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Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:47 pm

grabmygoblin wrote:"I choose to be gay because women are so damn hot and men are icky."- an arguement I once used with an ultra-right conservative.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:04 pm

I would agree that women are crazy, but that's why I like them.

Oh, they are also very hawt!

However, I find that I enjoy the crazy stuff women do just as long as I'm NOT pursuing a relationship with them. That's when it crosses that thin line from crazy to insane, and things tend to go BOOM.

(or maybe it was just that one, I dunno.)

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:13 pm

see, women are insane, but it's an insanity I can understand. men are just... *remembers all the stupid men tricks I have seen* ...crazy.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:19 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:I would agree that women are crazy, but that's why I like them.

Oh, they are also very hawt!

However, I find that I enjoy the crazy stuff women do just as long as I'm NOT pursuing a relationship with them. That's when it crosses that thin line from crazy to insane, and things tend to go BOOM.

(or maybe it was just that one, I dunno.)

I dunno, I like my women a bit bubbly and...random, I guess you could say. Much more fun to be around than Madame Botox, and her twins Sili and Cone. However, there WAS that one stalker one...yeah...that one crossed some sort of line.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:21 pm

That and men often try to impress women with "see who can do the stupidest stunt" to show they have a wild side.

My friend jumped off a 10 foot balcony to impress a woman and landed on his face... I'm sure it impressed her with how stupid he could be... *groan*.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:23 pm

Killbert-Robby wrote:I dunno, I like my women a bit bubbly and...random, I guess you could say. Much more fun to be around than Madame Botox, and her twins Sili and Cone. However, there WAS that one stalker one...yeah...that one crossed some sort of line.

I would agree with you on that. Randomness is a good trait, but then there's those few who overdo it, or are just plain nuts, and you can usually tell who those are. It's especially bad when one woman is both a nut and an idiot. Had it happen, never care to have it happen again.

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:22 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:It's especially bad when one woman is both a nut and an idiot. Had it happen, never care to have it happen again.

Been there, done that, tempted to try a lobotomy to see if I can get rid of the memories.

All the various genders have their own special brand of crazy. I just happen to find the womanly brand of lunacy to be endearing. In, y'know, small controlled doses.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:23 pm

Frankly, all sexes are good in small doses. But taken in large quantities, they are downright unbearable.

And that's why I have intimacy issues.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:59 pm

grabmygoblin wrote:"I choose to be gay because women are so damn hot and men are icky."- an arguement I once used with an ultra-right conservative.

I choose to be straight because women are so damn hot and men are icky.

Turi · Post by **Turi** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:29 am

rkolter wrote:
grabmygoblin wrote:"I choose to be gay because women are so damn hot and men are icky."- an arguement I once used with an ultra-right conservative.
I choose to be straight because women are so damn hot and men are icky.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:16 am

Not all ick!

I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:20 am

blackaby wrote:Not all ick!

I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.

Nasty like, "Bad ass bad boy who doesn't take shit from anyone" or nasty like, "Rarely bathes and cleans the slime off his skin with a squeege"?

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:32 am

Pah. Women are hot, sure.
But so are men. Yum.

rkolter wrote:
blackaby wrote:Not all ick!

I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.
Nasty like, "Bad ass bad boy who doesn't take shit from anyone" or nasty like, "Rarely bathes and cleans the slime off his skin with a squeege"?

There is no

emoticon strong enough to express my intense shudder of EW at the mental picture that conjured up..

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:43 am

rkolter wrote:
blackaby wrote:Not all ick!

I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.
Nasty like, "Bad ass bad boy who doesn't take shit from anyone" or nasty like, "Rarely bathes and cleans the slime off his skin with a squeege"?

Well gee Kolter, tempting as that squeege situation sounds, I'm going to opt to choose the first option.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:02 pm

I dunno, that second option sounds hawt

and

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:48 pm

blackaby wrote:
rkolter wrote:
blackaby wrote:Not all ick!

I like nasty boys. Nasty boys are lovely.
Nasty like, "Bad ass bad boy who doesn't take shit from anyone" or nasty like, "Rarely bathes and cleans the slime off his skin with a squeege"?
Well gee Kolter, tempting as that squeege situation sounds, I'm going to opt to choose the first option.

You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:45 pm

rkolter wrote:
blackaby wrote:
rkolter wrote: Nasty like, "Bad ass bad boy who doesn't take shit from anyone" or nasty like, "Rarely bathes and cleans the slime off his skin with a squeege"?
Well gee Kolter, tempting as that squeege situation sounds, I'm going to opt to choose the first option.
You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.

Wow, you got me there. You're right. Nothing gets me more fired up than wading through community tips. Wow, nelly. Hold me back from that banana peel and rotting tea bags.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:17 pm

blackaby wrote:
rkolter wrote:
blackaby wrote: Well gee Kolter, tempting as that squeege situation sounds, I'm going to opt to choose the first option.
You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.
Wow, you got me there. You're right. Nothing gets me more fired up than wading through community tips. Wow, nelly. Hold me back from that banana peel and rotting tea bags.

See? I thought so...

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:49 pm

rkolter wrote:You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.

Eeew, eew, ew!!!

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:54 pm

Kat North wrote:
rkolter wrote:You never know. There were these people on Jerry Springer a while ago who got off on being covered naked in garbage. They were in their underwear all but screwing on stage covered in stink, their slime and offal covered bodies slipping past one another in a sexily choreographed, pungent smelling display of refuse-coated erotica.
Eeew, eew, ew!!!

Wow, it's almost as if the disgust emoticon was born to accompany Kolter's post.

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