I can do a cartwheel

Zhongda · Post by **Zhongda** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:13 pm

To the left or to the right, it doesn't really matter which way I cartwheel. It'll be pretty awesome either way.

Sometimes, when I feel like I want to be extreme, I will opt to do a flip in lieu of a cartwheel. The adrenaline rush I experience when I do flips can only be described as a type of a natural high that can only be achieved artificially with a stimulant drug.

Luckily, I know my limits as a dude, so I refrain from exploring the world of competitive gymnastics for the sake of retaining my manhood.

Discuss your physical prowness. Alternatively, discuss why you are sitting in your chair.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:18 pm

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I can walk up hills? ^_^;

Rickford · Post by **Rickford** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:31 pm

I once watched a man do a cartwheel. It was at a faire. My mother bought me a turnip from the nice man.

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:35 pm

Been a while since I took a good long hike or route marsch.
Should probably do something about that sometime soon - damned be the weather. After all, det finns inget dåligt väder, bara dåliga kläder.*

* = there's no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothes.

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:50 pm

Damn, who died and made you chief moderator of discussions?

Zhongda · Post by **Zhongda** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:59 pm

To be honest, I'm not really sure of that.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:38 pm

i can sleep.

EvilChihuahua · Post by **EvilChihuahua** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:41 pm

...Do you even read webcomics?

I realize this is the off-topic section of the forum, but still....

Pengy · Post by **Pengy** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:43 pm

Atleast it's not about pants...
Its always about pants.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:04 pm

Pengy wrote:Atleast it's not about pants...
Its always about pants.

quiet you! or you'll upset the pants-lords!

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:09 pm

Oh, it's about pants.

Czar wrote:After all, det finns inget dåligt väder, bara dåliga kläder.*

* = there's no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothes.

TRI · Post by **TRI** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:34 pm

ahaugen wrote:quiet you! or you'll upset the pants-lords!

So are they like the Time Lords? Only instead of traveling through time they travel through pants?

I can just see it now: you're sitting somewhere when you hear that Tardis appearance noise and all of a sudden some guy in a scarf and a chick with big limpid eyes pop out of you pants.

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:36 pm

TRI wrote:
ahaugen wrote:quiet you! or you'll upset the pants-lords!
So are they like the Time Lords? Only instead of traveling through time they travel through pants?

Best.Power.Ever!

Zhongda · Post by **Zhongda** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:13 pm

Question: What kind of pants are we dealing with here? It's critical to know the fabric type in order to elicit a proper response.

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:33 pm

TRI wrote:
ahaugen wrote:quiet you! or you'll upset the pants-lords!
So are they like the Time Lords? Only instead of traveling through time they travel through pants?

I can just see it now: you're sitting somewhere when you hear that Tardis appearance noise and all of a sudden some guy in a scarf and a chick with big limpid eyes pop out of you pants.

They must follow Terry Pratchett's idea of the Trousers of Time.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:20 pm

I am morally opposed to pants.

*walks around pantsless*

(Okay, I admit it... Pimpette stole my pants...)

Legendary · Post by **Legendary** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:51 pm

This is why I love Comic Genesis.

TRI · Post by **TRI** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:27 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:I am morally opposed to pants.

Yeah! Down with pants!

Zhongda · Post by **Zhongda** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:29 pm

Do we consider up with miniskirts?

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:34 pm

I'm in prime physical condition. I can cartwheel, do a lot of pushups, do even more situps, and run pretty well. Though truth be told, my running is my worst aspect. Gotta work on it this break.

Also, I enjoy warm fluffy pants like sweats and whatnot. My roommate Jason dislikes pants and will remove them when in the apartment and females aren't present. Which is often.