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Well I couldn't be an American one because then they would expect me to shave. :oops: There are not enough razors.
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With this post being on top of the page, I thought I had read it the first time out of context. Nope.
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context or no, it's still the same horrifying image
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I get to live the nightmare every morning when I take a shower.

Years of therapy and drinking help.
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I've got an electric one you can use.

You may want to wash it first though.
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Noise Monkey wrote:Given the amount of "Hi, I'm New" threads lately, I thought I'd try and break down the survival rate of the new forumites.

<snip List of Newbies>


Geez, people. Look at that almost non-existent success rate! You're killing all our newbs!
I didn't make the cut! ='(
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KWill wrote:
Noise Monkey wrote:Given the amount of "Hi, I'm New" threads lately, I thought I'd try and break down the survival rate of the new forumites.

<snip List of Newbies>


Geez, people. Look at that almost non-existent success rate! You're killing all our newbs!
I didn't make the cut! ='(
You hadn't even JOINED yet
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Also: Not dead yet.
Så länge skutan kan gå, så länge hjärtat kan slå, så länge solen den glittrar på böljorna blå...
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We can remedy that.

Also, holy cow, it's Czar!
This is going in my notebook titled "Things I Didn't Know about Surface Dwellers."
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What? Where?
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Hey, since we're making wagers... what are the odds on that serenagold bitch?

I'm looking to make some extra cash and I think I have a lucky feeling about this one. Not... that... I... have any...inside information... or anything. Image
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Jim North wrote:
dracomax wrote:did anyone else open this thread in the hope it would in some way be related to TMBG?
Time is flying like an arrow,
And the clock hands go so fast they make they wind blow,
And it makes the pages of the calendar go flying out the window, one by one
'Til a hundred years are on the frong lawn,
And the old familiar things are mostly all gone,
But the old sombrero just keeps hovering on
Hovering Sombrero, hover on . . .
See, I was expecting something more along the lines of:

Ol' Keenspace is ComicGenesis
Not ol' Keenspace, now its ComicGenesis
Been a long time here, ComicGenesis
Now it's Genchan's sight on the web tonight

The art is on Comicgenesis
Once ol' Keenspace, now its ComicGenesis
So if you've a sketch on ComicGenesis
Don't go plugging for ol' Keenspace.

Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam
Why'd they change it when its the same?
Maybe just had an image campaign

Take me back from ComicGenesis
No, you can go back from ComicGenesis
Sprite comic? Leave ComicGenesis
Where's our Keenspace then?
Beaten to death by angry stick men.

And so on.
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Black Sparrow wrote:We can remedy that.
I think I'll be watching my back, chest, and feet around you...
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KWill wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:We can remedy that.
I think I'll be watching my back, chest, and feet around you...
Yes. That is, generally, advised, for a variety of different reasons.

We really need an introductionary pamphlet of some sort to tell the new guys this sort of thing...
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We should only print one copy. We'll place it on a rack on the wall. It will be attached to a string. When pulled, that spring will pull a pin, dropping a cage on them. The cage shall be constructed using nothing but sticks of dynamite. The pin's removal will also trigger a lighter which will be placed near the fuse, which shall be long enough to reach from the lighter's concealed position to where the cage lands.

Also, the pamphlet should be made of titanium.
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