September is Press-up and Sit-up Month!

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September is Press-up and Sit-up Month!

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Look at those jellyrolls! JELLYROLLS!

As you may have gathered from the topic, September is PUSHUP AND SITUP MONTH. The purposes of this are:

1. Do more excercise than before.
2. Get rid of those spare tyres where there should be firm, firm sixpacks.
3. Be like batman.
4. Batman.
5. FUCKING BATMAN.

God, I am so hard right now.

However, since everyone is different and can do different amount of pressups and situps, it's important to post where you are right now, so you can improve on it. The method me and Komiyan have been using is this:

Get a pack of cards. Right. Now, draw one. You then have to do the number of pressups on the card. Face cards are worth ten, aces are worth 11, and jokers are a two-minute break. You get a fifteen second break between cards.

Then, repeat with situps after a three minute break! GO!

And also, post in this thread what your favourite style of pressup is, and how many cards you get through! GO!

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Pressup Style: Military
Pressup Cards Got Through: 17
Situp Cards Got Through: 17

HOO-AH!

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I am very TIRED.

Pressup Cards Got Through: 13
Situp Cards Got Through (I cheated): 35
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Gort wrote: 1. Do more excercise than before.
2. Get rid of those spare tyres where there should be firm, firm sixpacks.
3. Be like batman.
4. Batman.
5. FUCKING BATMAN.

God, I am so hard right now.
That made me laugh so hard that my head exploded.


/me looks at belly.
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pushups(military[wait- that's boobs to the floor, right?] style): 18
situps: 22
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Pushup: US Army Regulation
Cards: 23 (no jokers)
Number Executed: 165

Situps: Not done yet. But it'll be up here eventually. :D
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Gort wrote:1. Do more exercise than before.
Bwa ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No seriously, what's this about?

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Pressup Style: Couch Potato
Situp Cards Got Through: one... half
Pressup Cards Got Through: negative three
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Laemkral wrote:Pushup: US Army Regulation
Cards: 23 (no jokers)
Number Executed: 165

Situps: Not done yet. But it'll be up here eventually. :D
you lying bastard. :( no way. i know SF dudes that get perfect 300's on PT tests 5k feet in the air and they still can't do 165 in a row.


...maybe 100.


also, nike, you potater. *mashes you. * >_>
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My classes guaruntee me at least 30 minutes of walking everday, Monday - Friday.

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I counted up the cards and the numbers on the cards. In my math I might be over by maybe 10, even 20. That's assuming I added up something wrong. But that's how many I did. I do hurt a TON but that's how many I did. And it's not in 2 minutes, its over time.
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Ironically, I had a pack of cards and a 1996 issue of EGM with batman on the cover, both within reach when I read this.

Time to chase away the chub. Er...

*draws card* 2! Sweet....
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Laemkral wrote:I counted up the cards and the numbers on the cards. In my math I might be over by maybe 10, even 20. That's assuming I added up something wrong. But that's how many I did. I do hurt a TON but that's how many I did. And it's not in 2 minutes, its over time.

SILENCE! your logic cannot affect ME!

LALLALALALALA.
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RA wrote:
Laemkral wrote:Pushup: US Army Regulation
Cards: 23 (no jokers)
Number Executed: 165

Situps: Not done yet. But it'll be up here eventually. :D
you lying bastard. :( no way. i know SF dudes that get perfect 300's on PT tests 5k feet in the air and they still can't do 165 in a row.


...maybe 100.


also, nike, you potater. *mashes you. * >_>
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DarkMagician wrote:
RA wrote:
Laemkral wrote:Pushup: US Army Regulation
Cards: 23 (no jokers)
Number Executed: 165

Situps: Not done yet. But it'll be up here eventually. :D
you lying bastard. :( no way. i know SF dudes that get perfect 300's on PT tests 5k feet in the air and they still can't do 165 in a row.


...maybe 100.


also, nike, you potater. *mashes you. * >_>
Hey, if I exercise, I lose weight. And if I lose weight, the wind starts slapping the shit out of me.
pshhh. swaying twig not for you, eh?
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Pressup Cards Got Through: 0
Situp Cards Got Through: 0

HAHA! I AM BATMAN NOW! For my next exorcize....dun dun dun.....

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I use Yourself Fitness...at least I WILL.... finally got settled in :)

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This sounds cool. So uh, where do I download the game?
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psychoticdesires wrote:Pressup Cards Got Through: 0
Situp Cards Got Through: 0
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Pushups: 45 (ouch, by the way)
Situps: 34 (Am I thin yet?)

But more like... 5 minutes.

Now I gotta take a 8 day breather.
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