hehehe... a lighthearted article that explains how people who don't have enough sexual partners each year are actually making the gene pool more polluted.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/08/books ... 0&emc=eta1
Virgins are apparently ruining it for the rest of us.
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Virgins are apparently ruining it for the rest of us.
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Well sorry for trying to ruin humanity!
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What, free publicity never harmed anyone..right?
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GODDAMN VIRGINS! 
Caught in the headlamp glare of your own blinding vanity/Mesmerised by the stare of your shallow personality
Gorging the junk food of flattery you drag your fat ego around/Everyone floored by the battering you give to whoever's around
Oh Narcissus you petulant child admiring yourself in the curve of my eyes/Oh Narcissus you angel beguiled unsated by self you do nothing but die
Gorging the junk food of flattery you drag your fat ego around/Everyone floored by the battering you give to whoever's around
Oh Narcissus you petulant child admiring yourself in the curve of my eyes/Oh Narcissus you angel beguiled unsated by self you do nothing but die
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Join my "League of Extraordinary Villains", and you'll never have to say sorry for that again. And most of the other members of the group also are virgins, anyway.Ti-Phil wrote:Well sorry for trying to ruin humanity!
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Oh, I had no idea this was happening!
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*Tries to upload virus to eliminate article*
I- I mean it's not like we virgns had a secret plan or something to ruin humanity!
Grrr... Upload faster!
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*Tries to upload virus to eliminate article*
I- I mean it's not like we virgns had a secret plan or something to ruin humanity!
Grrr... Upload faster!
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Take comfort that it's not just virgins ruining humanity. If you're in a stable monogamous relationship, you're also screwing humanity... so to speak.
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Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
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What's the point of being a villain if you're gonna be celebate?Nervous Spy wrote:Join my "League of Extraordinary Villains", and you'll never have to say sorry for that again. And most of the other members of the group also are virgins, anyway.Ti-Phil wrote:Well sorry for trying to ruin humanity!
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They fully want to admit to destroying humanity. The virgin thing is just part of the deal.Tellurider wrote:You guys know you don't have to admit that you're destroying humanity, right?
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*doesn't admit to being a virgin* ...oops, wait....
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