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Virgins are apparently ruining it for the rest of us.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:37 am
by Rkolter
hehehe... a lighthearted article that explains how people who don't have enough sexual partners each year are actually making the gene pool more polluted.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/08/books ... 0&emc=eta1
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:43 am
by Ti-Phil
Well sorry for trying to ruin humanity!
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:07 am
by Prettysenshi
Ti-Phil wrote:Well sorry for trying to ruin humanity!
I <3 you, Phil.
On that note, I didn't know my promiscuity was benefiting mankind. Go me! *goes out to save humanity some more*
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:09 am
by Tyras
What do you say, ladies, wanna help me save humanity's genetic purity?
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:00 am
by Dotty
GODDAMN VIRGINS!
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:08 am
by Tellurider
Well, I'm not taking it upon myself to rid the world of virgins, I can you you right now.
Not unless they trick me, anyway. But they better be damn good actors!
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:50 am
by Nervous Spy
Ti-Phil wrote:Well sorry for trying to ruin humanity!
Join my
"League of Extraordinary Villains", and you'll never have to say sorry for that again.
And most of the other members of the group also are virgins, anyway.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:56 am
by CaptainClaude
DAAAAAAMN YOU BRANSON!
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:03 am
by Linkara
Oh, I had no idea this was happening!
<.<
>.>
*Tries to upload virus to eliminate article*
I- I mean it's not like we virgns had a secret plan or something to ruin humanity!
Grrr... Upload faster!
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:28 am
by Rkolter
Take comfort that it's not just virgins ruining humanity. If you're in a stable monogamous relationship, you're also screwing humanity... so to speak.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:32 pm
by Yeahduff
Nervous Spy wrote:Ti-Phil wrote:Well sorry for trying to ruin humanity!
Join my
"League of Extraordinary Villains", and you'll never have to say sorry for that again.
And most of the other members of the group also are virgins, anyway.
What's the point of being a villain if you're gonna be celebate?
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:48 pm
by Lei
I'm sowwy.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:50 pm
by Tellurider
I like how this thread is ferreting out all the forum virgins.
You guys know you don't have to admit that you're destroying humanity, right?
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:04 pm
by Prettysenshi
Tellurider wrote:I like how this thread is ferreting out all the forum virgins.
You guys know you don't have to admit that you're destroying humanity, right?
They're proud!? Those sick bastards.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:24 pm
by Jesusabdullah
I haven't read an article this good in a while.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:09 pm
by Levi-chan
Oooh....weeding out the virgins are we?
...Excellent.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:46 pm
by Tim
Tellurider wrote:You guys know you don't have to admit that you're destroying humanity, right?
They fully
want to admit to destroying humanity. The virgin thing is just part of the deal.
*doesn't admit to being a virgin* ...oops, wait....
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:53 pm
by Cope
Easier than building a death ray.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:58 pm
by Vorticus
Cope wrote:Easier than building a death ray.
But that deprives the world of a death ray and you of the fun of building one.
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:32 pm
by Pimpette
rkolter wrote:Take comfort that it's not just virgins ruining humanity. If you're in a stable monogamous relationship, you're also screwing humanity... so to speak.
TAKE THAT HUMANITY!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*flees*