Shh, nobody tell Rkolter about this...

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:14 am

Specifically, this.

It's really funny when you start reading the customer reviews.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:58 pm

Oh wow, that's great!

Long live the wombat king!

Jesusabdullah · Post by **Jesusabdullah** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:51 pm

Heh, check this out. Man, people that buy uranium buy weird things. Shit, Amazon *sells* weird things.

Fishies · Post by **Fishies** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:29 pm

That is hilarious. Now I want to get some milk and control woodland creatures.

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:21 pm

I loved this guy's comment on it.

"By Jimbo Jones (Chicago, IL) - See all my reviews
I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I'd give it more stars if it came in a better package."

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:36 pm

Fishies wrote:That is hilarious. Now I want to get some milk and control woodland creatures.

You want milk? Check the reviews out on Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

"When our infantry company was surrounded in the central highlands, far from base with the monsoon preventing resupply or medivacs, we soon ran out of ammo. As the advancing NVA horde steadily mowed us down we were forced to resort to a last-ditch effort at survival.

As the sarge shouted out to the remaining few, "Fix bayonettes!!!!!" my thoughts led to Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. A friend of my youth, due to the many miles separating Vietnam from the "real world" I had been forced to forego my previous life-long affair with my one true buddy, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz."

I had no idea that Amazon was so entertaining.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:19 pm

i love the "people who bought this product also bought" because it includes

"Tip Trap Live Mouse Trap 6 Pack"

"Smart Mouse Trap"

"Anal Douche Rectal Syringe Easy to Use and Clean"

and "Ultimate Anal Douche Hygienic System easy to clean Rectal Syringe"

you gotta wonder.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:33 pm

Only 766cpm? Hell, I have uranium-doped marbles with higher counts. My own ore is guaranteed a minimum 5,000 cpm. Psssh.

I am curious about people who would buy both uranium and rectal douches. My ass-umption would be that it's for zombie making.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:19 pm

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank, $19,999.95

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:50 pm

Awesome.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:58 pm

Amazon does have odd things. :s

35 bucks so you can smell like Jigglypuff

What every bathroom needs

yum

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:41 pm

They sell all this, but not a Thud board.

How am I going to be able to play my obscure, cult novel based board games if Amazon doesn't smarten up?!

Fishies · Post by **Fishies** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:19 pm

RemusShepherd wrote:
Fishies wrote:That is hilarious. Now I want to get some milk and control woodland creatures.
You want milk? Check the reviews out on Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

"When our infantry company was surrounded in the central highlands, far from base with the monsoon preventing resupply or medivacs, we soon ran out of ammo. As the advancing NVA horde steadily mowed us down we were forced to resort to a last-ditch effort at survival.

As the sarge shouted out to the remaining few, "Fix bayonettes!!!!!" my thoughts led to Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. A friend of my youth, due to the many miles separating Vietnam from the "real world" I had been forced to forego my previous life-long affair with my one true buddy, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz."

I had no idea that Amazon was so entertaining.

World conquest is going to be so much easier than I had thought. I love you, Amazon!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:02 am

BrownEyedCat wrote:They sell all this, but not a Thud board.

How am I going to be able to play my obscure, cult novel based board games if Amazon doesn't smarten up?!

Is that based off the book, Thud?

KWill · Post by **KWill** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:08 am

cjburgandy wrote:yum

Aw, man... ='(

Availability: Currently unavailable. We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:00 pm

rkolter wrote:
BrownEyedCat wrote:They sell all this, but not a Thud board.

How am I going to be able to play my obscure, cult novel based board games if Amazon doesn't smarten up?!
Is that based off the book, Thud?

Yes, though I think the had made it before the book came out . . . when Thud was published, they added a second set of rules to coincide with the book's description. I think.

Salyavin · Post by **Salyavin** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:14 am

I need to get me one of those

The people who bought this also bought

Badonkadonk land cruiser/tank

Ultimate Anal Douche Hygienic System easy to clean Rectal Syringe

and Futurama: Benders ultimate score. Oh the horror

I wonder if you could get an army of undead minions (they seem much harder to kill then the living ones)

Lei · Post by **Lei** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:12 am

BrownEyedCat wrote:They sell all this, but not a Thud board.

How am I going to be able to play my obscure, cult novel based board games if Amazon doesn't smarten up?!

Even if they did have it, they'd probably sells the trolls and dwarves separately...

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:42 am

Undead individually are actually very easy to kill. Its just with each new victim there's a multiplier effect as the zombie hoard grows. In almost every single zombie story an organized military has the upper hand against them, hence the usual quarantine zones and such. Its the unfortunate citizens stuck in the quarantine zones that have the hard time of it.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:48 am

And honestly, a modern organized military should be able to handle even a whole city of zombies. Unless they're super-strong zombies that heal. Those are a bitch.