The playoffs have arrived!

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:14 am

eh, I've already got my picture.
(It's not the best picture, but still)

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:15 am

...HURK!...

*dies of jealousy*

even if it's fake, I've never even touched a replica.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:18 am

no, that's the real one with the Hockey Hall of Fame symbol on the bottem

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:27 am

*still dying of jealousy*

I couldn't tell if it was fake or not so I put in that proviso. But in retrospect, how could I have ever doubted you, o-one-with-crazy-hair?

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Fri May 05, 2006 9:30 am

that's when it was still a 'fro. and now it's long enough for me to put up in a ponytail (but i still won't)

Chaoticcomics · Post by **Chaoticcomics** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:33 am

Sharks win! We're up 2-0 over the suddenly-out-of-Oilers!
*Chomp Chomp*

You guys can't play rough hockey with us!
*Chomp Chomp*

Anaheim will be next, the War Of California shall commence in 2 weeks!
*Chomp Chomp*

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:44 am

that's ok, the cup will rest in the East (Sabers, i'm calling it)

and all because you're taunting the Hockey gods

(they're a spiteful group, just look at the Islanders)

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:00 am

The only thing that hurts more than being beaten by anaheim is the fact that THEY'RE ONLY BEATING US BECAUSE THEY STOLE TEEMU SELANNE.

Dammit!

Well GO AVS anyway! We shall triumph!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:18 am

What an abnormally shaped urinal. Or juice fountain. Jello mould? Bird bath? Whatever it is, it's unusual.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Tue May 09, 2006 11:47 am

What!? That ... oh right, St. Louis has yet to win one.

Chaoticcomics · Post by **Chaoticcomics** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:45 pm

Ha, what're the Hockey Gods gonna do, put on a Boston Bruins uniform, go into the stands of Madison Square Garden, slap women around, take a man's shoe off and beat his ass with it? Oops, too late.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:56 pm

I didn't want to have to do this, but you forced my hand:

REASONS THERE WILL NEVER BE A Southern CALIFORNIA STANLEY CUP WINNER

1. Last time it snowed in So Cal, man had yet to invent pants

2. Ducks ... what is even the hell?!

3. The movies (they were from Minnesota!! How the hell did the team end up in Anaheim?! And I can't count the number of times I've taken a puck to the mcDuffies because of some jackass who thought they could do the nucklepuck. the suit at disney who thought that up should be shot!)

4. It's a 116 year old piece of silver, it will melt.

5. It's the Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup, last time I checked California wasn't a dominion.

6. Goddamn Californians keep moving to my state!

7. Buffalo will kick your asses!

8. What has So Cal contributed to hockey lore. Detroit had the octopus, Montreal had the Rocket, the Pocket Rocket, Jean, Howie, Vezina, and about 20 other Hall of Famers, Toronto came back from a 3-0 deficit to win the cup in 42, Edmonton gave us Gretzky, St. Louis gave us Scotty Bowman. So Cal: NOTHING!

So Cal has been nothing but an embarassement to the world of hockey

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:01 pm

I still believe in the Avs.

And if we don't make it this year, we damn well will next year.

LET'S GO AVS!

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:07 pm

ahaugen wrote:How the hell did the team end up in Anaheim?!

Disneyland is in Anaheim. I'm guessing it's all because they were related (I'm not sure if the team is still owned by Disney).

Also, I heard the team was shortening their names to the Ducks in 2007. Which I find funny, since that defeats the purpose of naming the team the Mighty Ducks in the first place.
At least it's better than "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim".

Also also, a half-hearted "Go San Jose" for two reasons:
1) Joe Thorton (former Bruin)
2) The Sharks will have a new AHL (minor league) affiliate in my local city of Worcester next season.

Skylark King · Post by **Skylark King** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:48 pm

Tellurider wrote:
LET'S GO AVS!

I heard a joke the other day but I forgot the punchline, can you help me? The joke was "What carries a broom and goes 'quack quack'? I think it was some old Emilio Estevez movie or something. Come on, Tellurider, what's the answer?

