Dear Comic Genesis,

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 7:12 am

JTorch wrote:Maybe he hit a baseball bat with his face.

Thats what I thought when I first read it.

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:15 am

dear Serge,

yer ass is bat-o-rung

with eternal vengence

Batman.

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:16 am

What'd poor bat ever do to you?

Ti-Phil · Post by **Ti-Phil** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:19 am

It ate his nuisible insects?

Sketchywallflowr · Post by **Sketchywallflowr** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:45 am

Now say you're sorry!!

The Mortician · Post by **The Mortician** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:49 am

Did the bat explode upon contact with your fist?

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:04 am

I bitchslapped a fly once and it died...

Salyavin · Post by **Salyavin** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:29 pm

You should be carefull so the bat doesn't press charges.

SergeXIII · Post by **SergeXIII** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:31 pm

Okay here comes an explenation:

At the library I work we often get bats in the uper floors. When this happens, everyone finds the people who aren't afraid of them to remove them, and by that I mean me. We have these crappy plastic bug catching nets to use.

On the second floor there are little rooms where one can study in silence, and this is where the guy was discovered and trapped. He was flying in circles around the room, so I opened up the door a bit and waited for him to make his escape towards me, where I would catch him. The nets are tiny mind you, and a bat barely fits in one as is, plus I had been practicing my fencing more than usual over the last couple of days, so when the guy made his move I ended up clocking the little guy in the face with the tip of the net. He then did a barrel roll and started crawling around. He was stunned, and seemed to be moving his limbs just fine, so thats cool.

The bat was removed and released outside, where he'll probably end up finding his way back in, and maybe well both have better luck next time.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:00 pm

You should have kept him. Ladies love a guy with a pet bat.

Dr Neo Lao · Post by **Dr Neo Lao** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:49 pm

That's Assault and Battery!

(Sorry, Joel isn't here, so I decided to pick up the slack... )

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:48 am

be careful, they can and do carry rabies.

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 1:59 pm

I know just ask this guy!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:25 pm

I have this strange urge to watch The Great Outdoors now.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:56 pm

I want to see Ferngully the Last Rainforest.

and hours and hours of DC Animated... but I always want to watch that.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:40 pm

Warren wrote:You should have kept him. Ladies love a guy with a pet bat.

I dunno, Ryan Beckwith hasn't been all that lucky.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:42 pm

Are you kidding?! Shelly and Amy and the lot adore him!

Just, y'know, not with the sexings so much.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:44 pm

The best friend of many, the boy friend of none - not so good.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:56 pm

He totally had a girlfriend, tho'! It wasn't his fault (or his bat's) that she got all . . . 'splodey.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:07 pm

Yeah, true. And she was french. But if I remember well he hooked up with her moments before he got a pet bat.