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My favorite two fake fortune cookies.

" :D Bad Luck and Pestilence will infect your pathetic soul for all eternity :D "
-Rocko's Modern Life

" :D Help! I'm trapped in chinese fortune cookie factory! :D "
-My Grandfather and whoever he got it from.
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"Don't eat the food here."
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I once got one that said "You love Chinese food"

First of all.. not a fortune!

second.. No I don't!
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"Toreador pants make your feet look big too."

I actually recieved that fortune once. Think I still have it saved in my dresser drawer.
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"that wasn't chicken"
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Any Rockos Modern Life quote is the recepie for a great day :D thanx for that
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"This fortune cookie is laced with cyanide."
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rkolter wrote:"This fortune cookie is laced with cyanide."
But it's TASTY cyanide!
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rkolter wrote:"This fortune cookie is laced with cyanide."
What kind of idiot eats the cookie before they read the fortune? :)

I don't even eat the cookie. Them things are nasty.
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Leko wrote:I don't even eat the cookie. Them things are nasty.
My dog really likes them. :wink:
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Pillywiggin wrote:
Leko wrote:I don't even eat the cookie. Them things are nasty.
My dog really likes them. :wink:
My dog liked to lick his own ass.

I'm not saying that dogs don't eat good things, just remember their standards aren't that great.
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Leko wrote:
rkolter wrote:"This fortune cookie is laced with cyanide."
What kind of idiot eats the cookie before they read the fortune? :)
I usually break the cookie, then pull out and read the fortune out of one half while munching on the other.

Guess that makes me a half-idiot. :P
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I got one once that said "You are good with your hands" :D

It became true... people love my massages... yeah massages
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Mercury Hat wrote:They're just one of those things that's expected at a cheap Chinese buffet or take-out place. The cookies aren't really that good-tasting (I think they're just sugar and flour with some vanilla extract mixed in) but they're a bit of tradition now.
Ah, but I can probably come up with my own recipe to make them taste better. *adds some curry, ginger spices into fortune cookie dough*
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They're sesame cookies. And I love them. Sometimes I don't even read the fortune.

I'd be annoyed that everyone else opens them for the lame fortunes and wastes the cookie if I didn't automatically get all the cookies my friends don't want.
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Mercury Hat wrote:
Pillywiggin wrote:
Leko wrote:I don't even eat the cookie. Them things are nasty.
My dog really likes them. :wink:
My dog liked to lick his own ass.

I'm not saying that dogs don't eat good things, just remember their standards aren't that great.
Guess my standards aren't that great either.


...I mean, I like the cookie.
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