The death-fone

[Nyke]

From the Chat

<Toxic> ooh, the ipod phone
<Toxic> http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/200 ... slide1.jpg
<sleep|purplemonkeyz> where?!
<Mercury_Hat> 996 posts... you guys are just teasing me now
<sleep|purplemonkeyz> thats made by moterolla.
<sleep|purplemonkeyz> its got the logo on it
<Maxim> P.O.S.
<Mercury_Hat> It's got the cingular logo on it...
<Maxim> cingular and apple did it together
<Maxim> at least on that particualr model
<Mercury_Hat> <_< eez joke, yes?
<sleep|purplemonkeyz> its made by motterola
<sleep|purplemonkeyz> cingular is the service
<Maxim> and it is being offered through cingular
<Mercury_Hat> >_> guess not
<Nike> THERE'S ENOUGH SHIT ON A PHONE RIGHT NOW!
<Maxim> http://www.gizmodo.com/ patway down has a write up on it
<Mercury_Hat> SHUT UP NIKE, I GOTTA LISTEN TO MY TUNES WHILE TALKING ON THE PHONE AND SWERVING IN AND OUT OF TRAFFIC
<Maxim> i know Nike, I have an IPOD...you wont see me by this thing
<rock_dash> I hate my roommat's keyboard and I've come to hate him for refusing to replace it
<Nike> rotfl
<Mercury_Hat> heh the broken one, Rock?
<Maxim> good one Merc
<rock_dash> Yes
<rock_dash> >=(
* rock_dash can't play Battletoads because he can't go UP
<Nike> Soon you'll have an actual VW bug in your phone.
<Nike> "Hey, we need to get somewhere"
<Nike> "Hold on, let me get my phone.
<Maxim> it's coming man...i have no doubt
<Maxim> cellphone/jetpack
<Maxim> i'll buy one when it does a teleport
<Nike> .../gun/sexual device/sky glider/designated driver...
<Mercury_Hat> secret lover
<Maxim> W00T!
<Maxim> AI in your pocket!!!
<Nike> .../mind blanker/deity/tool kit/first aid kit/art set/...
<Maxim> deity...hmmm a pocket god has definite potential
<Nike> ...camera/CD player/coffee maker/toaster/microwave...
<Maxim> politician/lawyer/undertaker/
<Maxim> man you could do anything with this
<Mercury_Hat> I think we've just created a micro-universe...
<rock_dash> qwdif
<Maxim> damn straight
<Maxim> a pocket god
<Maxim> i could have fun with that
<Nike> .../game system/lobbyist/restraining order/oil slick/big bang...

This thing scares me so much that it requires its own thread. The sad part is someone would try making this.

And I still will not get a cell-phone.

[Toxic]

And I still will not get a cell-phone.

So you're the last person on earth without a cell phone!

Also:



That ipod is anorexic.

[Nyke]

And I still will not get a cell-phone.

So you're the last person on earth without a cell phone!

Yes, and I'll defend myself to the end, or at least a gun/cell phone.

Also, 3000th post! Again.

Doesn't feel as special the second time.

[MixedMyth]

Wow...what kinda ipod is that? A trans vibrator ipod?

[Laemkral]

Steve Jobs needs to stop defying the laws of physics. It has 14 hours of battery life and is probably about the size of the original iPod's battery which only provided like 8 hours. HOW??? This isn't possible!!!

[Dutch!]

And I still will not get a cell-phone.

So you're the last person on earth without a cell phone!

Yes, and I'll defend myself to the end, or at least a gun/cell phone.

I'll be right there by your side. 27 years old, a career professional (so far) and not a mobile phone to my name. There are other things I'd rather waste my money on.

[Levi-chan]

Apple rocks. Seriously.

I just got the mighty mouse from them, and it feels dirty yet so so good. Touching the middle button gives me the wickedest guilty pleasures.

EDIT:

[Nutcracker]

This mouse is sexy. Gives me dirty thoughts. (clitorisclitorisclitoris)

[Rkolter]

Apple rocks. Seriously.

I just got the mighty mouse from them, and it feels dirty yet so so good. Touching the middle button gives me the wickedest guilty pleasures.

EDIT:

"Touch Sensitive Top Shell" "Force Sensitive Side Buttons" ??

