Could someone please pass me my heart pills?

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:22 pm

The AIM names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Me: that work?
Friend: hang on im trying
Friend: i dont think so
Friend: it just saved it in paint as a jpeg
Me: see i don't use paint.. i use photoshop...
Friend: hmm
Friend: whats photoshop
Me: ::turns twenty shades of pale::
Me: ::twitches::
Friend: lol
Me: ::drops dead::
Friend: oh heavens
Me: you... you... you don't know... you've never?
Friend: i dont think i have it?
Friend: is it a microsoft thing?
Me: oh i seriously doubt you have photoshop if you don't know what it is
Me: ::balks::
Me: micro.. .no

Sketch286 · Post by **Sketch286** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:24 pm

ahha hah.....wow

The Chill Clan · Post by **The Chill Clan** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:27 pm

Wait wait wait! what's this thing called 'AIM' you say?

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:15 pm

I don't have photoshop. I use something called Microsoft picture it! Photo premium. Kind of a mouthful.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:27 pm

stinkywigfiddle wrote:I don't have photoshop. I use something called Microsoft picture it! Photo premium. Kind of a mouthful.

But you know of photoshop... you know what it is...

Soap Soaperson · Post by **Soap Soaperson** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:33 pm

Yeah, I also pass out with melodrama whenever my friends don't know about random programs.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:39 pm

Soap Soaperson wrote:Yeah, I also pass out with melodrama whenever my friends don't know about random programs.

I deserved that.

Paul.Power · Post by **Paul.Power** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:29 am

TBH, my knowledge of Photoshop extends to "It's a drawing package, made by Adobe, with the following notable features: expensive and complicated, but flexible and powerful"

Carlin · Post by **Carlin** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:40 am

stinkywigfiddle wrote:I don't have photoshop. I use something called Microsoft picture it! Photo premium. Kind of a mouthful.

I got Picture It! as well. The only thing that's good for is adding text to my comic and adjusting and creating panels. Very easy to figure out at least... But it sucks in just about every other way possible. (only other thing I can do with it is create cutouts and move stuff around within each panel)

As for not knowing about photoshop, could be worse. He could be one of those guys who have a retractable cupholder installed on their computer.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:08 am

Crossfire wrote:
stinkywigfiddle wrote:I don't have photoshop. I use something called Microsoft picture it! Photo premium. Kind of a mouthful.
I got Picture It! as well. The only thing that's good for is adding text to my comic and adjusting and creating panels. Very easy to figure out at least... But it sucks in just about every other way possible. (only other thing I can do with it is create cutouts and move stuff around within each panel)

As for not knowing about photoshop, could be worse. He could be one of those guys who have a retractable cupholder installed on their computer.

I'm afraid to ask her if her computer has a cup holder...

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:27 am

legostargalactica wrote:I'm afraid to ask her if her computer has a cup holder...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/cupholder.php
Send her this..

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:29 am

Pimpette wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:I'm afraid to ask her if her computer has a cup holder...
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/cupholder.php
Send her this..

Oh that's just awesome!

Theamazingsquad · Post by **Theamazingsquad** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:55 am

I know people who don't even know how to switch their computer on!

Hey Legostar, this friend of yours- were they an artist at all, cos if so, that makes it a lot worse.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:40 am

theamazingsquad wrote:I know people who don't even know how to switch their computer on!

Hey Legostar, this friend of yours- were they an artist at all, cos if so, that makes it a lot worse.

Nope, she's trying to get her degree in something to do with international relations.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:18 am

legostargalactica wrote:
theamazingsquad wrote:I know people who don't even know how to switch their computer on!

Hey Legostar, this friend of yours- were they an artist at all, cos if so, that makes it a lot worse.
Nope, she's trying to get her degree in something to do with international relations.

Like Russian mail-order brides?

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 7:11 am

Warren wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
theamazingsquad wrote:I know people who don't even know how to switch their computer on!

Hey Legostar, this friend of yours- were they an artist at all, cos if so, that makes it a lot worse.
Nope, she's trying to get her degree in something to do with international relations.
Like Russian mail-order brides?

Only the other way around, it's funny cause she is learning russian.

Creepychick · Post by **Creepychick** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:41 am

My boss gives me heart palpitations when she randomly clicks stuff on my computer until it does what she wants. I have to leave the room.