I Despise Women

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:16 am

NakedElf wrote:That's what I said.

Though Playboy's a little... quaint.

well if you want hardcore porn, get hardcore porn, playboy is not.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:17 am

NakedElf wrote:Playboy's a little... quaint.

Playboy bores me.

NakedElf · Post by **NakedElf** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:22 am

But they carry SciFi stories!

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:22 am

Nanda wrote:
NakedElf wrote:Playboy's a little... quaint.
Playboy bores me.

do you read the articles?

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:45 am

legostargalactica wrote:
Nanda wrote:
NakedElf wrote:Playboy's a little... quaint.
Playboy bores me.
do you read the articles?

I only read the articles, which admittedly, are often quite good. I should say it bores me sexually. I have absolutely no interest in shaved, airbrushed, rail-skinny, fake breasted ladies. They don't look like people, they look like props.

Sketchywallflowr · Post by **Sketchywallflowr** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:59 am

On the topic of porn, would anyone here consider Suicide Girls pornography? I wouldn't, and I didn't when I auditioned to be one, but my fiance thinks they are.

Thoughts?

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:07 am

Wait, what?

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:45 am

yeahduff wrote:Wait, what?

i'm assuming duff means to say "your fiancé????"

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:49 am

Actually, I can't tell what she's asking.

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:54 am

yes they're porn

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:05 pm

Oh.

Well, yeah.

NakedElf · Post by **NakedElf** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:12 pm

Suicide Girls=porn.

Unless you actually want me to get on my soapbox and rant about the definition of 'porn' verses 'art'.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:46 pm

*shrug* they seem to be the Maxim level. You don't have to take off your clothes and show all your goods, but you still have to be prepared to the fact that someone will very likely wank-off while looking at your picture. So, porn issue is a lot about definition, where porn ends and erotics starts, whether porn requires a girl to be naked, or widely open, or engaged in sex, etc, etc. I think it's more a matter of whether you're comfortable with the idea that someone out there is using your photo to entertain himself, if that's your definition of porn then SG definitely are porn, but for my opinion, well, I think that porn requires less clothes than most of SG have.

By the way, porn is an awful way to learn about sex.
Porn teaches you that all women have bra size at least 5+. It teaches you that sexual acts must always be preceeded with oral sex. It teaches you that sex is a boring and excrutiating procedure of going by numbers through all poses, emotionless and with facial expression of someone who's being utterly bored. Some porn will even teach you that raped woman will inevitably end up enjoying rape and similar interesting data.
In short, porn is all about exibitionism and graphic representation. Sex is much more about emotions and other things that can't be shown graphically.
If your boyfriend is good in bed, that ain't because he was watching porn. Just do the math: all guys in the world watching porn, compared to all the guys who are good in bed. Not that I've tested it thoroughly, but I have a feeling that numbers don't match.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:23 pm

mcDuffies wrote:Not that I've tested it thoroughly, but I have a feeling that numbers don't match.

Liar.

NakedElf · Post by **NakedElf** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:14 pm

I'd define porn as 'images created with the intention of someone wanking off to them.' Of course, that means that if you have a really weird fetish and you make your own porn, you could get some pretty weird porn...

There's too much sucktastic porn in the world for it to be a very good source of information about sex (otherwise I think fewer people would have sex...) but it can be useful for learning how to draw some of those fiddly body parts which you might not have/be able to see in the mirror.

However, not *all* porn features giant boobs :P

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:46 pm

Nanda wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:Not that I've tested it thoroughly, but I have a feeling that numbers don't match.
Liar.

Well... not throughly according to scientific definition.

Levi-chan · Post by **Levi-chan** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:05 pm

You can always go the hardcore way, and go to your nearest brothel.

For academic reasons.