Goodbye, Everyone (maybe)

JBerserk · Post by **JBerserk** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:11 pm

Well, I just realized that there are more important things in life than pr0n and hawt mansex. I went to a Christian retreat today, and I realized that an innocent man died for me and for everyone else because of their sins. Now, I must find my purpose in life and stick to it. Doing so will force me to destroy my immoral posessions of porno games, pictures, drawings, etc. Since my comic is lewd and "interesting", I must now abandon it to become satisfied, and face the real world, where real people exist. I'm sorry if I never see you again. Maybe, I'll stop by to see what is going on. Until then.... Sayonara.

P.S. If you want to know about this person, please e-maiil me.

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:14 pm

I just....

ugh

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:36 pm

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Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:42 pm

I was going to say, you can't have an emotional goodbye thread until you've been here for at least three months.

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:43 pm

Toxic wrote:I was going to say, you can't have an emotional goodbye thread until you've been here for at least three months.

XD

toxy wins ! <3

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:50 pm

Don't tell me that it's Jesus, because I found him. He was hiding behind my couch so his dad wouldn't catch his "recreational" self medication. I swear that kid comes over here all the damn time that we might as well give him his own bed room...

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:51 pm

As long as you wind up a better person for the decision and not a stereotypical Christian hypocrite, I wish you the best, JBerserk.

Muffo11 · Post by **Muffo11** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:03 pm

Wow, christians really can change the ways of those with pr0n....
Uhh. anyway...Bye, i guess...I'd never be religious enough to quit the things I do though... sweet sweet hentai! lol...

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:05 pm

If this is sarcasm, not cool.

If you're serious, we stopped stoning Christians several months ago. You can stick around, and start a new comic, whatever. We have a rather well liked person in these here parts called ChristWriter. But whatever you think you have to do.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:07 pm

JBerserk wrote:I went to a Christian retreat today, and I realized that an innocent man died for me and for everyone else because of their sins.

Oh, cripes. Not another one.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:22 pm

I shall not stay cynical and bid you fairwell, for now.

...but I have to say that i kinda see both sides of the fence here.... but I'm staying out of it...

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:34 pm

Actually, there's a lot of mounting evidence this bloke just buggered off and ended up in Nepal where he became one of the Lamas or something.

As for innocent...well...there's another kettle of loaves and fishes...

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:35 pm

yeahduff wrote:If this is sarcasm, not cool.

And I read it as real sarcasm. Very not cool.

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:36 pm

yeahduff wrote:If this is sarcasm, not cool.

If you're serious, we stopped stoning Christians several months ago. You can stick around, and start a new comic, whatever. We have a rather well liked person in these here parts called ChristWriter. But whatever you think you have to do.

Agree on all parts.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:36 pm

I didn't really see any sarcasm, but that's just me really. I've known people who've went on retreats and came back a totally different person.

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:40 pm

Subhuman wrote:Oh, cripes. Not another one.

CW is a good netizen, and I'm sure there are a few other Christians on this forum. CW is just the most obvious example because, well, christwriter. If the webcomic is good, and the cartoonist doesn't make life miserable for other people on these forums, who cares?

Terotrous · Post by **Terotrous** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:06 pm

This KINDA sounds like a joke to me.

If it's not, the part about "I must abandon porno and lewd activities and face the real world" is unintentionally hilarious. The real world isn't a clean place, not even if you close your eyes.

I mean yeah, porn is a sin, but it's not really one of the severe ones (unless you take a very puritanical look at things).

Most christians seem to take a "Jesus died for my sins, so I can sin all I want" approach, which I believe is in line with the part of the bible where they specifically state that there's no way for man to live without sin. So it seems like a bit of a misguided effort to give up things you enjoy and that don't hurt anyone else because your religion says they're bad.

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:08 pm

Bye! Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 10:32 pm

Hmmm. A joke, a sarcasm, an "enlightening" or just an excuse to leave the forum where you didn't kick off too well? We'll find after these messages.

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