Yo Ho! I want to be a pirate!

[Vorticus]

it sounds fun, but I don't really have the time to play. :S I guess if push comes to shove I can play one weekend if it's not on my finals. Just PM me if y'all need an extra player.

This is pretty much what I'm getting at. Only one weekend since we're all busy people. Let me know when you've got time. Same goes for you Mv

[Killbert-Robby]

Today's the day! Capn Curlybeard is ready

*edit*
Never mind, I coulda *sworn* today was the 19th

[Tellurider]

Yo I wanna play.

And I've never played any RPG's before so... I will need some instruction, probably. But yeah count me in for next session with an open spot.

[CJBurgandy]

the game was many kinds of awesome. Some of my favorite moments....

<VortGM> Narcisco dashingly swings across the gap between the ships and gracefully alights on the deck of the Seafoam among the pirates and sailors
[08:47] * Narcisco gives a small flex again before drawing his sword
[08:47] <VortGM> Peit swings nearly across but doesn't quite let go and swings back across the gap. (You'll get another shot at it next time around)
[08:47] <Piet-VanDijk> "Aiiiiiiii"
[08:48] <VortGM> Crescent however, slips off the rope and lands in the water between the ships with a sploosh
[08:48] <Crescent-Eye> "Well that went fantastically"
[08:48] <Narcisco> (I am the most dashing pirate ever)
[08:48] <Piet-VanDijk> (You're soooooo Hollywood, sellout)
[08:49] <Crescent-Eye> (thankfully i have rank in swimming)
[08:49] <VortGM> (I'm pleased at least one of you is a dashing pirate)
[08:49] <Piet-VanDijk> (I'm having a slow day, kay!? )
[08:49] <VortGM> ( I still don't know what happened to Amis)
[08:49] <Crescent-Eye> (at this point I'm more of the splashing variety)

[09:09] <VortGM> Piet manages to let go of the rope in time and lands on the Seafoam's deck near Narcisco.
[09:09] * Piet-VanDijk draws his knife
[09:09] <Piet-VanDijk> "Lets show these landlubbers how its done, eh!?"
[09:09] <Narcisco> "About time you joined the fun, where is the rest of the men?"
[09:09] <VortGM> Crescent-Eye swims over to the Seafoam and crawls onto the protruding gun ports
[09:10] <VortGM> Around the two of you sailors from the Harbringer and the Seafoam are locked in mortal combat
[09:10] <Crescent-Eye> "Someone is going to die... painfully"
[09:10] <VortGM> Crescent also has some company in the water. Of both the friendly and unfriendly variety
[09:10] <Piet-VanDijk> "By the looks of it, in trouble, ha-harg"

<VortGM> Another group attacks Narcisco
[10:10] <VortGM> roll 2#d10
[10:10] <VortGM> roll d10
[10:10] <VortGM> They get no where
[10:10] <VortGM> Their friends try to close in on the handsome flashy swashbuckler as well
[10:11] <Piet-VanDijk> (Hey get away from me!... hur hur hur)

[10:26] <VortGM> Nitya slices through another one with her twin blades
[10:26] <Nitya> "You shall meet your friends. Dont fret, my darling!!"

[10:29] <Narcisco> "Its good to see the merchant ships don't pay to hire better grunts."
[10:30] <VortGM> Piet jabs another with his knife and watches her fall to the ground
[10:30] <Piet-VanDijk> "Tell me about it"
[10:30] <Crescent-Eye> hehhehhehhaheh"
[10:30] <VortGM> (their turn)
[10:30] <Nitya> "Braggarts"

[10:31] <VortGM> Two sets take a swipe at Narcisco
[10:31] <VortGM> roll 2#d10
[10:31] <VortGM> roll 3#d10
[10:31] <VortGM> They completely fail to connect and get in each other's way
[10:32] * Narcisco taunts with a small flex of the buttock

[10:36] <VortGM> Nitya cuts into her opponents and only 1 is left standing
[10:36] <Nitya> "Can you...No, you cant..Cos you are going to have to die too"

[10:42] * Crescent-Eye shakes the blood of his knife
[10:42] * Piet-VanDijk wipes his on his pants.
[10:42] * Narcisco makes sure his clothes aren't too messed up

