Wisconsin to McDuffies "We're watching you!"
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:27 am
Heard about this news story on my way to work this morning...
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Wisconsin to McDuffies "We're watching you!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:30 am
Why would anyone want used panties?
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:32 am
A year? 
*plans excursion to return stolen panties before they're missed*
*plans excursion to return stolen panties before they're missed*
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:33 am
You can do a number of things with used panties.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:34 am
mcDuffies wrote:You can do a number of things with used panties.
I'd start a list, but some might find that tasteless...
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:42 am
Wash them, for example.mcDuffies wrote:You can do a number of things with used panties.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:20 am
-Pokes a pair of panties.-
I do not get the facsination ^^:
I do not get the facsination ^^:
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:22 am
It's a guy thing. Usually a pervert thing, too.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:24 am
*steals used jock-straps*
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:31 am
I take it your sense of smell is non-functional, PAL?
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:32 am
Yeah, because used panties don't smell. Nope. Not at all. Women smell of nothing but flowers and strawberries and a fresh spring brook.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:34 am
Yes. That's why I quit my job as a drug-sniffing dog.Noise Monkey wrote:I take it your sense of smell is non-functional, PAL?
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:34 am
Yup, and they don't fart. Never, ever, ever!Black Sparrow wrote:Yeah, because used panties don't smell. Nope. Not at all. Women smell of nothing but flowers and strawberries and a fresh spring brook.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:36 am
It's a vicious circle.
If you're so desprate for sex that used panties bring you closer to a woman's vagina by proxy, you're too desperate for most woman to want to have sex with you.
If you're so desprate for sex that used panties bring you closer to a woman's vagina by proxy, you're too desperate for most woman to want to have sex with you.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:03 am
and usually those people probably shouldn't breed anyway.rkolter wrote:It's a vicious circle.
If you're so desprate for sex that used panties bring you closer to a woman's vagina by proxy, you're too desperate for most woman to want to have sex with you.
...er, a friend of a friend of mine told me.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:08 am
They make smashing hats, for one.mcDuffies wrote:You can do a number of things with used panties.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:12 am
That would be best for the gene pool, yeah.legostargalactica wrote:and usually those people probably shouldn't breed anyway.rkolter wrote:It's a vicious circle.
If you're so desprate for sex that used panties bring you closer to a woman's vagina by proxy, you're too desperate for most woman to want to have sex with you.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:23 am
Frankly this whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:32 am
This is crazy, though it makes me sad that he'll probably never get any help with his problem.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:52 am
I'm intrigued...panty news story wrote:'very distinctive-looking underwear'