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Pray to me, you fools!

Yes!
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No, show me The Box's Wrath!
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I'm a servant of Santana!
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Now we know...GOD IS NOT DEAD! he is just busy with his webcomic. :roll:
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If Dark Magician were god:

7am wake up. Eat Cheerios.
9am Morning Worship.
11am make boxes
1pm mandatory time for depressive thoughts.
2pm clean up suicide victims.
2:30pm Light snack.
3pm Play Yu-Gi-Oh. Winners are shot by gun-wielding kittens.
5pm visited by someone you consider sexy, who sexes you up.
5:30pm Immediate forced repression of all sexual thoughts.
6:30pm clean up suicide victims.
7pm Evening Worship
8pm Dinner. Eat McDonalds.
9pm sleep.
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LAGtheNoggin wrote:Gagh! Old people! *throws tinned fish*
:lol: Of all the things to throw... :lol:

Oh, and happy 20 years in your shell, DM! :D
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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rkolter wrote:If Dark Magician were god:

7am wake up. Eat Cheerios.
9am Morning Worship.
11am make boxes
1pm mandatory time for depressive thoughts.
2pm clean up suicide victims.
2:30pm Light snack.
3pm Play Yu-Gi-Oh. Winners are shot by gun-wielding kittens.
5pm visited by someone you consider sexy, who sexes you up.
5:30pm Immediate forced repression of all sexual thoughts.
6:30pm clean up suicide victims.
7pm Evening Worship
8pm Dinner. Eat McDonalds.
9pm sleep.
Take Yu-Gi-Oh off that list and you might have a worshipper...

Just don't replace it with 3.5
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*replaces it with 3.5*
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Oh you did NOT just do that!
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JexKerome wrote:Take Yu-Gi-Oh off that list and you might have a worshipper...
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAHA! Yu-Gi-Oh.

I've heard that a really fun activity is to take an episode, take out the sound, and reinsert your own spoken dialogue into it. There are some hilarious results. It's perfect for MST3King, since the mouth movements are so bad that anything can be inserted.
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The Neko wrote:the mouth movements are so bad that anything can be inserted.
Hahahahaha.


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If anyone should be worshipped, it is the BARON!!!
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mcDuffies wrote:If anyone should be worshipped, it is the BARON!!!
*strikes Baron with lightning*
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*has god arrested*
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I'm not worshiping a god who is younger than I am.
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stinkywigfiddle wrote:I'm not worshiping a god who is younger than I am.
You aren't. You just think you are, because I put all of the memories of you being older than me into your head. I actually made you all 5 minutes ago, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
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Wow. That blows my whole perspective on things. I'm not sure I can live with this suddun change in everything I ever believed in.

Ok, I'm over it.
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God parks in the wheelchair spaces, and he doesn't need to! Let's key his car!
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DarkMagician wrote:I actually made you all 5 minutes ago, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
You could have at least waited more than five minutes to tell us . . . I mean, jeez, give us a little time to adjust to existence, neh?
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Warren wrote:God parks in the wheelchair spaces, and he doesn't need to! Let's key his car!
Jam potato in his exhaust pipe as well!
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I'm interested in a new God plan. The one I currently worship seems to want me to sacrifice three goats on the new moon. Can you offer me a better deal than that? And do you have any leaflets?

*clicked 'yes' anyway*
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I only worship chick gods. Because, like, chicks.
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Quote Hobbes: "I'm easily wiled by a woman in a swimsuit".

So yeah, bring on the Goddesses.
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