The AoD Draws Personified Objects for you Thread of Yummy^2!

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:28 am

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For the price of one permanent link somewhere on your website I will draw as a human being any one object you describe to me. YOU specify the gender! I'll handle the rest!

You wrote:
AoD, draw me some sexay washing-machine goodness! She's about 20 years old and leaks water and soap everywhere and is half covered in rust, but most of her piping still works like a charm. Her spin cycle is broken, so we have to drag out a pile of soggy, dripping clothes all the time!

AoD wrote:
Alrighty! Here is your picture:

Insert pin-up picture of skanky washing machine ho here.

You wrote: HAWT.

And thus it goes!

!~AOD

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:20 am

So... are you actually going to draw it? 'Cause that would be hot.

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:29 am

Her name is Trixie. She has a boyfriend/pimp/drying machine named Alejandro. Each night together, in the throes of passionate vestment-based hygenic love, they dance the Lumbabumbalumbadumba - the forbidden DANCE!

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:36 am

Hot-ish!

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:32 am

Someone asked me to personify her CD-player. Viola!

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:38 am

GOOD ARTIST

UHH

A PLUNGER

And can you use the trip to Serbia on anyone? 'Cuz you know, it could be kinda useful if you made someone go there when they didn't want to go there, if you know what I mean.

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:41 am

Alright! A plunger it is indeed! Watch this post for updates! And yes, courtesy of Spetznaz Airlines, you are allowed to give your all-expenses paid trip to Siberia to anyone as a gift! Our well-trained KGB insurance operatives will swoop down on the lucky winner, drug him or her with chloroform, and drag that person onto a rickety old Russian transport plane to the middle of an icy wasteland! Don't miss out on this exciting offer!

(btw - if you don't specify a gender, I'll make it a woman by default!)

It's the Plunger Lady!

"Whaddya mean you don't want me to 'inspect' yer plummen'? Honey, I got five kids an' the man's off fightin' the Nazzies. You want me to inspect yer plummen'. Now get outta mah way an' lemme fix that toilet. I'm a graduate of the school of hard knocks. Hell, that Rosie the Riveter kid has got nuthin' on me!"

!~AOD

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:33 am

Whatever floats your boat, toots!

EmergencyExit · Post by **EmergencyExit** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:14 pm

Haha, this is an interesting idea. Ok, I

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:28 pm

Awesomeness - you got it pal! Heh... might not get as much attention as M^2's super-hot thread of hotness, but hey, I'm no good at drawing pinups anyway.

@~AOD

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:15 pm

plunger

Hooray!

I was expecting someone dunking their head in a toilet!

That woman knows it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it!

linked!

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:20 pm

For Emergency Exit!

Guess what she's saying!

EmergencyExit · Post by **EmergencyExit** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:23 pm

She's saying YOU RULE! That's so awesome I love it! I'll get your link up on EE asap.

Hey if you get extra time, I have another I'd love you to do, I'll put your link on my other webcomic too if you do it. Let me know.

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:24 pm

Sure, go crazy!

!~AOD

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:25 pm

Okay, can I get in on this? One of my characters uses dual colt revolvers named Wax and Wane. Wax has a full moon on the handle and Wane has a crecent moon. Would it be too much trouble to get a pic of them in thier human forms?

If not, Wax is a girl and Wane is a boy ^_^

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:27 pm

Hmmm! I'll certainly try, Rock_Dash!

!~AOD

EmergencyExit · Post by **EmergencyExit** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:33 pm

[AOD] wrote:Sure, go crazy!

!~AOD

Woot! Then my second selfish request is for you to do the Coolness Enhancer, gender: male.

Picture References(it changes form):
http://freakquencyltd.com/nj/EE%20Art/Bcool.jpg
http://freakquencyltd.com/nj/EE%20Art/Bthing.jpg
Quick Info on Coolness Enhancer:
http://www.eecomics.net/d/20040811.html
http://www.eecomics.net/d/20040922.html

[AOD] · Post by **[AOD]** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:33 pm

Rock_Dash! They are spooky and mysterious! And they have swords, because since they're personified guns, it'd be creepy to have them holding guns!

EmergencyExit · Post by **EmergencyExit** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:17 pm

HAHA! That's great! I like Wane especially, so suave!

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:39 pm

Take your pick...

The star Leeuwin. Standard sol-type star with all the usual sun-conotations attached - stable, life-giving, nuturing and so on - but she also happens to be named with the Dutch word for lioness. She has four planets - one Earth-type, one desert planet terraformed to be Earth-type, one gas giant with some usefully mineral rich moons and a small hot planet right in close. Her solar system has been colonised by humans.

Or...

The AS (Artificial Sentience) supercomputer Alma. She's a large dull black sphere of superconductive neurons and she runs the terraforming systems (currently just ticking over to regulate the weather) and the beauracracy of the Leeuwin System. Unlike all other female computers, she is not insane.

- Joel Fagin