Woman suing NASA---warning. WILL explode brain.

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:24 pm

ManyWorlds wrote:Not that I know of. We could probably steal from Pratchett, though. ^_^

There are way too many Pratchett quotes regarding stupid people for me to remember any specific one.

- Joel Fagin

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:40 pm

Go with greediness or horniness. You could use pretty much any Nanny Ogg quote for the second one, at least...

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:23 pm

ManyWorlds wrote:I'm suing steverules for not ruling enough to meet my expectations. That's false advertising, that is. Caused me LOADS of mental trauma.

Bah. . . you can't sue me for false advertising. My whole title is "steverulestheworldoflowexpectations" but the last part got cut off. So, I have in fact, lived up to my name as your low expections were met. Now send me a dollar!

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:57 pm

steverules wrote:
ManyWorlds wrote:I'm suing steverules for not ruling enough to meet my expectations. That's false advertising, that is. Caused me LOADS of mental trauma.
Bah. . . you can't sue me for false advertising. My whole title is "steverulestheworldoflowexpectations" but the last part got cut off. So, I have in fact, lived up to my name as your low expections were met. Now send me a dollar!

I move for a writ of vis-ne faciem capite repletam against Steverulestheworldoflowexpectations!

- Joel Fagin

PS. Mega bonus points for anyone who can recognise where the doggy Latin is from.

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:05 pm

The extent of my latin knowledge is "res ipsaloquator" and "nullum gratuitum prandium".

"The facts speak for themselves" (from a shirt my mom wore when she was pregnant

) and "There is no free lunch" (from a shirt my brother wears with about fifty fish all trying to eat each other)

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:42 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I still say we blow up the moon. We have the technology, we have the power. Lets do it. Now.

I just wanted to point out that we do not, in fact, have the technology to blow up the moon.

We could do a hell of a resurface job tho.

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:33 pm

rkolter wrote:I just wanted to point out that we do not, in fact, have the technology to blow up the moon.

We need this technology, and we need it by Monday. We need to defend ourselves against terrorists! How is that even possible with out the ability to blow up the moon?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:47 pm

rkolter wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I still say we blow up the moon. We have the technology, we have the power. Lets do it. Now.
I just wanted to point out that we do not, in fact, have the technology to blow up the moon.

We could do a hell of a resurface job tho.

Hmmm, we'll just have to work harder then.

Or just carve "chairface" into it.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:48 pm

You probably won't get any farther than the first "A" before some insipid superhero tries to stop you.

Pylon · Post by **Pylon** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:23 am

Blow the sucker up. We've been held under the sway of the moonpeoples long enough, what with their control of tides and werewolves!

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:21 am

The moonpeoples are terrorists, controlling a massive amounts of werewolf sleeper-cells. This cannot stand. We must utilize our full nuck-lear force against this threat.

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:59 am

All wee need to do is plant a large number of nuclear devices in a special pattern on the dark side of the moon and detonate them.

The special pattern would be designed so to make the resulting craters read out "Kick me!".

Then just wait for the next group of alien passersby with a fraternity level sense of humor and planet busting levels of technology and viola: Problems solved. All of them.

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:06 am

The only possible flaw in Operation Kick Me is if the aliens take it as a sign that's been tacked onto the Earth's proverbial backside.

Leko wrote:The extent of my latin knowledge is "res ipsaloquator" and "nullum gratuitum prandium".

"The facts speak for themselves" and "There is no free lunch"

The extent of my Latin is a few lyrics from "One Winged Angel".

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:18 am

ManyWorlds wrote:The only possible flaw in Operation Kick Me is if the aliens take it as a sign that's been tacked onto the Earth's proverbial backside.

What part of "ALL PROBLEMS SOLVED" did you not understand?

The original idea was for them to "kick" the Moon into the Earth.

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:25 pm

Oh. Guess I misread that part. Heh.

.....
Meh.
*Supernova's the moon*

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:48 pm

Jim North wrote:You probably won't get any farther than the first "A" before some insipid superhero tries to stop you.

Thrice-damned superheroes! *shakes fist at dogooders*

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:54 am

Leko wrote:
Jim North wrote:You probably won't get any farther than the first "A" before some insipid superhero tries to stop you.
Thrice-damned superheroes! *shakes fist at dogooders*

Superheroes, while annoying, are not the real problem. The problem is blonde, spikey-haired pretty-boys. Damn them and their huge swords...

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:56 am

If we painted the moon flat black, it'd get really warm...

Evilsmurfeatter · Post by **Evilsmurfeatter** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:57 am

Wow, just...wow.

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:31 am

rkolter wrote:If we painted the moon flat black, it'd get really warm...

How does that relate to this...?
It'd get warm enough to fry the Earth, or something?