Outrageous claims.
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Re: Outrageous claims.
I've never been drunk under age.
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We didn't start the fire.
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Dude! Mine too!IVstudios wrote:Rush Hour 3 is my favorite movie ever.
It's almost as if it was a plot not to have him elected. Heh heh.I sold my lifestory to John McCain, who's used it in campaigns for decades now. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone, but fuck it, not like he's gonna be president anyway.
But seriously, the moment when he proposed Paris Hilton was a low point of his campaign.
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Sparrows are actually a land-dwelling fish.
All hairspray is manufactured in Seattle.
Nothing is made in Taiwan, Japan, and especially China, since as this thread has proven, China does not exist anyway.
Today I succeeded in many of my pursuits.
Yo mamma's so fat that I can see her right now, and I'm alone in my dorm room in the middle of my college with the blinds drawn.
All hairspray is manufactured in Seattle.
Nothing is made in Taiwan, Japan, and especially China, since as this thread has proven, China does not exist anyway.
Today I succeeded in many of my pursuits.
Yo mamma's so fat that I can see her right now, and I'm alone in my dorm room in the middle of my college with the blinds drawn.
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I know the airspeed velocity of a african sparrow.
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"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff

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I have experience as a globe-trotting superspy. I'm free to tell you this because I resigned a few weeks ago, and no longer need to hide the generalities.
About my four other secret lives, I can say nothing.
About my four other secret lives, I can say nothing.
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My penis is fluent in Spanish.
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I could be the president of the United States in 2016.
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Hey Sublet, did you get that thing I sent ya? </Potamus>TheSuburbanLetdown wrote:I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden.
I am Hugh Hefner's forgotten love child. I have all of his strengths, none of his weaknesses.
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I am Spartacus.
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff

"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff

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Yes, you are.Dr Legostar wrote:I am Spartacus.
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Yes, he's totally Spartacus. Kill HIM.KWill wrote:Yes, you are.Dr Legostar wrote:I am Spartacus.
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I'm back for reals now guys. (I'm sorry -_-)
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Lego is NOT coming out with a admiral ackbar minifigure this year.
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff

"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff

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This is so mean!KittyKatBlack wrote:I'm back for reals now guys. (I'm sorry -_-)

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There is no squirrel
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Especially not RIGHT BEHIND YOU
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