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SilverDistortioN · Post by **SilverDistortioN** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 12:17 pm

quick, box me before you forget! >.>

Fadedflame · Post by **Fadedflame** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:02 pm

Nope, but then I kinda of just, appeared in a thread one day without any warning. Though I think someone asked where the box was in that thread.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:07 pm

silverDistortioN wrote:quick, box me before you forget! >.>

No, cause if you want it, it's useless to box you.

SilverDistortioN · Post by **SilverDistortioN** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 2:15 pm

what makes you think i want it?

i have in my hands three, count them three!, porno mags. one can only guess what i could possibly use that box for, but quite obviously, i can indeed use that box for something... so... since i can in fact use the box, boxing me would not be useless, correct?

and since it would obviously not be useless to box me, i must obviously not want it. =)
so box me. =)

*stabs you with his pointy logic!*

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:24 am

But you want to not want it . . .

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:35 am

silverDistortioN wrote:what makes you think i want it?

i have in my hands three, count them three!, porno mags. one can only guess what i could possibly use that box for, but quite obviously, i can indeed use that box for something... so... since i can in fact use the box, boxing me would not be useless, correct?

and since it would obviously not be useless to box me, i must obviously not want it. =)
so box me. =)

*stabs you with his pointy logic!*

I've highlighted the bad part of your logic. This calls for a substitute.
*throws silverDistortioN into The Bag*

SilverDistortioN · Post by **SilverDistortioN** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:41 am

dammit! you posted that while i was writing this:
ok, fine then... you've left me no choice:

hi everybody! my name is silverDistortioN, but all the cool people call me Silver. so you all can call me silverDistortioN. ^.~

i do a comic called "scribble.", which hasn't actually been published yet cuz i'm still waiting for my account to be set up... >.>
it's a romantic comedy about an immortal serial killer... he's cute and, for the ladies, gets naked in the 6th strip! =o
...and for the guys, it's the funny kind of naked.

anyways... i'm new and i have no idea what i'm doing. ^.^

...you might want to wash that bag when you're done with me. >.>

oh, and about my logic... you said:

if you want it, it's useless to box you.

by YOUR logic, the only way i can possibly want it is if boxing is essentially useless. so you must be saying that YOUR logic is flawed.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:04 pm

silverDistortioN wrote: by YOUR logic, the only way i can possibly want it is if boxing is essentially useless. so you must be saying that YOUR logic is flawed.

No, by your own logic:

silverDistortioN (a little bit ago) wrote:and since it would obviously not be useless to box me, i must obviously not want it. =)
so box me. =)

Since it would NOT be useless, I must NOT want it is the same as saying

Since it IS useless, I DO want it.

Your logic is flawed because you say the box is useful to you and you want to be boxed, and then say that you only want useless things.

Jim was just pointing it out to you sans logic-mallet.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:16 pm

But I thought the box defies logic.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:34 pm

ivstudios wrote:But I thought the box defies logic.

True, The Box is all, and all heathens will be sent to Hell, Michigan floating down a Square Circle River of Flaming Tires.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:35 pm

Everything works on logic. It's just that there are virtually infinite kinds of logic.

SilverDistortioN · Post by **SilverDistortioN** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:44 pm

rkolter wrote:
silverDistortioN wrote: by YOUR logic, the only way i can possibly want it is if boxing is essentially useless. so you must be saying that YOUR logic is flawed.
No, by your own logic:

silverDistortioN (a little bit ago) wrote:and since it would obviously not be useless to box me, i must obviously not want it. =)
so box me. =)
Since it would NOT be useless, I must NOT want it is the same as saying

Since it IS useless, I DO want it.

Your logic is flawed because you say the box is useful to you and you want to be boxed, and then say that you only want useless things.

Jim was just pointing it out to you sans logic-mallet.

gah! do you people have no grasp of simple logic!!! >.<

according to DM, wanting the box implies it being useless. therefore, if we know it is not useless in a certain case, then it must not be wanted in that case. since i can't seem to give an explanation that's easy enough to understand, click here. >.<

i never said i wanted to be boxed. i never said i only want useless things. i was using his statement as proof that he must box me, which he has still yet to do. comprende?

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:49 pm

You have officialy thaken this way to seriously. Do you even know what the box is? [/trick question]

SilverDistortioN · Post by **SilverDistortioN** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:54 pm

what else am i supposed to do? sit here and wait for the rest of my non-box life?

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:48 pm

He Bagged you instead of Boxing you, though. That amounts to the same thing WITHOUT giving you the Box you wanted. So enjoy.

SilverDistortioN · Post by **SilverDistortioN** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:21 pm

but i don't want the box. =)
...so give it to me. =)

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:08 am

DarkMagician wrote:True, The Box is all

Ugh... too much college.... but:

The Box is kinda like the Dao. (The Box is everything and nothing, the Box is empty, but it's full... et cetera, et cetera, et cetera...)

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:47 am

The box is Alef!

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:36 pm

The Box is cardboard!

Cheap, cheap cardboard.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:07 pm

JexKerome wrote:The Box is cardboard!

Cheap, cheap cardboard.

*smites Jex Kerome*
Blasphemer. The Box is made of the holiest of holy cardboard!

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