And welcome to the loser's lounge, can I get you a drink?

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:55 pm

ahaugen wrote:I didn't want to have to do this, but you forced my hand:

REASONS THERE WILL NEVER BE A Southern CALIFORNIA STANLEY CUP WINNER

1. Last time it snowed in So Cal, man had yet to invent pants

2. Ducks ... what is even the hell?!

3. The movies (they were from Minnesota!! How the hell did the team end up in Anaheim?! And I can't count the number of times I've taken a puck to the mcDuffies because of some jackass who thought they could do the nucklepuck. the suit at disney who thought that up should be shot!)

4. It's a 116 year old piece of silver, it will melt.

5. It's the Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup, last time I checked California wasn't a dominion.

6. Goddamn Californians keep moving to my state!

7. Buffalo will kick your asses!

8. What has So Cal contributed to hockey lore. Detroit had the octopus, Montreal had the Rocket, the Pocket Rocket, Jean, Howie, Vezina, and about 20 other Hall of Famers, Toronto came back from a 3-0 deficit to win the cup in 42, Edmonton gave us Gretzky, St. Louis gave us Scotty Bowman. So Cal: NOTHING!

So Cal has been nothing but an embarassement to the world of hockey

I agree, but more because I think California in general cares as much about Hockey as it does about Soccer.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:02 pm

Skylark_King wrote:
Tellurider wrote:
LET'S GO AVS!
I heard a joke the other day but I forgot the punchline, can you help me? The joke was "What carries a broom and goes 'quack quack'? I think it was some old Emilio Estevez movie or something. Come on, Tellurider, what's the answer?

And welcome to the loser's lounge, can I get you a drink?

Okay, three things, Skylark.

1) fuck you.
2) we still made it farther than the red wings, bitch.
3) I'll have Jack Daniels, neat. Thanks.

Skylark King · Post by **Skylark King** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:34 pm

Tellurider wrote:
Okay, three things, Skylark.

1) fuck you.
2) we still made it farther than the red wings, bitch.
3) I'll have Jack Daniels, neat. Thanks.

1. I really didn't think we had that kind of nemesis relationship. I thought it was more a superhero-super/villain thing than a bond/bond girl deal. But whatever, you're callin' the shots.

2. I'll take my victories in the defeat of my enemies, too.

3. You'll have Jameson and you'll like it!

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:39 pm

Skylark_King wrote:
Tellurider wrote:
Okay, three things, Skylark.

1) fuck you.
2) we still made it farther than the red wings, bitch.
3) I'll have Jack Daniels, neat. Thanks.
1. I really didn't think we had that kind of nemesis relationship. I thought it was more a superhero-super/villain thing than a bond/bond girl deal. But whatever, you're callin' the shots.

2. I'll take my victories in the defeat of my enemies, too.

3. You'll have Jameson and you'll like it!

1) you KNOW that's not what I meant

2) Yes... I totally dig that. May the Devils lose horrifically.
3) Fine, whatever, I'm not that picky. Jeez.

Skylark King · Post by **Skylark King** » Thu May 11, 2006 9:47 pm

Tellurider wrote:
Skylark_King wrote:
Tellurider wrote:
Okay, three things, Skylark.

1) fuck you.
2) we still made it farther than the red wings, bitch.
3) I'll have Jack Daniels, neat. Thanks.
1. I really didn't think we had that kind of nemesis relationship. I thought it was more a superhero-super/villain thing than a bond/bond girl deal. But whatever, you're callin' the shots.

2. I'll take my victories in the defeat of my enemies, too.

3. You'll have Jameson and you'll like it!
1) you KNOW that's not what I meant
2) Yes... I totally dig that. May the Devils lose horrifically.
3) Fine, whatever, I'm not that picky. Jeez.

1. Oh yeah, uh... I totally knew what you meant.

Yup... nuts

2. Ahh then we join together against the evils of New Jersey!A worthy cause!

3. Good.