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Goodbye, Everyone (maybe)

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:11 pm
by JBerserk
Well, I just realized that there are more important things in life than pr0n and hawt mansex. I went to a Christian retreat today, and I realized that an innocent man died for me and for everyone else because of their sins. Now, I must find my purpose in life and stick to it. Doing so will force me to destroy my immoral posessions of porno games, pictures, drawings, etc. Since my comic is lewd and "interesting", I must now abandon it to become satisfied, and face the real world, where real people exist. I'm sorry if I never see you again. Maybe, I'll stop by to see what is going on. Until then.... Sayonara. :cry:

P.S. If you want to know about this person, please e-maiil me.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:14 pm
by Mvmarcz
I just....

ugh


:evil:

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:36 pm
by Sput
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:42 pm
by Toxic
I was going to say, you can't have an emotional goodbye thread until you've been here for at least three months.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:43 pm
by Sput
Toxic wrote:I was going to say, you can't have an emotional goodbye thread until you've been here for at least three months.
XD

toxy wins ! <3

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:50 pm
by Cat42
Don't tell me that it's Jesus, because I found him. He was hiding behind my couch so his dad wouldn't catch his "recreational" self medication. I swear that kid comes over here all the damn time that we might as well give him his own bed room...

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:51 pm
by PieceOfSkunk
As long as you wind up a better person for the decision and not a stereotypical Christian hypocrite, I wish you the best, JBerserk.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:03 pm
by Muffo11
Wow, christians really can change the ways of those with pr0n....
Uhh. anyway...Bye, i guess...I'd never be religious enough to quit the things I do though... sweet sweet hentai! lol...

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:05 pm
by Yeahduff
If this is sarcasm, not cool.

If you're serious, we stopped stoning Christians several months ago. You can stick around, and start a new comic, whatever. We have a rather well liked person in these here parts called ChristWriter. But whatever you think you have to do.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:07 pm
by Subhuman
JBerserk wrote:I went to a Christian retreat today, and I realized that an innocent man died for me and for everyone else because of their sins.
Oh, cripes. Not another one.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:22 pm
by DJMayhem
I shall not stay cynical and bid you fairwell, for now.

...but I have to say that i kinda see both sides of the fence here.... but I'm staying out of it...

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:34 pm
by Dutch!
Actually, there's a lot of mounting evidence this bloke just buggered off and ended up in Nepal where he became one of the Lamas or something.

As for innocent...well...there's another kettle of loaves and fishes...

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:35 pm
by Warren
yeahduff wrote:If this is sarcasm, not cool.
And I read it as real sarcasm. Very not cool.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:36 pm
by Spriteville, USA
yeahduff wrote:If this is sarcasm, not cool.

If you're serious, we stopped stoning Christians several months ago. You can stick around, and start a new comic, whatever. We have a rather well liked person in these here parts called ChristWriter. But whatever you think you have to do.
Agree on all parts.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:36 pm
by TheSuburbanLetdown
I didn't really see any sarcasm, but that's just me really. I've known people who've went on retreats and came back a totally different person.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:40 pm
by Ian Moulding
Subhuman wrote:Oh, cripes. Not another one.
CW is a good netizen, and I'm sure there are a few other Christians on this forum. CW is just the most obvious example because, well, christwriter. If the webcomic is good, and the cartoonist doesn't make life miserable for other people on these forums, who cares?

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:06 pm
by Terotrous
This KINDA sounds like a joke to me.

If it's not, the part about "I must abandon porno and lewd activities and face the real world" is unintentionally hilarious. The real world isn't a clean place, not even if you close your eyes.

I mean yeah, porn is a sin, but it's not really one of the severe ones (unless you take a very puritanical look at things).

Most christians seem to take a "Jesus died for my sins, so I can sin all I want" approach, which I believe is in line with the part of the bible where they specifically state that there's no way for man to live without sin. So it seems like a bit of a misguided effort to give up things you enjoy and that don't hurt anyone else because your religion says they're bad.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:08 pm
by The Neko
Bye! Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:32 pm
by McDuffies
Hmmm. A joke, a sarcasm, an "enlightening" or just an excuse to leave the forum where you didn't kick off too well? We'll find after these messages.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:40 pm
by Sortelli
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