Irrefutable Proof That God Does Not Exist

[Kirb]

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Does this mean I win something?

[DemonLamma]

i got the third level of hell...

purgatory sounds quite boring acutally

[Faub]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I guess I'm only mostly evil. Oh well.

[Orion]

Faub, you got Dissed!


*Catches on fire for making such a pun*

[Humbug]

Heh, I'm in Limbo.

[VileTerror]

I remember doing this before.


Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Purgatory
Repenting Believers - Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo
Virtuous Non-Believers - Very Low

Level 2
Lustful - Low

Level 3
Gluttonous - Moderate

Level 4
Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low

Level 5
Wrathful and Gloomy - High

Level 6 - The City of Dis
Heretics - Low

Level 7
Violent - Very High

Level 8 - the Malebolge
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High

Level 9 - Cocytus
Treacherous - Very High



I'm quite pleased with the results, even though the test was just inspired by a comedy.

[Yeahduff]

God answers IM's on her own time.

Bail o na Deithe ort.

And to you.

[Driving Without Pants]

6th Level: Heretics, ladies wear.

[Gengar003]

AIM and AOL are completely different. AIM is just instant messaging.

Aaah, but AIM came from AOL. Therefore, if AOL is the devil, then AIM is the spawn of satan.

And the inferno test?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I suppose this is nothing to be proud of...

[VileTerror]

You know, I'm more than a little surprised DarkMagician hasn't come in here yet and said something along the lines of "The only proof you need is: I say I exist."

[Leko]

I got the Fifth level. Either I spend eternity being torn and tearing people apart with my teeth, or I spend eternity in black mud trying and failing to sing hymns.

Hm. Not quite sure what to think about that.

[-Fanny pack]

Aaah, but AIM came from AOL. Therefore, if AOL is the devil, then AIM is the spawn of satan.

The sad part is that AIM is more advanced than the AIM client built into AOL.

[Pimpette]

Whoo, Sixth Level with faub and DWP!

Party it up.

::EDIT::
I did it again to see my different ratings in the separate levels, and ended up in the Seventh Level somehow..

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

[Mr.Bob]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm actually surprised at how well I did even though I was being shamefacedly honest with my answers.

[Komiyan]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

It said I was highly lustful But who can answer 'false' to 'a pimp is a good thing to be'?

[Jops]

Joint the party at 6th level ^^

Purgatory / Repenting Believers / Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo / Virtuous Non-Believers / Moderate
Level 2 / Lustful / High
Level 3 / Gluttonous / Moderate
Level 4 / Prodigal and Avaricious / Low
Level 5 / Wrathful and Gloomy / Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis / Heretics / Very High
Level 7 / Violent / Low
Level 8- the Malebolge / Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers / Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus / Treacherous / Low

[TheGoobla]

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Hooray!

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

As for the existence of God, I'm fairly sure a certain Greek philosopher already refuted that silly notion over 2000 years ago. If nothing else, it certainly ruins Abrahamic theology and the possibility of omnimax deities.

[-Fanny pack]

As for the existence of God, I'm fairly sure a certain Greek philosopher already refuted that silly notion over 2000 years ago. If nothing else, it certainly ruins Abrahamic theology and the possibility of omnimax deities.

How'd he do that? I can't find it in the Wikipedia article.

[TheGoobla]

I was referring of course, with tongue firmly in cheek, to the problem of evil. Despite attempts to discredit it, I still consider it to be a fine argument for refuting the possibility of the god it describes.

[The Neko]

The rest of mine were low to very low, but I scored very high on "Limbo" and "Dis". So it just gave me Dis.