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Hi... Not at newb..

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With all the newb threads, I thought I would make a thread of my own......
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*puts Dave in the Box anyways*
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HI DAVE.

*Sets Dave on fire*
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*kills dave in a jam*

:lol: MWHAHAHAHAA
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*Waves at Dave.*
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*offers dave "mountain dew"*
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OWLs Dave.

Welcome :twisted:
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Post by Rkolter »

*spritzes Dave's crotch with naptha*

*lights it on fire*

You have two choices.

1. Have your crotch burn.
2. Beat the fire out.

Choose. :twisted:
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Welcome to CG, Dave.
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Hey! I never had a "Hi I'm a Newbie" thread before! Can I have one too, if Dave can?

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Is your name a derivation of..... Dave Thomas, Wendy's founder?
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rkolter wrote:*spritzes Dave's crotch with naptha*

*lights it on fire*

You have two choices.

1. Have your crotch burn.
2. Beat the fire out.

Choose. :twisted:
You know fire doesn't hurt me....... So..... I'm not beating myslef...
Or I could just take off my pants. But I think noone wants that.
zhongda wrote:Is your name a derivation of..... Dave Thomas, Wendy's founder?


.......No.
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Oy Vey! :roll:
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Dave Against The Machine wrote:
rkolter wrote:*spritzes Dave's crotch with naptha*

*lights it on fire*

You have two choices.

1. Have your crotch burn.
2. Beat the fire out.

Choose. :twisted:
You know fire doesn't hurt me....... So..... I'm not beating myslef...
Or I could just take off my pants. But I think noone wants that.
Fire doesn't cause your flesh to burn. However, it will cause your clothing to burn off. And then you'll be embarassed.
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Post by Zhongda »

Dave Against The Machine wrote:.......No.
I was pretty sure I had it there, but I guess not.

One more guess... is it a variation of famous regional manager David Brent?
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Post by EvilChihuahua »

I never did a newb thread either. It's like waving a big ol' flag saying, "Hey there! Disrespect my opinions, for I know nothing!"

...but we have the post counter for that now. *looks down on people with less posts than self*

...*realizes he has a relatively small pool of people upon which to look down, and stops*
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EvilChihuahua wrote:I never did a newb thread either.
Same here.
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The Mortician wrote:
EvilChihuahua wrote:I never did a newb thread either.
Same here.
Bah. That's just because you were COWARDS. You had no courage to take a beating in your CG life's infancy! I frown upon you both!
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I never really felt the need for one.

I figure, people will get to know me better if I start actually contributing, rather than showing up with the big hi! i can tell you a bunch of bullshit that you won't beleive post.
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Black Sparrow wrote:
The Mortician wrote:
EvilChihuahua wrote:I never did a newb thread either.
Same here.
Bah. That's just because you were COWARDS. You had no courage to take a beating in your CG life's infancy! I frown upon you both!
I seem to recall you getting hazed without making one.

We were HAZY CRAZY back then.
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