[10:44] <VortGM> Narcisco notices Captain Tillada sneaking glances at him as the pirate crew traipses down into the hold of the merchant bark
[10:44] * Narcisco starts hauling everything over to the ship
[10:45] * Narcisco winks at the captain
[10:45] * Crescent-Eye assists with the plunder
[10:45] <VortGM> The captain grins back
[10:45] <Piet-VanDijk> (Aw man NARCISCO gets to be the love interest!? *crosses arms*...... )
[10:45] <Narcisco> (I did make him a stunning beauty )
[10:45] <Nitya> (nitya pinches the dutchmans butt?)
[10:45] <VortGM> (you didn't sink nearly a quarter of your points into your looks)
[10:45] <Crescent-Eye> (He's the one that made the effort rum boy)
[10:46] <Nitya> (my blade my blade)
[10:46] <Narcisco> (I probably spent too much on his sex appeal )
[10:46] * Nitya asks if they found a sterling silver knife
[10:46] <Piet-VanDijk> (You wait til you get scurvy)
[10:47] <Narcisco> (no no no, I'm going to die of the pox)

[10:52] <VortGM> <T>"But before we do I salute our newest members of the crew. Without them this fight would not have gone nearly as well as it did."
[10:52] <Piet-VanDijk> "Lets scuttle the bugger!"
[10:52] <Nitya> "I would just like to take leave, I have more important things to do"
[10:52] * Crescent-Eye looks at his left arm
[10:52] <VortGM> The captain salutes the four of you, taking a slightly longer amount of time to salute Narcisco
[10:53] <Narcisco> "and we wouldn't have been able to do it without skillful comand from our el capiton"
[10:53] <VortGM> The rest of the crew follows suit
[10:53] <Piet-VanDijk> "Suck up"

The players where myself, Robby, Lunar, and Amis. I'll let you guess who played who.

[Lunar]

I must say, I had a blast and hope to do it again sometime.

[Killbert-Robby]

Awesome choices for the little snippets CJ

I'm with you, lets see if they can figure out who's who (Those of you in chat are dirty cheats)

My word...........
We not only murdered about 30 people, WE MADE JOKES THE WHOLE WAY THOUGH
AWESOME

But yeah, last night rocked hard, waking up now, I dont even feel so bad that I was up until 8 in the morning playing

[Vorticus]

Aloha folks. We'll be doing this again this coming Saturday. This time we're going to try to start a little earlier so I don't loose steam quite so fast. How does 7 pm CST sound to everyone?

[Killbert-Robby]

Are you referring to this group or your second group?

[Vorticus]

Everyone. I have ~6 players as of now so I'll just run the game with everyone. I think I can handle 6 players. This of course stems from my expectation that hyjinks will ensue, no matter what I do.

[Killbert-Robby]

Sounds good to me, I'll be there

[Tim]

Every time I see this thread, I keep thinking you want to be a YoHoHo! Puzzle Pirate.

Which I'm totally up for, if anyone was interested.

[Killbert-Robby]

I used to play it quite a bit, not so much now I'm on pseudo-dial-up

[Lunar]

I would be most interested in doing this again.

[CJBurgandy]

I already RSVPed to Vort, which is why he's probably expecting hijinx no matter what. I think that's 4pm my time and I'm pretty sure I've batted away all other people who could stand in my way of getting there on time.

[Socialcrawl]

got any games coming up? it looks fun!

[CJBurgandy]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Killbert-Robby]

That was GREAT fun again. Some more snippets!
It was actually a great session so I'll upload more snippets once I'm rested. I just dont feel like trawling right now

* Piet_VanDijk pulls the Captain's compass out of his pocket.
<Piet_VanDijk> "One day Capn..... one day....."
* Piet_VanDijk puts it back, and looks dramatically off at the sunset
<Piet_VanDijk> (Hey, GM, can I get some wind dramatically blowing through my hair?)
<VortGM> Everywhere else is still, but yet the wind blows dramatically
through Piet's hair as he stands staring off into the horizon
<Piet_VanDijk> (Thank you)

