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I've never been drunk under age.

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We didn't start the fire.

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IVstudios wrote:Rush Hour 3 is my favorite movie ever.
Dude! Mine too!
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Sparrows are actually a land-dwelling fish.

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I know the airspeed velocity of a african sparrow.
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I have experience as a globe-trotting superspy. I'm free to tell you this because I resigned a few weeks ago, and no longer need to hide the generalities.

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I could be the president of the United States in 2016.

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I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden.
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TheSuburbanLetdown wrote:I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden.
Hey Sublet, did you get that thing I sent ya? </Potamus>

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I am Spartacus.
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Dr Legostar wrote:I am Spartacus.
Yes, you are.

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KWill wrote:
Dr Legostar wrote:I am Spartacus.
Yes, you are.
Yes, he's totally Spartacus. Kill HIM.
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I'm back for reals now guys. (I'm sorry -_-)

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Lego is NOT coming out with a admiral ackbar minifigure this year.
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KittyKatBlack wrote:I'm back for reals now guys. (I'm sorry -_-)
This is so mean! D:
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Especially not RIGHT BEHIND YOU
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I've mellowed out.
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