French Fries!

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:20 pm

I just realized how many ways there are to eat French Fries, and I probably forgot a bunch.

Smight · Post by **Smight** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:24 pm

I likes me teh cajun fries with ranch sauce. failing that I'll eat them with malt vinegar mixed with catchup.

... so I voted buffalo, I guess that's kind close

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:27 pm

I've had french fries plain, with salt, with katsup, with mustard, with mayo, with milkshake, with cheese, with chili, with onions, with habanero sauce, crispy, limp, curled, spicy, thick cut, wafer cut, straw cut...

... just about every way imaginable, except perhaps pre-digested.

Kris X · Post by **Kris X** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:33 pm

I'm a blue cheese dressing gal.

Stick_Figure_N · Post by **Stick_Figure_N** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:33 pm

you forgot poutine.. and mexi-fries.. mmm.. but I'd have to go with ketchup and vinegar

Smight · Post by **Smight** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:38 pm

Stick_Figure_N wrote: I'd have to go with ketchup and vinegar

*High Fives*

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:41 pm

I'm considered unhealthy 'cause I pour a "lot" of salt on mine.
I then gobble them down with ketchup.

If there's no ketchup availible, I live with that, but if there's no salt, I'm miserable. So I vote "plain or with a little salt" 'cause thats closest.
The definition of "a little salt" is relative, after all.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:50 pm

I've even eaten a french fry through my nose.

Oh god, did that hurt. Don't try it at home.

(take a small fry, and cram it up your nose. Then pinch the other side of your nose closed, and snort really, really hard. Keep doing it. It took about fifteen minutes for me to snort it all the way through and down the back of my throat. For this feat, I won a massive headache, a sinus infection, and five bucks. never again.)

Alaina · Post by **Alaina** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:55 pm

I used to eat them with BBQ sauce, until I realized how blearugh I was feeling afterwards so I just started to eat them with Tabasco sauce instead.

Ruxen · Post by **Ruxen** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:01 pm

I'm the plain and boring salt person. Yay simplicity!

Luprand · Post by **Luprand** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:03 pm

Go to Wendy's. Get an order of fries and a Frosty. Dip the solid one in the liquid one. Eat. Repeat.

Ranch dressing's a good one, as is Utah fry sauce (equal parts ketchup and mayonnaise).

Another wonderful sauce (not necessarily for fries) is carbonara ... a dish of alfredo sauce with a good dollop of alfredo in the middle.

--Sij

TheLoserHero · Post by **TheLoserHero** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:04 pm

I pour, yes pour, copious amounts of salt on my french fries.

Carlin · Post by **Carlin** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:20 pm

You know what would go well with these fries? BEEF! Gimme some chillie!

Ferguson · Post by **Ferguson** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:30 pm

Got to be ketchup. Always ketchup. On everything. (including my keyboard)

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:35 pm

Fries +

Try it. You know you want to.

Van Douchebag · Post by **Van Douchebag** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:35 pm

POUTINE!
POUTINE OSTI TABERNAC!

Locster · Post by **Locster** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:38 pm

i guess i am the only one who voted for mayonnaise, yes we fucking drown 'em in that shit...

You ketchup-eatin sissy's !!

*runs*

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:56 pm

Okay...cultural difference. Do you lot call any hot chip a french fry, eh?

Down here they only come from McDonald's.

If you're talking about a real chip, then the best you can do is eat them with vinegar.

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:30 pm

Dutch! wrote:Okay...cultural difference. Do you lot call any hot chip a french fry, eh?

Down here they only come from McDonald's.

If you're talking about a real chip, then the best you can do is eat them with vinegar.

We call them all fries for simplicity, but to differentiate we have steak fries which I gather are like pub chips, the big thick kind. There's the crinkle-cut fries, waffle fries, and then just regular skinny french fries.

I like mine with ranch dressing

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LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:37 pm

Dutch! wrote:Okay...cultural difference. Do you lot call any hot chip a french fry, eh?

Down here they only come from McDonald's.

Or Burger King.

If we're talking about chips, I take mine with the cheapest curry I can find, but alas we are not, we're talking about fries. And fries go with marshmallow fluff, yankee style.

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