You've finally graduated to a two button scroll mouse!

[Protectmyballs]

(clitorisclitorisclitoris)

I found it!

[MixedMyth]

Wow! It's a Jedi mouse!

[Mooman]

Apple rocks. Seriously.

I just got the mighty mouse from them, and it feels dirty yet so so good. Touching the middle button gives me the wickedest guilty pleasures.

EDIT:

"Touch Sensitive Top Shell" "Force Sensitive Side Buttons" ??

You've finally graduated to a two button scroll mouse!

That was EXACTLY what I was thinking!!

[Levi-chan]

Apple rocks. Seriously.

I just got the mighty mouse from them, and it feels dirty yet so so good. Touching the middle button gives me the wickedest guilty pleasures.

EDIT:

"Touch Sensitive Top Shell" "Force Sensitive Side Buttons" ??

You've finally graduated to a two button scroll mouse!

Heeey. Don't knock it!

It's more of a 5-button mouse, really. Scroll clicks, it has two buttons at the top (though you can't see them - noice!), and the bottom sides have analog (i think) control. You cynics you! Wait till you see it in action in Expose - you'll have clickgasms.

[DJMayhem]

Apple rocks. Seriously.

I just got the mighty mouse from them, and it feels dirty yet so so good. Touching the middle button gives me the wickedest guilty pleasures.

EDIT:

"Touch Sensitive Top Shell" "Force Sensitive Side Buttons" ??

You've finally graduated to a two button scroll mouse!

Heeey. Don't knock it!

It's more of a 5-button mouse, really. Scroll clicks, it has two buttons at the top (though you can't see them - noice!), and the bottom sides have analog (i think) control. You cynics you! Wait till you see it in action in Expose - you'll have clickgasms.

My mouse doesn't please me enough. It gets off and goes to sleep.

[Czar]

Steve Jobs needs to stop defying the laws of physics. It has 14 hours of battery life and is probably about the size of the original iPod's battery which only provided like 8 hours. HOW??? This isn't possible!!!

It is.

The battery doesn't have much more capacity than before, it is just being used more efficiently.
When you can't raise performance by improving something any more, you improve the way you use it for efficiency.

[IVstudios]

Some day we will all be like Inspector Gadget. Go-Go IV-iPod!

[McDuffies]

This mouse is sexy. Gives me dirty thoughts. (clitorisclitorisclitoris)

Sadly it doesn't vibrate or anything.

[Life Imitating Art]

I will be the last person on earth without a cell phone.

*kills DarkMagician*

[[AlmightyPyro]]

I hate Macs and their weird mouses.. mice...

And the cell phone thing is true. I don't need a video game console/internet browser/messenger/mp3 player/flash light/stop watch/calculator/camera/photo album/picture maker/video camera that has the ability to be a phone, that fits in my pocket AND vibrates!

My cell phone is one of the old ones. where the ringers sounds like an out of tune, crappy midi file. I have games which I rarely play, and a stop watch and calculator that has no real use. I use my phone to call people.... thats it. and on top of that, I only have 200 minutes. so I can tell people where i'm going and to meet me there... but thats it.

Cell phones are so over rated.... I wish I had a cool one.

[Levi-chan]

I hate Macs and their weird mouses.. mice...

And the cell phone thing is true. I don't need a video game console/internet browser/messenger/mp3 player/flash light/stop watch/calculator/camera/photo album/picture maker/video camera that has the ability to be a phone, that fits in my pocket AND vibrates!

My cell phone is one of the old ones. where the ringers sounds like an out of tune, crappy midi file. I have games which I rarely play, and a stop watch and calculator that has no real use. I use my phone to call people.... thats it. and on top of that, I only have 200 minutes. so I can tell people where i'm going and to meet me there... but thats it.

Cell phones are so over rated.... I wish I had a cool one.

Meep.

One more thing that annoys me is that phones nowadays don't have the de facto super-conventional "bring-bring" ring tone! You have the option between all of Beethoven's freakin symphonies, and the latest chart hits and a set of that annoying frog's song, but no plain ringtone! It's insane.

And poo on your Mac mice-hate! I swear, it feels so wrong yet so right. The scroll is mounted loosely, so it twirls with your fingers when you fiddle with it. It feels so organic.

*stares at his Steve Jobs wallpaper*