How many 5-year-olds can you take in a fight?

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:51 pm

Do you live in the constant fear that one day, you might be walking down the street, minding your own business, when suddenly out of nowhere a pack of 5-year-olds jumps you and begins attacking you like those little Compy dinosaurs in Jurassic Park II? Well, fear no more, this site can tell you how many 5-year-olds you can take you in a fight.

According to the site, I can take on 20 5-year-olds.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:59 pm

It says I could handle 27 of 'em. I bet if I wasn't overweight and had kept up with my Tae Kwon Do, I could do 30 or more.

Serenagold · Post by **Serenagold** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:05 pm

Apparently, I could take out 24 of those little bastards. Probably cause I'd have no problems fighting dirty.

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:09 pm

I can also take out 27 of them. Then again, I get training as a preschool teacher.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:17 pm

...ten.

*goes to five-year-old-proof his windows*

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:31 pm

Cope wrote:...ten.

*goes to five-year-old-proof his windows*

You really are an incompetent monster; I bet you wouldn't even use a child as a weapon, would you? *glare*

The Mortician · Post by **The Mortician** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:41 pm

Serenagold wrote:Apparently, I could take out 24 of those little bastards.

As could I.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:53 pm

rkolter wrote:
Cope wrote:...ten.

*goes to five-year-old-proof his windows*
You really are an incompetent monster; I bet you wouldn't even use a child as a weapon, would you? *glare*

That's because Cope is a Sesame Street kind of monster.

That is to say, a pushover.

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Cope · Post by **Cope** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:03 pm

COOKIES OM NOM NOM

Teehee!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:17 pm

26, huh? I bet I could take out at least 35 of those little shits. Internet tests mean as much as the SATs.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:43 pm

30, motherfuckers!

Although using a 5 year old as a weapon seems amusing to me...

Dan The Lefty · Post by **Dan The Lefty** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:04 pm

32.

The only thing lowering my score is my sense of morals.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:12 pm

I think my arm length and height is what lowered my score.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:19 pm

834n · Post by **834n** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:20 pm

22 of the little bastards!

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:29 pm

31 before I went down.

Enedlammeniel · Post by **Enedlammeniel** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:38 pm

14...

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:46 pm

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:46 pm

28 little bitches!

834n · Post by **834n** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:33 pm

Enedlammeniel wrote:14...

You're still better than Cope.

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