You knew this was coming... another revolution!

[Nightgaunt]

No good rebellion should be without ungodly amounts of weaponry.

Peace through superior firepower, HOOAH!!!

[Leko]

No good rebellion should be without ungodly amounts of weaponry.

Peace through superior firepower, HOOAH!!!

Or just blowing stuff up is fun too. Heeheehee!

[[AlmightyPyro]]

Being a Kick-ass matrix-y fighter dude is awsome!!!



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I'll start that second page now...

[Leko]

Being a Kick-ass matrix-y fighter dude is awsome!!!



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I'll start that second page now...

"Start"?

>.<

[Jops]

*looks at the results of the poll*

*groans*

A tie again!

[Sortelli]

I'm starting to suspect people balance these out on purpose.

[Czar]

I don't think there is a centralized one. You can try mine, just watch out for the undead ferret.

We've also been hanging out in Warehouse 86. Naturally though, we've got weapons stores all over the damn place. No good rebellion should be without ungodly amounts of weaponry.

*Sounds of avid notetaking*

Oh, geez, is that the time? I need to run off and call my co... err.. Aunt!
I must run off and call my aunt to congratulate her on... errr... Swedish national holiday for aunts! Yes! That's it.

*Scurries off to the nearest phonebooth*

[Komiyan]

Tie is broken, with the obvious answer.

[Mr.Bob]

[Grabmygoblin]

Dr Who?

[DJMayhem]

Wait... I'm independant... yet I voted for Bob.... What side do I take?

[Smight]

accidentally voted for Bob eh?

you sound like a natural born freedom fighter to me.

[Mooman]

*wants to contribute*

*can't contribute*

*sulks*

[Czar]

mysterious phonecall

*Picks up the phone*

Make it quick, I've gotta order pizzas within five minutes or they won't be done before closing time...

Oh...

Sorry Sir.

This line is not safe.

I will speak with our friend later, he'll brief you.

Sir!

*Hangs up, then calls a local pizza parlour*

The mother hen is in the foxes den.

... Hold the anchovies.

*Hangs up, looks around, points at camera*

This never happened.

*Walks away*

[Ida]

*Reads through all the election stuff that she missed* This is going to be good.

[CJBurgandy]

does this mean it's over?