<dicechan> Estrella rolled : 1d10 --> [ 1d10=1 ]{1}
<Narcisco>
<Piet_VanDijk> (.... )
<Estrella> ((sigh))
<Crescent-Eye> (wow...)
* VortGM rubs his hands together
<Piet_VanDijk> (DRAMATIC)
<Katja> (brutal)
<Nitya> (ow...darling)
<Estrella> ((it's all your fault piet!))
<Nitya> (You just beat Robby methinks)
<Piet_VanDijk> (Why Dhappy
<Crescent-Eye> (Does blowing a drama die do bad things?)
<VortGM> (nope)
<Katja> (it's only embarrassing)
<Crescent-Eye> (Oh you seemed to be sinisterly ploting at that)
<VortGM> (yeah)
<VortGM> (well I do have two drama die to use against you now)
<Estrella> (('cause my knife followed your bolt.. if you didn't fire the
both there in the 1st place))
<Crescent-Eye> (uh oh)
<Piet_VanDijk> (And like... your sexuality is totally questioned and stuff.
Welcome, my friends, to the world of the low roll)
<Katja> (WAIT when we use them then YOU get them?!)
<Nitya> (hehe)
<Piet_VanDijk> (IF I DIE, CRESCENT....)
<VortGM> (yeah, every time one of you uses a drama die I get one in my drama
die pool)
<VortGM> (I have none to start)
<Katja> (this does not bode well)
<Piet_VanDijk> (Oh God they're gonna hit the ship's gas-tank and BOOM)
<Piet_VanDijk> (Why you ask?)
<Crescent-Eye> (I did nothing, i still have my drama die)
<Piet_VanDijk> (DRAMATIC ROLLS)
<Estrella> ((noo, please it's dawn, i need to sleep))
<Narcisco> (you are the ship's gas tank)
<Katja> (fine then whose turn is it?)
<VortGM> <R>"I see you're tough bunch of filthy rotters. I'll be seeing you
again sometime."
<VortGM> Ratbeard retreats into his cabin and shuts the door with a
resounding slam
<Nitya> ((I dont get a turn)
<Piet_VanDijk> .................

[Vorticus]

Another successful session

[CJBurgandy]

I'll post some snippets too.

<Piet_VanDijk> Roll!?
<dicechan> 4,0Piet_VanDijk rolled :4,0 --> error: malformed expression
<Piet_VanDijk>
<Katja> you failed
<Piet_VanDijk> roll Katjasface
<dicechan> 4,0Piet_VanDijk rolled :4,0 Katjasface --> error: malformed expression
<Katja> !
<Piet_VanDijk> Oh I'm sorry, your face is a malformed expression!
<Katja> roll Piets_manhood
<dicechan> 4,0Katja rolled :4,0 Piets_manhood --> error: malformed expression
<Katja> HA
<Piet_VanDijk>
<Narcisco> haha
<Crescent-Eye> zing
<Vorticus>
<Narcisco> Zing indeed
* Katja wins
<Piet_VanDijk> You just rolled my manhood, I think I'm the true victor here *lights up a smoke*
<Estrella> roll 12d45
<dicechan> 4,0Estrella rolled :4,0 12d45 --> 4,0[ 12d45=261 ]4,0{261}
<Estrella> woo, it works
<Piet_VanDijk> ....
* Piet_VanDijk is now known as Rick
<Rick> roll
<dicechan> 4,0Rick rolled :4,0 --> error: malformed expression
* Rick is now known as Piet_VanDijk
<VortGM> yes it works
<Piet_VanDijk> Hah, y'all got rickrolled
* Crescent-Eye punches Piet

<Piet_VanDijk> ... we have two knife wielding sociopaths!?
<Katja> eh?
<Katja> knives are cool dude
<Piet_VanDijk> I'm totally mysteriouser
<Katja> don't make me gouge out your eye
<Piet_VanDijk> Yes but you're a viking wench
<VortGM> don't mess with the vikings
<Katja> I have knives and dirty fighting
<Piet_VanDijk> But see I'm the dark moody rogue-ish character... and so's Lunar. THIS IS THE START OF A RIVALRY LUNAR.
<Estrella> well, Estrella is not much on the violent side, more like crrepyfing others (and slitting their throats in their sleep)
<VortGM> am I going to have to have the tavern be 12 sided to accomodate your mysterious corner sulking?
<Katja> so like that quiet guy who never talks except to say "let's kill these bitches"?
<Piet_VanDijk> probably Vort
<Narcisco> I'm not all emo like these other pirates. I take life by the hand and make sweet love to it.
<Katja> pirates aren't emo
<Piet_VanDijk> I'm not emo!
<Piet_VanDijk> YOU DONT GET ME
<Piet_VanDijk> NOBODY DOES
* Piet_VanDijk cuts himself

