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Post by Pandapan »

I was in chemistry class and the teacher was talking about weighing something and I was thinking about how much the word "weighing" sounded like "wang". it made me smile. then he said "...and we will make base with a partner tomorrow." and I'm thinking "which one!?eehehehehe"
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I may not pay attention in class, but I get A's on my labs and tests :P

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Post by Gengar003 »

make base? which one? I don't get it...

But I will never be able to hear the word "weighing" without smiling for the rest of my life. :P
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Welcome to Off-Topic, pandapan. Now get in The Box!
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Post by Warren »

I want my DINNAH!!!
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Post by [AlmightyPyro] »

*Laughs evily*

WELCOME TO THE BOX!!! I rule the inside of the box! DM casts you here I never let you out! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

*cough*

now then...

introduce yourself to the rest of the Boxians. Say your name, age, and an interesting fact about yourself. Do you like cake?

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Is that a MegaTokyo avatar?....


GET HIM!!!!!!!!

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Post by McDuffies »

Easy now guys. :wink:

Anyway, if I ever use word "wang" in conversation, kill me please.

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Post by Grabmygoblin »

I had an.... unbelieveable physics teacher my senior year. he was either flaming gay or just socially incompetent. I still to this day debate whether he was just harmlessly clueless and that was why he was always smiling that creppy smile, or if he was one of those quiet little serial killers that no one suspects until he is arrested and then everyone puts 2 and 2 together and are like "you know, he did seem a bit psychotic..."
anyways, I still love re-enacting one of his highlight lectures.
"ok kids, today we are going to learn about STATIC ELECTRICITY!" *claps hands, BIG SMILE*
"everyone to their lab stations! now take the rod that is there, and the electrically charged piece of cloth. now RUB the rod. that's right, RUB IT. RUB RUB RUB... mmmm.... yeah just like that..."
at this point most of the students have a kind of o_0 expression on their face
I'd continue, but the rest is kinda boring to read, you really need to see it being re-enacted.
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:o

It's science class story time!

I have a not-so-wrong-sounding science-related tale: I came into my biology class to find a kid from the previous class sleeping at the desk next to mine. He sat there and slept for fifteen full minutes while the teacher reviewed some notes; finally, the teacher nudged him awake and asked "Are you in this class?", to which the kid responded with a vehement "Yes!".

He sat and stared while we went over the Calvin cycle for five minutes before exclaiming, "Oh, crap!", jumping up, and running out the door. :lol:

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Post by Sput »

my science partner is like a three year old who likes to grope people?

and now:

GET IN THE BOX!

it's kinda comfy in here :D

edit: you shut up, AP.
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Post by [AlmightyPyro] »

RA wrote:my science partner is like a three year old who likes to grope people?

and now:

GE[T] IN THE BOX!

it's kinda comfy in here :D
This is true!
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RA wrote:GET IN THE BOX!

it's kinda comfy in here :D
Yeah, the Black Widows love it there.
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Hmmmmm...

...based on your sense of humor, your webcomic must be hilarious. *Cough*.
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Whoopsie...
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Post by [AlmightyPyro] »

DOUBLE POST!!!!!


*goes over to a glass case that says "break incase of double post", breaks it and pulls out the pitchfork that was stored inside*
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Argh! What the hell? That's the 2nd time I've done that in the past 20 minutes...must be the board's fault. Er, or my computer.
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Post by [AlmightyPyro] »

Oh go ahead! try to cover it up!
*puts pitchfork away*

you just wait.
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Post by Sput »

DarkMagician wrote:
RA wrote:GET IN THE BOX!

it's kinda comfy in here :D
Yeah, the Black Widows love it there.
they are my friendddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddsss.
lazy sput is lazy.

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Post by Col »

Always wanted to make a note of this for someone. Congrats, Keffria. You are now pure evil. :evil:

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McDuffies
Anyway, if I ever use word "wang" in conversation, kill me please.
... um, ::kills McDuffies:: you said.

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