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Guinea Pig Porn (sfw)

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:24 am
by Rkolter
Here's a newsstory about a very happy guinea pig.

http://img190.echo.cx/my.php?image=sooty19jh.jpg

MALE CHAUVINIST PIG!

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:29 am
by Cope
Sounds like the poor lil' guy got more than he bargained for.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:31 am
by Ida
Bwahahahaha! I love how he slept for two days afterawrds.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:42 am
by Carlin
Rock on brotha'... Rock on.

I'm sore just thinking about 24 women in one night. :o

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:51 am
by Krug
Guinea pigs have it good.. ;)

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:37 am
by Rkolter
Crossfire wrote:Rock on brotha'... Rock on.

I'm sore just thinking about 24 women in one night. :o
That pig has stamina all right.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:01 am
by CaptainClaude
That child support is gonna be a killer...

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:14 am
by Faub
the article wrote:He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.
:o You know, I never thought sex was compulsory. It was like eating. If you ate too much you couldn't look at food again for a while. I remember a human couple mentioned they wanted to see how long they could go. They couldn't walk after ten times.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:15 am
by Warren
Repeat after me... "That ain't my baby!"

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:16 am
by Rkolter
faub wrote:
the article wrote:He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.
:o You know, I never thought sex was compulsory. It was like eating. If you ate too much you couldn't look at food again for a while. I remember a human couple mentioned they wanted to see how long they could go. They couldn't walk after ten times.
I hate to say it, but I've beaten ten times in a day. And I could still walk.

...barely...

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:19 am
by Warren
rkolter wrote:
faub wrote:
the article wrote:He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.
:o You know, I never thought sex was compulsory. It was like eating. If you ate too much you couldn't look at food again for a while. I remember a human couple mentioned they wanted to see how long they could go. They couldn't walk after ten times.
I hate to say it, but I've beaten ten times in a day. And I could still walk.

...barely...
*envies*

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:31 am
by Col
That's one satisfied guinea pig.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:38 am
by McDuffies
rkolter wrote:
faub wrote:
the article wrote:He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.
:o You know, I never thought sex was compulsory. It was like eating. If you ate too much you couldn't look at food again for a while. I remember a human couple mentioned they wanted to see how long they could go. They couldn't walk after ten times.
I hate to say it, but I've beaten ten times in a day. And I could still walk.

...barely...
Yes, I also ate ten times a day and I could still walk.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:55 am
by Eunice_P
Poor lil' fella. The owner must've fed him viagra.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:02 am
by Rkolter
*hump*hump*
When...
*hump*gasp*hump*
...will it...
*hump*wheeze*
...end?!?!?!
*hump*hump*hump*

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:29 am
by Mr.Bob
Man, sounds like you got a werelion problem there RKolter.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:47 am
by Grabmygoblin
[futurama]DEATH BY SNOOSNOO!![/futurama]

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:24 am
by [geoduck]
grabmygoblin wrote:[futurama]DEATH BY SNOOSNOO!![/futurama]
:D :o :D :o :D :o

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:29 am
by Isukiyomi
grabmygoblin wrote:[futurama]DEATH BY SNOOSNOO!![/futurama]
*chuckles* I'm paraphasing here but...

[futurama]The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy...[/futurama]

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:29 pm
by Jackhass
I have a new hero...his name is Sooty the guinea pig.