* Estrella immediately stands up to look at the ship coming, by the way she reacted, she surely wasn't sleeping
<Narcisco> Looks like you're going to have to run dry a little longer
<Katja> "don't be such a pansy"
<Piet_VanDijk> "What could *possibly* happen?"
<Narcisco> it could be a ship filled with lost nuns.
<Piet_VanDijk> "Hot..."
<VortGM> (very lost nuns)
<Narcisco> (not as lost as I'd make them! oh ho ho!)
<Katja> "maybe it's filled with coconuts"
<Katja> "or bananas"
<VortGM> It's not a ship of the Church of Theah though
<Estrella> "Never ever say: what coudl possibly happen!"
<Katja> "or BOTH"
<Narcisco> (a man can dream)
<Estrella> "never!"
<VortGM> As it sails closer you see a pirate flag sailing from the top mast
<Crescent-Eye> "Well that's promising at least"
<Narcisco> "dang, not a ship of lost nuns"
<VortGM> It's got three rat skulls on it
<Katja> "maybe"
<Katja> "that anyone you know?"
<Piet_VanDijk> "... Well you never know PrettyBoy..."
<Crescent-Eye> "No one I'm aware of"
<VortGM> (any one who's got sea lore or underworld lore, roll wits + the knack)
<Narcisco> "Good thinking Piet, it could be that shipment of lost nuns I ordered last time I was drunk in the tavern"
<Katja> "you can order nuns?"
<Piet_VanDijk> "Oh yeah"
<Piet_VanDijk> "Its great"
<Katja> "can I order half-naked barbarian men?"
<Narcisco> "I figured it was worth a shot, we are a pirate town"
* Crescent-Eye sighs
<Piet_VanDijk> "Which half do you want? YA-HAR-HAR"
[17:00] <Narcisco> "nuns are easier to kidnap than half naked men."

<Katja> (okay can I use my showmanship to get these people to move away from the fiery explosion?)
<VortGM> Also the captain of the Storm Chaser is very much alive. However his crew looks like they've been put through a meat grinder
<VortGM> (roll away, panache + showmanship)
<Crescent-Eye> (damn0
<Katja> (how much is showmanship?)
<VortGM> (let me check)
<Crescent-Eye> "Fear not people we mean you no harm"
<Katja> "you're not a space alien you know"
* Narcisco notices how much sailor blood got on his clean shirt and decides he'd look better without all the blood stains and so tears it off
<VortGM> ( roll 5 d10s, so 3 for showmanship)
* Estrella rises the other eyebrow
<Katja> roll 5#d10
<dicechan> 4,0Katja rolled :4,0 5#d10 --> 4,0[ 1d10=9 ]4,0{9}, 4,0[ 1d10=6 ]4,0{6}, 4,0[ 1d10=7 ]4,0{7}, 4,0[ 1d10=9 ]4,0{9}, 4,0[ 1d10=9 ]4,0{9}
<Estrella> "wow"
<Nitya> roll 5#d10
<dicechan> 4,0Nitya rolled :4,0 5#d10 --> 4,0[ 1d10=8 ]4,0{8}, 4,0[ 1d10=3 ]4,0{3}, 4,0[ 1d10=8 ]4,0{8}, 4,0[ 1d10=7 ]4,0{7}, 4,0[ 1d10=5 ]4,0{5}
<VortGM> The Harbringer begins to pull away from the exploding wreck that used to be the Hooked Tooth
<Narcisco> (I should roll showmanship for taking my shirt off)
<Narcisco> roll 6#d10
<dicechan> 4,0Narcisco rolled :4,0 6#d10 --> 4,0[ 1d10=5 ]4,0{5}, 4,0[ 1d10=9 ]4,0{9}, 4,0[ 1d10=9 ]4,0{9}, 4,0[ 1d10=3 ]4,0{3}, 4,0[ 1d10=3 ]4,0{3}, 4,0[ 1d10=6 ]4,0{6}
<VortGM> Katja's display of acrobatics has stirred the crew of the Storm Chaser to get their butts moving
<Narcisco> (eat your heart out William Shatner)
<VortGM> Captain Tillada and Nitya are on the verge of swooning
<VortGM> Estrella some how resists Narcisco removing his shirt
* Estrella rolls her eyes
<Narcisco> (she's gay, isn't she?)

<Nitya> (can me and Estrella be gay?))
<Katja> (no one's gonna stop you)
<Narcisco> (hee hee hee)
<Narcisco> (told you she was gay)
<Nitya> (Gay for me...yay)
<Narcisco> (rightfully so. IRL she's gay for you as well)

[Vorticus]

As much as I love you all, I don't think I can handle six players all that well. Any suggestions from those that have played on how you'd like the group split up?