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Wow. It got "tectonic plate" in 26. I'm impressed.

Mind you, it's answer was "continent" but, you know, fair enough.

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I tried Daffy Duck and I used Other as the category, and it's first guess was a parade.
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I stumped it with a Jalepeno!
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grabmygoblin wrote:23 for platypus >_>
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It guessed itself.
Q17. I am guessing that it is 20Q.net (online game)?
Right, Wrong, Close
16. Do most people use this daily? No.
15. Is it a tool? Maybe.
14. Does it communicate? Yes.
13. Is it considered intelligent? Sometimes.
12. Does it come in a box? No.
11. Can it be heard? No.
10. Is it comforting? Doubtful.
9. Can you make music with it? No.
8. Can it cheer you up? Sometimes.
7. Is it man made? Yes.
6. Does it get wet? No.
5. Does it bring joy to people? Sometimes.
4. Do you hold it when you use it? No.
3. Is it colorful? Irrelevant.
2. Does it have a hard outer shell? No.
1. It is classified as Other.

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It didn't recognize "spork"... :P

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Nor "Keenspace".

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It got "badger" in 16 questions.

It also got "phoenix" in 16 questions, but it also proved to me that people are idiots.
You were thinking of a phoenix.
Is it originally from Africa? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it awake at night? You said Unknown, I say No.
*cough* Um, if I understand correctly, phoenixes originate from Egypt. Guess where Egypt is? Africa.

Oh, and also:
Uncommon Knowledge about a phoenix
Can it cheer you up? I say Probably.
Does it cry? I say Yes.
Is it soft? I say Yes.
Do you love it? I say Yes.
Does it have seeds? I say Yes.
Does it have four wheels? I say Yes.
Seeds and four wheels?! Well, at least 20Q loves its seed-bearing, four-wheeled version of the phoenix.

Finally, I fooled it on epididymis . . . and oh, it was fun.
Q30. I am guessing that it is lingerie?
Right, Wrong, Close
29. I guessed that it was a shoe lace? Wrong.
28. Can it be placed on your head? Doubtful.
27. Can you wear it on your head? Doubtful.

26. Does it have writing on it? No.
25. I guessed that it was bubble gum? Wrong.
24. Does it come in a pack? Yes. (*cough* or package *cough*)
23. Can it help you find your way? No.
22. Is it annoying? No.
21. Is it a common household object? No.
20. I guessed that it was a hair scrunchie? Wrong.
19. Is it made of metal? No.
18. I guessed that it was a key ring? Wrong.
17. Can it bend without breaking? Yes.
16. Does it fit in your wallet? Probably.
15. Can it be painted? No.
14. Could it be found in a classroom? Sometimes.
13. Does it roll? No.
12. Was it used over 100 years ago? Yes.
11. Does it shine? Sometimes.
10. Does it bring joy to people? Sometimes.
9. Do you hold it when you use it? Sometimes.
8. Is it hard? Sometimes.

7. Does it break if dropped? No.
6. Does it have a hard outer shell? Sometimes. (By far, my favorite question)
5. Does it usually have four corners? No.
4. Is it used for communications? Sometimes.
3. Is it straight? No.
2. Do you use it at work? Sometimes.
1. It is classified as Other.

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I also beat it with baby oil and art, though it did eventually guess art in 27 questions. I found it amusing that, after I told it you could rarely write with it, it guessed Macintosh computer :D (And I never used yes or no answers for art, because art can be anything).
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It's more fun playing against Darth Vader.

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Darth Vader was pwned by the color yellow. The list of possible answers didn't even have "color."

I didn't like it. For one thing, it took WAY too long to load, and I'm on a cable modem so that means there's definately something wrong with its size. Probably because it's ALL movies in perfect quality, and lots of the movies are stupid little in-betweeners. The stupid in-between comments also made it take ten minutes to get through 30 questions.

Any good marketting team should know better than to make a Flash movie that effing huge.
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Apparently It knows if I know something whether I know that I know it or not:

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Is it heavier than a pound of butter?
Couldn't it just ask, "Does it weight more than one pound?"

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PhoenixIncarnate wrote: Does it have four wheels? I say Yes.


Seeds and four wheels?! Well, at least 20Q loves its seed-bearing, four-wheeled version of the phoenix.
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Also, capes are probably small mammals that can swim.
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KeenSpace is an italian greyhound (even if it's not an animal).

Q30. I am guessing that it is an italian greyhound?
29. I guessed that it was myself? Wrong.
28. Does it slobber? Sometimes.
27. Can you touch it? Yes.
26. Can it bend without breaking? Yes.
25. I guessed that it was you? Close.
24. Does it break if dropped? No.
23. Do you use it in your home? Yes.
22. Is it fragile? Yes.
21. Would you pay to use it? No.
20. I guessed that it was an android? Wrong.
19. Do you use it with a computer? Yes.
18. Do most people use this daily? No.
17. I guessed that it was a cathode ray tube? Wrong.
16. Can you play games with it? Yes.
15. Is it colorful? Yes.
14. Is it made of metal? No.
13. Does it shine? Yes.
12. Can you hold it? No.
11. Can you find it in a house? Yes.
10. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? Yes.
9. Is it straight? No.
8. Is it connected to a wire? Yes.
7. Is it considered valuable? Yes.
6. Would you use it daily? Yes.
5. Can you use it at school? Sometimes.
4. Can it be stolen? Yes.
3. Does it usually have four corners? No.
2. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No.
1. It is classified as Other.

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Post by Rkolter »

Joel Fagin wrote:Wow. It got "tectonic plate" in 26. I'm impressed.

Mind you, it's answer was "continent" but, you know, fair enough.

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I stumped Vader with a ferret.

A FERRET, for crying out loud!

What, don't they have ferrets in the Empire?
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rkolter wrote:
Joel Fagin wrote:Wow. It got "tectonic plate" in 26. I'm impressed.

Mind you, it's answer was "continent" but, you know, fair enough.
Excuse Me??

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Oh, shush. I was being generous to the poor AI.

Incidently, RC is why tectonic plates came so easily to mind so, really, it's not ironic but causal.
Leko wrote:What, don't they have ferrets in the Empire?
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steverules wrote:It's more fun playing against Darth Vader.

http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm
Darth Vader's one was fun only to see the Burger King come out and whisper in his ear, but even with that expert advice the doofus couldn't guess hamburger. And that's messed up.

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You got a whispering hamburger? I thought it was nifty when he made my browser window wiggle, but damn...
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