The Irresistible Force vs. The Immovable Object

CapitanG · Post by **CapitanG** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:45 am

Immovable object; I'm a sucker for the sexy mustache. Plus, there was that scandal that Irresistable force was in last week, and I just don't like that kind of crap.

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MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:51 pm

grabmygoblin wrote:
Warren wrote:Everyone knows Triangle Man would win.
triangle man is an asshole.

We like Universe Man.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:19 pm

Nobody likes Person Man. Poor guy.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:53 pm

Irresistible Force, of course! Man, it totally kicks Immovable Object's ass! Immovable Object is a wussy!

Corgan_dane · Post by **Corgan_dane** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:05 pm

Irresistable force = The cheesecake in the kitchen right now.

Unmovable object = Me, three rooms away.

We wants the cheesecake, my precious. We WANTS IT!!

...but I'm lazy, and immovable, because now, I'm just being stubborn for principle and not going to get it.

Plus, right now, I'm a big guy. More like Juggernaut.

If I get the cheesecake, I might start to look like Blob.

Terotrous · Post by **Terotrous** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:28 pm

Actually, the definition of the Juggernaut's power is that once he starts moving in a given direction, no force on earth can stop him. I saw a long extended version of the Juggernaught vs Blob debate and the general consensus was that Juggernaught wins.

And remember:
"But you're a mutant too!"
"I'm not a mutant! My powers are MAGICAL! And they're more than any of you X-Freaks can handle!"

Man, the animated series rocked.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:24 am

There's an Irresistable force in my kitchen!
Theres a kitchen in my Irresistable force!
There an Irresistable force in my Unmovable object!
There's an Unmovable object in my bathroom!

War · Post by **War** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:34 am

Damn unmovable object in the toilet, no matter how many times you flush...

Maybe I should poke it with something.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:52 am

Terotrous wrote:Actually, the definition of the Juggernaut's power is that once he starts moving in a given direction, no force on earth can stop him.

Redirected does not = stopped, neh?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:56 am

Digital War wrote:Damn unmovable object in the toilet, no matter how many times you flush...

Maybe I should poke it with something.

Poke it with irresistable force. But not with finger.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:41 pm

mcDuffies wrote:
Digital War wrote:Damn unmovable object in the toilet, no matter how many times you flush...

Maybe I should poke it with something.
Poke it with irresistable force. But not with finger.

I'm not cleaning that up.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:45 am

Warren wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:
Digital War wrote:Damn unmovable object in the toilet, no matter how many times you flush...

Maybe I should poke it with something.
Poke it with irresistable force. But not with finger.
I'm not cleaning that up.

Even if War threatens to kill you?

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:44 pm

mcDuffies wrote:
Warren wrote:
mcDuffies wrote: Poke it with irresistable force. But not with finger.
I'm not cleaning that up.
Even if War threatens to kill you?

Pfft. I'm married. I don't scare.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 9:47 pm

Irresistable force.

Why? Cause even if the Immovable Object isn't drawn to the force, everything else will be. Then the Irrisistable force can break it down with a huge party, while the Immovable Object is left out by itself... alone. In the rain...

No, actually the rain is bumpin' at the party too.

The obvious loser is the Immovable Object.

Corgan_dane · Post by **Corgan_dane** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:29 pm

Aww...I'd hang out with immovable...

bring her a beer...

or two.

or three.

Lay on the charm.

Psiogen · Post by **Psiogen** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:52 pm

Sure, you say that now, but I think resisting the Irresistible Force is beyond even your abilities.

<b>You do not snub the Irresistible Force.</b>

Corgan_dane · Post by **Corgan_dane** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:57 am

It's not snubbing if I show up at the party and schmooze a while before I borrow a beer or two for poor immovable.

Not her fault she's a girl with principles!

Nothingspecial · Post by **Nothingspecial** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:35 am

The way I always thought of it was like this: We're told that For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. So, when the irresistable force starts tugging/pushing on the immovable object, the immovable object tugs/pushes back. Unless the irresistable force is emanating from another immovable object (remember every force has to originate from SOMETHING), it will be pulled toward the immovable object by an equal (thus irresistable) force.

Winner: Immovable object.

...especially when that bumpin' party gets pulled his way and all the fly honeys are dancing around him.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:55 pm

Great, now you people made me think about mud-wrestling...

Andronis · Post by **Andronis** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:53 am

There would be a stalemate, but in a fight like this, you can't just leave with a draw, can you? Irresistable force would be declared the winner for putting forth some effort while immovable object just sat there on its ass.

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