* CJ_at_work acidently spills KrisX's favorite BBQ sause on Bob
<ash__> sup
* KrisX licks jaws
<CJ_at_work> opp, silly me.... how could I be so clumsy?
* KrisX sharpens claws
<CJ_at_work> and it was the whole bottle too
* STrRedWolf sees Mr. Bob's harem run in and clean him up... in a sexual way.
<MrBob> hehe CJ and the pocket kitty are my harem...
*** stinkywigfiddle has joined #keenspace
*** War sets mode +o on stinkywigfiddle
*** stinkywigfiddle is now known as stinky_thinking
<MrBob> I miss Spacechan
<CJ_at_work> I'm in no harem
<CJ_at_work> other than the one I run
* KrisX clips Bob's pointy ears
<KrisX> HA!
<CJ_at_work> hince why people have CJ's harem tags
<stinky_thinking> guh
<Tdot[Comic]> why spacechan not exist anymore?
<Tdot[Comic]>
<KrisX> Now what? No pointy ears you're like everyone else now!
<KrisX> Mwahaha
<MrBob> NO!
<MrBob> I refuse to be common people
* STrRedWolf perks up his pointy ears.
* KrisX makes sure they don't grow back too
<Tdot[Comic]> i don't have pointy ears. just all the elves around me do.
<Tdot[Comic]> :E
<KrisX> You're COMMON!
<stinky_thinking> perks up
<MrBob> no I'm not!
* stinky_thinking perks up
<stinky_thinking> yay!
<MrBob> aw man
<KrisX> Yes you are!
<stinky_thinking> Hey bob
<MrBob> You didnt have to do that
<STrRedWolf> Yeah, since it's COMMON to have pointy ears.
* Tdot[Comic] boots kris x off the bob is uncommon bandwagon, and onto her own bob is common wagon of rickety crappiness
<KrisX> I did it.
<K-Dawg> ...
* Tdot[Comic] rolls up the newspaper
<Tdot[Comic]> BAD
<K-Dawg> Angry D. Monkey -ton -in -crotchless -panties
<KrisX> Not so sharp now, are you?
<K-Dawg> now things are getting silly.
<Tdot[Comic]> silly bandwagon? I got those too.
<Tdot[Comic]> its got silly string and confetti
<Tdot[Comic]>
* KrisX spits hairball on Bob.
<Tdot[Comic]> ...but there are no SPITTING ON BOB BANDWAGONS
<KrisX> I have drained your powers.
* Tdot[Comic] pushes that rickety cart down the hill
<KrisX> Now you're just Bob.
<Tdot[Comic]> ...diabolical.
<stinky_thinking> bob bob bob bob bobaran
<Tdot[Comic]> wheres komiyan?!? we could be raking in mass cash for hairball tax
<KrisX> You don't intimidate me.
* CJ_at_work will have to seduce Komi away from the dark side
<KrisX> Cats don't carry money.
<stinky_thinking> and cats don't dance
<KrisX> See? Bob has silenced and lost witty banter.
<thatotherguy> "You can't draw WANGS EITHER"- Soap, 2005-05-03 21:33:32
<thatotherguy> ha
* MrBob grabs KrisX and fling her out the window
<MrBob> banterize THAT
<Tdot[Comic]> lol
<thatotherguy> "banterize" ha
* MrBob does a victory dance
* KrisX let's emergency parachute open up and waves, disappearing in the mountains of CJ
* Tdot[Comic] shows some support for pocket kitties (two pockets, but not all, thats just greedy) and makes a banterize bandwagon for her to preach on, with a couple pockets.
* Tdot[Comic] shows support for bob, and hands him a can of gasoline and a torch
<Tdot[Comic]> make us proud, el presidente
<MrBob> Actually.. I think i just realized a way to defeat the pocket kitty!
<Tdot[Comic]> :O
* CJ_at_work buttons up her shirt
<KrisX> Do what you will, you have no pointy ears!
<stinky_thinking> gasp
<CJ_at_work> at the moment you can't touch her
<MrBob> I mean.. we live in constant fear of it we fail to realize how small she is!
<KrisX> HA!
<stinky_thinking> what happened to MrBob's ears?
<MrBob> Er
<MrBob> clipped
<KrisX> I clipped them.
<MrBob>
<stinky_thinking> how sad
<MrBob> But you're a doctor!
<stinky_thinking> I could make you some prostetic pointy ears
<MrBob> You can fix e new ones!
<MrBob> With your head doctor magic!
<stinky_thinking> that's what I said
<KrisX> And being a small kitty is my power.
<MrBob> Hooray!
<stinky_thinking> first I must administer anasthesia
<MrBob> (the first ones were prostetic anyway..dont tell anyone)
* stinky_thinking injects Mr.Bob
<MrBob> WEEEEE-BOOF
<KrisX> Get him! He's going under!
* MrBob is K.Oed
<stinky_thinking> oops
<stinky_thinking> this isn't anasthesia...
<KrisX> Attack Monkeys!
