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This enrages me and I'm going to start a letterwriting campaign.
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I like mint.
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Unbeknownst to Jim North, I have secretly sprinkled fairy dust around his home, and on his back while he slept.
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I woke up this morning with a hideous rash all over my back and- hey, waitaminute!
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Unbeknown to Ryan Kolter I have replaced his morning coffee with angry hornets, let's see if he notices.
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I can speak seven different languages, including three distinct dialects of Farsi.
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Dr Legostar wrote:Unbeknown to Ryan Kolter I have replaced his morning coffee with angry hornets, let's see if he notices.
... oh dear. I didn't have time for coffee this morning, and left the pot for Beth. You're in such trouble...!
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Shut up and drink your hornets already.
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The Atkins Diet was based on my eating habits back when I was gettin my doctorate.
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I was sophmore Prom Queen five years running.
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I can't fight this feeling any longer.
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
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I sold my lifestory to John McCain, who's used it in campaigns for decades now. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but fuck it, not like he's gonna be president anyway.
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Alaskans and Northern Canadians really do live in Igloos. We have special made computers that never give off heat so that our walls don't melt. Strangly, they cost less than normal computers.

Hawaii isn't legally a US state. we started claiming them so that we could get to a tropical island without using our passports. They just kind of went along with it.
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Lenin is still alive drinking vodka somewhere.
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My uncle bought a private island a few years after he created Comic Sans. He had his servants delete the font from the fourteen computers he has in his palace.
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I am actually a multi-millionaire, but all my money is tied up in certificates of perpetual annuity. The numbers sure are pretty tho...
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I fought the law, and the law won.
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
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