me: I'm hungry.
my friend: tacobell?
me: sure.
*while eating tacobell* thinking: man... that would be awesome to be ranma.... you could be gay without actually being gay.... plus.... no need for a girl. just stare at yourself in a mirror.....
me: yeah... I'd want to be ranma....
my friend: what? O.o
me: I think I'm gonna put that to that story I'm writing. the dragon one. my character is gonna be half a girl.
my friend: O.O whiskey tango foxtrot.
me: hm.... it's a little bit gayer than being gay for bridget. And I'm TOTALLY gay for bridget. I'd rape his little ass in a heartbeat.
my friend: ...... *scoots away* what the fuck are you talking about?!
me: huh? oh... nothing.
actual conversation I had.















