September is Press-up and Sit-up Month!
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September is Press-up and Sit-up Month!
Look at those jellyrolls! JELLYROLLS!
As you may have gathered from the topic, September is PUSHUP AND SITUP MONTH. The purposes of this are:
1. Do more excercise than before.
2. Get rid of those spare tyres where there should be firm, firm sixpacks.
3. Be like batman.
4. Batman.
5. FUCKING BATMAN.
God, I am so hard right now.
However, since everyone is different and can do different amount of pressups and situps, it's important to post where you are right now, so you can improve on it. The method me and Komiyan have been using is this:
Get a pack of cards. Right. Now, draw one. You then have to do the number of pressups on the card. Face cards are worth ten, aces are worth 11, and jokers are a two-minute break. You get a fifteen second break between cards.
Then, repeat with situps after a three minute break! GO!
And also, post in this thread what your favourite style of pressup is, and how many cards you get through! GO!
As you may have gathered from the topic, September is PUSHUP AND SITUP MONTH. The purposes of this are:
1. Do more excercise than before.
2. Get rid of those spare tyres where there should be firm, firm sixpacks.
3. Be like batman.
4. Batman.
5. FUCKING BATMAN.
God, I am so hard right now.
However, since everyone is different and can do different amount of pressups and situps, it's important to post where you are right now, so you can improve on it. The method me and Komiyan have been using is this:
Get a pack of cards. Right. Now, draw one. You then have to do the number of pressups on the card. Face cards are worth ten, aces are worth 11, and jokers are a two-minute break. You get a fifteen second break between cards.
Then, repeat with situps after a three minute break! GO!
And also, post in this thread what your favourite style of pressup is, and how many cards you get through! GO!
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That made me laugh so hard that my head exploded.Gort wrote: 1. Do more excercise than before.
2. Get rid of those spare tyres where there should be firm, firm sixpacks.
3. Be like batman.
4. Batman.
5. FUCKING BATMAN.
God, I am so hard right now.
/me looks at belly.
uhhhhh, I ran today for 20 minutes, thats good, right?
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Bwa ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Gort wrote:1. Do more exercise than before.
No seriously, what's this about?
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Pressup Style: Couch Potato
Situp Cards Got Through: one... half
Pressup Cards Got Through: negative three
Situp Cards Got Through: one... half
Pressup Cards Got Through: negative three
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you lying bastard. :( no way. i know SF dudes that get perfect 300's on PT tests 5k feet in the air and they still can't do 165 in a row.Laemkral wrote:Pushup: US Army Regulation
Cards: 23 (no jokers)
Number Executed: 165
Situps: Not done yet. But it'll be up here eventually. :D
...maybe 100.
also, nike, you potater. *mashes you. * >_>
lazy sput is lazy.
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I counted up the cards and the numbers on the cards. In my math I might be over by maybe 10, even 20. That's assuming I added up something wrong. But that's how many I did. I do hurt a TON but that's how many I did. And it's not in 2 minutes, its over time.
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Laemkral wrote:I counted up the cards and the numbers on the cards. In my math I might be over by maybe 10, even 20. That's assuming I added up something wrong. But that's how many I did. I do hurt a TON but that's how many I did. And it's not in 2 minutes, its over time.
SILENCE! your logic cannot affect ME!
LALLALALALALA.
lazy sput is lazy.
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Hey, if I exercise, I lose weight. And if I lose weight, the wind starts slapping the shit out of me.RA wrote:you lying bastard.Laemkral wrote:Pushup: US Army Regulation
Cards: 23 (no jokers)
Number Executed: 165
Situps: Not done yet. But it'll be up here eventually.no way. i know SF dudes that get perfect 300's on PT tests 5k feet in the air and they still can't do 165 in a row.
...maybe 100.
also, nike, you potater. *mashes you. * >_>
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pshhh. swaying twig not for you, eh?DarkMagician wrote:Hey, if I exercise, I lose weight. And if I lose weight, the wind starts slapping the shit out of me.RA wrote:you lying bastard. :( no way. i know SF dudes that get perfect 300's on PT tests 5k feet in the air and they still can't do 165 in a row.Laemkral wrote:Pushup: US Army Regulation
Cards: 23 (no jokers)
Number Executed: 165
Situps: Not done yet. But it'll be up here eventually. :D
...maybe 100.
also, nike, you potater. *mashes you. * >_>
lazy sput is lazy.
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