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They Might Be Fruitflies

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Given the amount of "Hi, I'm New" threads lately, I thought I'd try and break down the survival rate of the new forumites.


marisom - Joined: 25-9-07, total posts: 1, lifespan: negligible

Cheyenne - Joined: 18-9-07, total posts: 1, lifespan: negligible

Hagadorn - Joined: 21-9-07, total posts: 2, lifespan: 9 minutes

Doombug - Joined: 9-9-07, total posts: 14, lifespan: 5 days, 1 hour, 34 minutes

Serenagold - Joined: 8-8-07, total posts: 12, lifespan: 41 days, 9 hours, 7 minutes

damien - Joined: 11-9-07, total posts: 1, lifespan: negligible

abelincoln - Joined: 30-8-07, total posts: 2, lifespan: 6 days, 2 hours, 52 minutes

TheGiantRat - Joined: 3-9-07, total posts: 3, lifespan: 4 days, 3 hours, 27 minutes

Integra Prime - Joined: 9-9-07, total posts: 4, lifespan: 1 days, 14 hours, 36 minutes

Scyze - Joined: 1-9-07, total posts: 22, lifespan: 20 days, 20 hours, 48 minutes

Salyavin - Joined: 12-8-07, total posts: 42, lifespan: 40 days, 6 hours, 59 minutes


Geez, people. Look at that almost non-existent success rate! You're killing all our newbs!
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We at least use every part of the noob, right?
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Welcome to C- ... wait a min :shifty:
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Yeah, well I'm winning the internet, one gigantic stomp at a time.
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Yeah, well I'm winning the internet, one gigantic stomp at a time.
Will someone please take that damn shoe away from him?
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I'm on it.
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Lunar wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Yeah, well I'm winning the internet, one gigantic stomp at a time.
Will someone please take that damn shoe away from him?
I would, but he won't stop long enough on a floating platform of bricks.
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This is kind of cool, and Noise Monkey has way too much free time.
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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you'd think someone with a child would have less time on their hands.
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There's a reason I only post between 8am and 4:30pm central standard time.




It's when I'm at work! XD
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Yeah totally. Excuse me the boss is coming.
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Kuribo's shoe in invulnerable to spinies!

I AM OMNIPOTENT!
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*Stomps on him with her own giant shoe, and takes over the internet for herself!*

Bwahahahaha!!! :twisted:
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I AM OMNIPOTENT!
Don't worry, it happens to lots of men. I'm sure you were just nervous.
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Kuribo's shoe in invunerable to spinies!
*cough*

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The joke's on you, I have another guy!

And Kat has one too!
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A situation that can be remedied...
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:The joke's on you, I have another guy!

And Kat has one too!
Uh oh. Looks like the shoe's on the other foot. :wink:
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I am told a very efficient way to kill fruit flies is to take a bowl full of cider vinegar and put a few drops of dish soap in it, and leave that out for a while.
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:The joke's on you, I have another guy!
Hot. Do I know him?
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