And in this thread, yeahduff raps.

[Yeahduff]

I be that insane Jigga
from the psycho ward,
I'm on the trigga,
plus I got the Wu-Tang sword.
So how you figga
that you can even fuck with mine?
Hey yo RZA,
hit me with that shit one time.

[Yeahduff]

A million here, a million there.
Sicilian chick with long hair with cocunut dariaire
Like smokin the thinnest air, I open the Lamborghini
hopin them bastards see me, like, "Look at dat cracka Deezy
He's a beast, he's a dog, he's a mutha fuckin problem."
Ok your a goon but what's a goon to a goblin?
Nothin, nothin,
you ain't scarin nothin
On some weak bullshit, call em Dennis Rodman.

[Yeahduff]

I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven.
When I awoke I spent that on a necklace.
I told God I'd back in a second.
Man, it's so hard not to act reckless.

[Rkolter]

Zombie Dancin'
Thread Necromancin'
You're like Jim Hanson
Hand up a piggy butt.
You're like a slut - Whut?
You got nothin'
just hunting somethin'
you ain't never gonna get.

Respect.

[Yeahduff]

Speakin of zombies I know I've seen this dude before.
Already slain the sucka two times or more.
But what the hell, I'm bored, it's why I bumped the thread.
I'll face the undead, put a bullet in his head.
Now what was it that you said? Can't hear what ya sayin.
Trying to talk big but all that comes out is "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS."
Don't know why you'd even start.
I'ma make you chew this garlic and put a stake in ya fuckin heart.
Biohazard, son, youse a product of Umbrella.
I'm Chris Redfield, fool, with my Colt I'ma fell ya.
Ya slow, dim, and ugly like a common evil resident.
Gonna feel the pain like John McCain runnin for president.
So sorry homeboy I know you were lookin for a brainfeast.
But I just made this the third time ya gonna rest in peace.

[Phact0rri]

oh sho he didn't
thinkin rhymes be bustin everyminute
Threads be going, typin like they be slayin
nectromancy only works if the topic is dead in...
the water,
got some gas so might as well hollah
like henry rollins
not as boring as phil Colins.

Oh shit a dead thread back
so kolter is ready to attack
like stale bread festering the mold
but Yeahduff knows not to be told
funny about net neutrality
cause tact aint wack in reality

ready to bring the pain
cause on the net everyones got game
or so they think
but bitches will sink
cause the metranome is a talent of birth
not everyone can handle the girth

Were all ready to see the shit fly
but in the end all will die
like last time it all faded so fast
not one winner before dice was cast
Even the hip hop swingers were up like a log
Yeahduff, sublet, even the allstar K-dawg.

So hows this gonna end
just nerds trying to pretend
like they got the verbs
but everyone be getting the curbs.

Phact0rri
typing a furry at the keys
The robot with feelin
rest be illin.

[Cope]

mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow...

[Joel Fagin]

Mary had a little lamb.
The doctor fainted.

- Joel Fagin

[Jim North]

Mary had a little lamb
and a salad on the side

[Yeahduff]

...

[Killbert-Robby]

So yo hey, I stroll into the scene
Ya'll be wonderin' where I been
cause ya'll be jonesin' something mean
Well here I am
The man with the plan
Doin' what I can
To stick it to the man
But now I go
Cause I'm a rebel don'cha 'no
Runnin' from my show
Hey yo

[Prettysenshi]

this is senshi throwing her hat in the game.
trying to be fierce, even if she's lame.
she could copies rhymes but now they all be same.
What was once phat beats and dope lyrics is now tame.
So I'll try my best to get with it
please feel this
I don't pretend to be hard, just fearless
laughing at niggas who think their swagga serious
thinking about boys and their scheming
they all tryin to get between these curves, keep dreamin
I'm a dimepiece. Please believe it.

>_>;;

[Yeahduff]

Check my girl frontin like all she is is Pretty,
then whackin ya in the grill with rhymes that're mad gritty.
Layin suckas flat, they don't even put up a fight,
all I can do is say, "Jesus Christ, am I white."

[Prettysenshi]

IRC used to be my addiction back when I was just a teen.
Fishing for some affection, I didn't know what was wrong with me.
thank god I found a life and became adaptive
to the real world. Turns out I had a brain and was attractive.
Unlike the lonely busted fools I left behind.
With their larping and lan parties, they out they mind.
They must think that they doing themselves a service.
Locking themselves away from the world cuz their hurtin.
If you ask me, I think they all need reality check.
Cuz don't forget, most these suckas nearing 30
what's your pension plan?
Sticking your finger to the man?
Acting like bitches cuz I can't see you and cuz you can?
Do yourself a favor, go out and get some sun.
Meet some real people, get some ass, go have fun.
And when your done, tell me all about it in the OT.
You need some real therapy, but I'll give you some for free.

[Phact0rri]

oh feesheetwit' it
I'm nearing thirty ya lionel git.
Hard and real like a rough and tumble
Minding thrashing; a total jumble.
'dome fronting a dnb malicious
rivet synth almost ficticious
Never old as a day I feel
Gotta bacon your self to real.
Senshi attractive-- Yeah duff feeling white
who cares its all alright
We are here bustin skill
last thing we want is to kill--
our sight.
Come on fellas its air tight.

[Prettysenshi]

I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven.
When I awoke I spent that on a necklace.
I told God I'd back in a second.
Man, it's so hard not to act reckless.

Omg, I just reread this and found out you took a page out of Kanye's rhymebook. Good choice.

[Yeahduff]

Yeah everything I've posted that doesn't suck I stole from an actual rapper.

[Prettysenshi]

Yeah everything I've posted that doesn't suck I stole from an actual rapper.

I'm so disappointed. And here I thought you had some skillz. Oh well, I <3 you online swagga anyway.

[Ahaugen]

Yeah everything I've posted that doesn't suck I stole from an actual rapper.

who do you think you are? Kanye West?

[Yeahduff]

Ban.