bastard looking for coffee table books. Somebody should get on this. We already have two sites for this thing!

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prettysenshi wrote:Huh. It's not as bad as this.
The front page literally made me dizzy and a little queasy. I loved it. All the system shock of a rollercoaster, and none of the embarrassing "you can't fit in the ride, 'cause you're too fat!"
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