Dear Comic Genesis,

SergeXIII · Post by **SergeXIII** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:32 am

Today I hit a bat in the face.

Thought you'd like to know.

Love,
SergeXIII

Johndar · Post by **Johndar** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:11 pm

What, like, with your fist?

Jesusabdullah · Post by **Jesusabdullah** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:58 pm

Like, a tiny-bear-with-wings bat?

834n · Post by **834n** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:44 pm

Dear SergeXIII,

What?

Love,
Bean

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:57 pm

Is that irony? Did you hit a bat in the face with a bat?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:07 pm

Which game was that?

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:02 pm

These games are awesome. I caught a gut full of sick with my hair, I got 20 points.

Mr.GtF · Post by **Mr.GtF** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:37 pm

I jumped on a fly today.

How many points is that worth?

And does it matter if I did it by accident?

Lei · Post by **Lei** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:02 pm

I hit a toad.

It was trying to suicide-bomb my car.

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:13 pm

This reminds me of a travel game we had when I was a kid called Roadkill Bingo. Although you get no points for making your own.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:42 pm

I keep seeing that Bugs Bunny cartoon with the vampire

"You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?"

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:02 pm

Poor bat.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:15 pm

I hit a racoon last week with my car.

Trust me, it's much better than hitting a deer.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:30 pm

With your bare hands? I'd start that round of rabies treatments asap.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:23 am

Post pictures or it never happened.

Jackhass · Post by **Jackhass** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:20 am

He's going to go back to his cave and gather his friends...watch out.

Jesusabdullah · Post by **Jesusabdullah** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:03 am

Mr.Bob wrote:Post pictures or it never happened.

I agree.

Tyciol · Post by **Tyciol** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:37 am

Was it a vampire bat or a megabat?

JTorch · Post by **JTorch** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:46 am

Maybe he hit a baseball bat with his face.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:11 am

That seems like the most likely explanation to me too.