<stinky_thinking> no
<stinky_thinking> he's under my protection now
<stinky_thinking> under the um, doctor's law
<K-Dawg> someone say monkeys?
<stinky_thinking> yeah
<KrisX> Kidnap him!
<stinky_thinking> hush puppy!
<K-Dawg> I cannot.
<CJ_at_work> Mr.Bob is down! now is our chance!
<K-Dawg> if I were to reveal myself, they will try to tax me!
<CJ_at_work> komi isn't here KD
* stinky_thinking fixes Mr. Bob's ears
<K-Dawg> ...
<K-Dawg> oh
* K-Dawg pummels Bob
<stinky_thinking> there
* KrisX sets up pocket kitty clone troop to steal Bob and bite stinky's shin
<stinky_thinking> He had four of them, right?
<stinky_thinking> not my shin!
<stinky_thinking> I need that for stuff!
<stinky_thinking> sexual pleasure
<stinky_thinking> erm
* K-Dawg must go find food
* K-Dawg melts away
* KrisX puts Bob in anti-free cage in her dark secret layer.
<stinky_thinking> I will now wake the patient
* stinky_thinking slaps Mr.Bob
<stinky_thinking> WAKE UP!!
<MrBob> uhhgh..Where am I? What happened?
<KrisX> This time. I win
<MrBob> Man.. I feel as if I got run over by a truck
<stinky_thinking> I had to remove your clothing
<stinky_thinking> for the opperation
<MrBob> ...and got punched in the gut by a thousand monkeys
* stinky_thinking hands Bob his clothes back
* MrBob gets dressed
<KrisX> And have a cage which you'll share with Stinky now.
<MrBob> Holy cow, what kind of dose did you give me?
* stinky_thinking hands bob a mirror
<MrBob> There you are you handome dev..
<MrBob> ..
<stinky_thinking> dose?
<MrBob> Thats odd
<stinky_thinking> hmm?
<MrBob> Something seems different
<MrBob> Did you give me a nose job?
<stinky_thinking> you wanted them bigger, right?
<stinky_thinking> maybe we should have done this in writing first...
<stinky_thinking> you're old one was a bit bolbussy
<MrBob> Hey! No need to shout!
* KrisX clips the new ears and retreats again
<MrBob> Wow! I can hear everything!
<stinky_thinking> that's it!
* stinky_thinking injects KrisX
<MrBob> No! My upper layer!
<MrBob> Doctor Stinky I cant half one and a half pairs of ears!
<stinky_thinking> You're getting FIXED!
<MrBob> what will the neighbours say?
<MrBob> take the upper layer off!
<MrBob> haha!
* KrisX retreated already
<stinky_thinking> fine
<MrBob> Kriss is gonna get FIXED
<KrisX>
* stinky_thinking hacks off bob's extra ears
<KrisX> CJ, they're being meeean.
<MrBob> GAGHAGAHAGAH
<stinky_thinking> that'll be $10000
<MrBob> HOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<MrBob> BLLLLLLLLLOOOODDDDDDDDD
<MrBob> PAAAAAAAAAAAIIINNNNNN
<MrBob> LIKE A FOUNTAIN
<stinky_thinking> pay up
* stinky_thinking makes grabby hands
<MrBob> AAAAAAUUUGHGHGHGH
* CJ_at_work takes her kitty
<MrBob> OH GOD MAKE IT STOPPP
<stinky_thinking> >_<
* CJ_at_work baps Mr.Bob with a rolled up newspaper
<MrBob> AAAAIIIIEEEEE
<CJ_at_work> bad president
* stinky_thinking shoots Bob
* KrisX sets up sniper rifle between CJ's bossum and aims for Bob's forehead
* MrBob is K.Oed again!
<stinky_thinking> too late Kris
* KrisX shoots again
<CJ_at_work> a newspaper took him out?
<stinky_thinking> oh well
<stinky_thinking> I shot him
<stinky_thinking> I had to stop the screaming
<KrisX> I guess we should post the dates for his funeral.
<CJ_at_work> ah
<stinky_thinking> yup
<CJ_at_work> good thinking
* stinky_thinking digs a grave
<KrisX> And Announce the crowning of PKP leader...Myself.
* stinky_thinking pushes bob's body into it
* stinky_thinking covers the body with dirt
* stinky_thinking packs it down tight
* CJ_at_work sends a press release out "President died while having plastic surgery on his ears"
<KrisX> Stinky can have free popsicles for his work.
<stinky_thinking> yay!
* stinky_thinking licks Kris

[Sortelli]

NOOOOO!

We can rebuild him!

We have the technology! If you think we're going to let this chance to create Darth Bob slip by you are MAD.

[Nightgaunt]

[Mr.Bob]

Well Seeing as I'm still alive and well, we can safely conclude that that broadcast was false propaganda.

[Ida]

Great! It's no fun to be a revolutionary if you have nothing to revolt against!