Woman suing NASA---warning. WILL explode brain.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:58 pm

Risky wrote:
BrownEyedCat wrote:
Risky wrote:What if a particular astral body is mostly harmless?
What, you mean if destroying it has no ill effects? Well, then you can blow it up if you want, but I'd rather blow up objects that will result in terrible luck for my enemies.
*destroys all possible earths in all possible multiverses so that he has a better chance of winning poker on pluto*</h2g2>

*deploys Hypertime, screws up continuity even more than it was before, sales plummet*</dc comics>

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:08 pm

Jim North wrote:
Risky wrote:
BrownEyedCat wrote:What, you mean if destroying it has no ill effects? Well, then you can blow it up if you want, but I'd rather blow up objects that will result in terrible luck for my enemies.
*destroys all possible earths in all possible multiverses so that he has a better chance of winning poker on pluto*</h2g2>
*deploys Hypertime, screws up continuity even more than it was before, sales plummet*</dc comics>

Great Scott! </back to the future>

BrownEyedCat · Post by **BrownEyedCat** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:44 pm

Leko wrote:
Jim North wrote:
Risky wrote:*destroys all possible earths in all possible multiverses so that he has a better chance of winning poker on pluto*</h2g2>
*deploys Hypertime, screws up continuity even more than it was before, sales plummet*</dc comics>
Great Scott! </back to the future>

*accidentally destroys hyper-super-powa-kawaii-neko-neko-time while trying to make hot cocoa. No noticable change*

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:07 am

DarkMagician wrote:I've kept on saying this over and over.

Rule #1: People are stupid.
Rule #2: Once you realize Rule #1, then you'll no longer be suprised by what people do.
Rule #3: Read Rule #1 again until it sticks.

Still, you have to admit, humanity is pretty ingenius when it comes to finding new exiting ways in which to push the limits of being stupid.

CorpAmis · Post by **CorpAmis** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:57 am

AAArrrrgghhhh..! When will people wake up and realise...?
Though it seems a cool suing idea!

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:05 am

Czar wrote:Still, you have to admit, humanity is pretty ingenius when it comes to finding new exiting ways in which to push the limits of being stupid.

Einstein said it best, I think.

- Joel Fagin

Post by **Mercury Hat** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:30 am

Has anyone pointed out that if she were to win this case then it would set a precedent for astrology being legally binding?
I'ma gonna sue because my horoscope was wrong!

Edit: War posted this

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:40 am

[quote="Mercury Hat"]Has anyone pointed out that if she were to win this case then it would set a precedent for astrology being legally binding?
I'ma gonna sue because my horoscope was wrong!

Edit: War posted this

Carlin · Post by **Carlin** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:00 am

DarkMagician wrote:I've kept on saying this over and over.

Rule #1: People are stupid.
Rule #2: Once you realize Rule #1, then you'll no longer be suprised by what people do.
Rule #3: Read Rule #1 again until it sticks.

It's either people are extremely stupid or are greedy enough to do incredibly stupid things. Which I predict to be the case here. Someone looking to earn something for nothing...

*sues local resturant because the food made him slightly nauseated, causing much tramua*

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:44 am

Leko wrote:
Jim North wrote:
Risky wrote:*destroys all possible earths in all possible multiverses so that he has a better chance of winning poker on pluto*</h2g2>
*deploys Hypertime, screws up continuity even more than it was before, sales plummet*</dc comics>
Great Scott! </back to the future>

*throws roll of toilet paper at Leko*</rhps>

Col · Post by **Col** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:56 am

Who's the idiot lawyer that actually thought this was a viable idea?

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:59 am

One without scruples, apparently.

And to add to Dark Magician's list....
Not only are people stupid, they are also selfish (or greedy) and horny.

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:30 am

ManyWorlds wrote:One without scruples, apparently.

And to add to Dark Magician's list....
Not only are people stupid, they are also selfish (or greedy) and horny.

They also smell.

Good or bad, depends on the point of view...

Christwriter · Post by **Christwriter** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:45 am

ManyWorlds wrote:One without scruples, apparently.

And to add to Dark Magician's list....
Not only are people stupid, they are also selfish (or greedy) and horny.

You mean there's a paralle universe where laywers come with scruples?

Take me there. It will be a more beautiful place than here.

CW

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:15 pm

christwriter wrote:
ManyWorlds wrote:One without scruples, apparently.

And to add to Dark Magician's list....
Not only are people stupid, they are also selfish (or greedy) and horny.
You mean there's a paralle universe where laywers come with scruples?

Take me there. It will be a more beautiful place than here.

CW

Of course, a universe that's so beautiful that lawyers have scruples probably wouldn't need lawyers to begin with.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:43 pm

Col wrote:Who's the idiot lawyer that actually thought this was a viable idea?

The one who is taking her money and laughing as he deposits it in the bank.

Steverules · Post by **Steverules** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:12 pm

Warning: I'm suing Christwriter for posting this topic which made my brain explode.

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:53 pm

I'm suing steverules for not ruling enough to meet my expectations. That's false advertising, that is. Caused me LOADS of mental trauma.

AndrewTaylor · Post by **AndrewTaylor** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:48 pm

See, it's this kind of thing is why they're trying to stop juries deciding scientific cases here. Juries contain people. People are stupid. At least judges have experience.

ManyWorlds wrote:Not only are people stupid, they are also selfish (or greedy) and horny.

So that's Douglas and Scott done.

Have any other Adamses written funny books we can steal from?

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:11 pm

Not that I know of. We could probably steal from Pratchett, though. ^_^