The Good German(s) at CG

[Asarea]

I think we have to rise the number of known german words in this forum ... *grin* 'Angriff' and 'schnell' can't cover the wonderful fluent variety of the german language ^^

[Killbert-Robby]

I can carry out a decent German conversations from what I have learnt in only WWII flicks.

You yelling "Schnell" all the time doesn't count.

Ich bin verwundet
Wir sind amerikanische soldaten
Wenn sie nicht gehorchen, schiesse ich!
Halt!
Waffen niederlegen
Hande hoch
Pakgeschutz
Handgranate
Maschinengewehr
Scharfschutze (My favorite. It's an ongoing game with my gang. Yell scharfschutze, everyone ducks for cover. This can only be played while wasted)
Schnell
Schnell
Schnell

And I'm running low now, but I could ramble on.

It's fun to watch war movies dubbed TOTALLY in German <_<

The trick is to say all those while sounding *very angry*

[McDuffies]

I will now translate:

Ich bin verwundet - I've been ******
Wir sind amerikanische soldaten - I saw americal solenoid
Wenn sie nicht gehorchen, schiesse ich! - When is the babysitter coming, cheesecake!
Halt! - Brasierre!
Waffen niederlegen - Holland waffles
Hande hoch - A special hand-fitted kind of water bottle used often by marathon man.
Pakgeschutz - it's too indecent for me to translate
Handgranate - Da bomb
Maschinengewehr - Machine for making chewing guns
Scharfschutze (My favorite. It's an ongoing game with my gang. Yell scharfschutze, everyone ducks for cover. This can only be played while wasted) - Smurfs (My favorite. It's an ongoing game with my gang. Yell smurfs, everyone ducks for cover. This can only be played while wasted)
Schnell - A kind of ice cream

[Dr Legostar]

I will now translate:

Ich bin verwundet - I've been ******
Wir sind amerikanische soldaten - I saw americal solenoid
Wenn sie nicht gehorchen, schiesse ich! - When is the babysitter coming, cheesecake!
Halt! - Brasierre!
Waffen niederlegen - Holland waffles
Hande hoch - A special hand-fitted kind of water bottle used often by marathon man.
Pakgeschutz - it's too indecent for me to translate
Handgranate - Da bomb
Maschinengewehr - Machine for making chewing guns
Scharfschutze (My favorite. It's an ongoing game with my gang. Yell scharfschutze, everyone ducks for cover. This can only be played while wasted) - Smurfs (My favorite. It's an ongoing game with my gang. Yell smurfs, everyone ducks for cover. This can only be played while wasted)
Schnell - A kind of ice cream

how has serbia not hired you as their ambassador to germany?

[McDuffies]

Yeah, I know, there's no justice in this world.

[KWill]

Pakgeschutz

There's no such thing.

Scharfschutze (My favorite. It's an ongoing game with my gang. Yell scharfschutze, everyone ducks for cover. This can only be played while wasted)

Heckenschütze probably fits better. Scharfschütze literally means "sharpshooter" while Heckenschütze (hedge-shooter) denotes a "sniper."

[McDuffies]

Pakgeschutz

There's no such thing.

No, see, that's when you stuff a sock down there at attract the ladies at the club.

[KWill]

No, see, that's when you stuff a sock down there at attract the ladies at the club.

Even then it won't be called a cannon-gun. =P

[Killbert-Robby]

Pakgeschutz

There's no such thing.

Isn't that supposed to be like an AT gun or something? I don't know, I'm quoting totally from memory here, so I might be a ways off
*goes back to this*
Yeah, I googled it, isn't it this? http://www.dolp-modellbau.de/webshop/im ... 207214.jpg

Scharfschutze (My favorite. It's an ongoing game with my gang. Yell scharfschutze, everyone ducks for cover. This can only be played while wasted)

Heckenschütze probably fits better. Scharfschütze literally means "sharpshooter" while Heckenschütze (hedge-shooter) denotes a "sniper."

Yeah I know Scharfschutze is a "sharpshooter" technically, I use my leet "Bluffing German though my Dutch language skills" for the translation. But I'm not really fitting words to anything, I'm just sounding off German phrases I've learnt from movies <_<

[Dr Legostar]

No, see, that's when you stuff a sock down there at attract the ladies at the club.

Even then it won't be called a cannon-gun. =P

i dunno, I know people who'd call it that.

[Killbert-Robby]

No, see, that's when you stuff a sock down there at attract the ladies at the club.

Even then it won't be called a cannon-gun. =P

i dunno, I know people who'd call it that.

*ahem*

[KWill]

Pakgeschutz

There's no such thing.

Isn't that supposed to be like an AT gun or something? I don't know, I'm quoting totally from memory here, so I might be a ways off
*goes back to this*
Yeah, I googled it, isn't it this? http://www.dolp-modellbau.de/webshop/im ... 207214.jpg

Yeah, that's a PAK, short for Panzerabwehrkonone (anti tank gun/cannon). Adding an extra "Geschütz" at the end is redundant

Scharfschutze (My favorite. It's an ongoing game with my gang. Yell scharfschutze, everyone ducks for cover. This can only be played while wasted)

Heckenschütze probably fits better. Scharfschütze literally means "sharpshooter" while Heckenschütze (hedge-shooter) denotes a "sniper."

Yeah I know Scharfschutze is a "sharpshooter" technically, I use my leet "Bluffing German though my Dutch language skills" for the translation. But I'm not really fitting words to anything, I'm just sounding off German phrases I've learnt from movies <_<

I'm personally lobbying for "Schnepfer" to be designated the new German term (derived from the German name for the bird).

[McDuffies]

Schnepfer? I would, but there are people around.

[Asarea]

Maybe he wanted to say 'Flakgeschütz'? That sounds like Pakgeschütz spoken by someone murmuring too much

Guys I'm impressed by your german, but I have the slight feeling this won't impress any ladies without love for WW II Do you really want to learn something new? ^^

[Killbert-Robby]

Guys I'm impressed by your german, but I have the slight feeling this won't impress any ladies without love for WW II Do you really want to learn something new? ^^

I'm planning on studying some German once I finish Russian and Japanese. I'm a language whore T_T

[McDuffies]

What? My German skills won't impress ladies?

[Dr Legostar]

What? My German skills won't impress ladies?

no you're gonna have to rely on your... um.. damn... sorry mcD.

[KWill]

Maybe he wanted to say 'Flakgeschütz'?

Jibts ooch nischt.

[McDuffies]

What? My German skills won't impress ladies?

no you're gonna have to rely on your... um.. damn... sorry mcD.

On my Pakgeschütz.

[Asarea]

My goodness ... *grin* ok, tell me some sentences you want to use with the ladies ... I'm going to try an accurate translation ..