Cookout Donation Pool 2008 (Open to whomever)

[Ahaugen]

Thanks for trying anyway, folks. I'll be trying to come until one day I finally do!

We'll keep trying to get you here to!

Well, I could always get a sex change, marry McD, bring him with me as a military spouse, get a sex change BACK to a male, and then let INS send him back home for free!

I'm pretty sure that'd work. Maybe.

I'm quite sure that since you've spelled in out in public on the internet, you'll end up getting charged with conspiracy to defraud the U.S. Government

[Laemkral]

We'll keep trying to get you here to!

Well, I could always get a sex change, marry McD, bring him with me as a military spouse, get a sex change BACK to a male, and then let INS send him back home for free!

I'm pretty sure that'd work. Maybe.

I'm quite sure that since you've spelled in out in public on the internet, you'll end up getting charged with conspiracy to defraud the U.S. Government

But...I AM the government. Crap, I'm cheating myself!!! Well, there won't be any of that!!! *beats himself up in retaliation*

[Prettydragoon]

Well, I could always get a sex change, marry McD, bring him with me as a military spouse, get a sex change BACK to a male, and then let INS send him back home for free!

I'm pretty sure that'd work. Maybe.

I'm quite sure that since you've spelled in out in public on the internet, you'll end up getting charged with conspiracy to defraud the U.S. Government

But...I AM the government. Crap, I'm cheating myself!!! Well, there won't be any of that!!! *beats himself up in retaliation*

Observe the swift justice of U.S. military! Evildoers of the world, beware!

[McDuffies]

Why sex change? Can't you just tuck it in between your legs? Y

[Vorticus]

Travel fund now has $170 in it. Some of the money used to play the registration fee of someone who could cover everything else but that.

[McDuffies]

I guess sex surgery is out of price range then. Wait why did we need it again?

[KWill]

I guess sex surgery is out of price range then. Wait why did we need it again?

You can get a green card for marrying an American citizen.

[Ahaugen]

I guess sex surgery is out of price range then. Wait why did we need it again?

You can get a green card for marrying an American citizen.

but said American citizen must live out of the country with you for an extended period of time after marriage to prove it's not a marriage of convenience

[Jim North]

Y

You have ruined the letter Y forever, you dirty, filthy man.

[McDuffies]

Thank you, Jim, and I already thought that one was lost.

[Ekolter]

Funds update status?

[Rkolter]

Everyone!

This really is your last chance - if you would love to come to the cookout but you cannot come only because of financial reasons, talk to Vorticus.

We have about $170 left in the fund I think, and it will go to general Cookout related expenses if it does not go to a needing and deserving person before that. And time is running out.

So please, if you want to come,and it's just money holding you back, get with Vorticus now!

[Killbert-Robby]

So please, if you want to come,and it's just money holding you back, get with Vorticus now!

I thought getting with Vort was your thing?

[Rkolter]

So please, if you want to come,and it's just money holding you back, get with Vorticus now!

I thought getting with Vort was your thing?

Vort... has found another. *sniffle*

[Steverules]

What sucks is I'll be in St. Louis on business June 16-18. Missing it by a week or so.

[Ekolter]

What sucks is I'll be in St. Louis on business June 16-18. Missing it by a week or so.

Give us a holler and we see if we can do lunch or dinner

[Rkolter]

Closing this thread as the donation pool for travel is closed for this year. Thanks all!