(A) missing link found!

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:14 pm

The Snoo wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:
rkolter wrote:Still doesn't sound so terrible.
But remember what happened to Maxxx Orbison! His testicles have swollen to the size of oranges from too much orgasms!
Most guys want to have big balls. Balls the size of oranges would give you bragging rights. Penis size wouldn't even matter. You wouldn't even need one.

but wouldn't the weight of such gonads put too much stress on the body causing extreme pain and agony?

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:16 pm

ahaugen wrote:
The Snoo wrote:
mcDuffies wrote: But remember what happened to Maxxx Orbison! His testicles have swollen to the size of oranges from too much orgasms!
Most guys want to have big balls. Balls the size of oranges would give you bragging rights. Penis size wouldn't even matter. You wouldn't even need one.
but wouldn't the weight of such gonads put too much stress on the body causing extreme pain and agony?

The fact that your nuts are so big that you need some sort of testicle bra to support your gonads would not hurt your machoness at all.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:19 pm

The Snoo wrote:
ahaugen wrote:
The Snoo wrote: Most guys want to have big balls. Balls the size of oranges would give you bragging rights. Penis size wouldn't even matter. You wouldn't even need one.
but wouldn't the weight of such gonads put too much stress on the body causing extreme pain and agony?
The fact that your nuts are so big that you need some sort of testicle bra to support your gonads would not hurt your machoness at all.

no, but getting kicked by others with "gonad envy" would really hurt.

PF27 · Post by **PF27** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:20 pm

The Snoo wrote:
ahaugen wrote:
The Snoo wrote: Most guys want to have big balls. Balls the size of oranges would give you bragging rights. Penis size wouldn't even matter. You wouldn't even need one.
but wouldn't the weight of such gonads put too much stress on the body causing extreme pain and agony?
The fact that your nuts are so big that you need some sort of testicle bra to support your gonads would not hurt your machoness at all.

Dammit, stop making me thing of bannanaslings!

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:25 pm

Speaking from experience, giant testicles are SCARY. And do not look right with a dinky... uh, dinky.

So mebbe guys like bragging rights, but girls are disturbed. Trade-off.

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:26 pm

Ah, well, yes. It may be a bit off-putting to the gentler sex, if it appears that you grew up next to the power plant or something. I never said anything about that. I was talking about impressing guys with your nuts.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:03 pm

Funny, when I look at clips of those guys in Africa with Elephantitis, I don't get jealous at all. More like 'I'm glad I'm not them'.

Then again, I don't often try to impress guys with my balls anyways.

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:06 pm

Well, elephantitis is a more or less well known disease. Whereas, being cursed with continuing orgasms to the point that your balls swell up to the size of oranges is probably a bit less common.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:06 pm

The Snoo wrote:...the gentler sex...

I hate that name.

*Throws the Snoo into a meatgrinder*

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:07 pm

It was fluid.

Ever hear of "water on the knee"?

It was "water on the nut"

...

So not joking at all.

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:09 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:
The Snoo wrote:...the gentler sex...
I hate that name.

*Throws the Snoo into a meatgrinder*

*points at the very bottom of his sig*

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:13 pm

The Snoo wrote:Well, elephantitis is a more or less well known disease. Whereas, being cursed with continuing orgasms to the point that your balls swell up to the size of oranges is probably a bit less common.

Maybe that is a bit less common, but probably just as unfortunate as having elephantitis. I mean, human males are only supposed to orgasm so much. If your balls swell up to that size for any reason, you know it isn't good.

And Sparrow might be gentle to you now, but that meatgrinder surely won't. And meatgrinders tend to not be very sexy when they are angry.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:16 pm

The Snoo wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:
The Snoo wrote:...the gentler sex...
I hate that name.

*Throws the Snoo into a meatgrinder*
*points at the very bottom of his sig*

Well... erm...

You have excellent taste...

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:20 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:
The Snoo wrote:Well, elephantitis is a more or less well known disease. Whereas, being cursed with continuing orgasms to the point that your balls swell up to the size of oranges is probably a bit less common.
Maybe that is a bit less common, but probably just as unfortunate as having elephantitis. I mean, human males are only supposed to orgasm so much. If your balls swell up to that size for any reason, you know it isn't good.

Well, yes. Something is probably wrong. But you don't have to tell anyone, and you can truthfully say that you don't have elephantitis.

Black Sparrow wrote:Well... erm...

You have excellent taste...

Yes, I know. Also, I am incredibly sexy, thoughtful, intelligent, and modest to the point of self deprecation.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:29 pm

JTigerclaw wrote:
The Snoo wrote:Well, elephantitis is a more or less well known disease. Whereas, being cursed with continuing orgasms to the point that your balls swell up to the size of oranges is probably a bit less common.
Maybe that is a bit less common, but probably just as unfortunate as having elephantitis. I mean, human males are only supposed to orgasm so much. If your balls swell up to that size for any reason, you know it isn't good.

And Sparrow might be gentle to you now, but that meatgrinder surely won't. And meatgrinders tend to not be very sexy when they are angry.

Once she finds out he likes it, it'll be whips instead of meatgrinder.

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:30 pm

Vorticus wrote:
JTigerclaw wrote:
The Snoo wrote:Well, elephantitis is a more or less well known disease. Whereas, being cursed with continuing orgasms to the point that your balls swell up to the size of oranges is probably a bit less common.
Maybe that is a bit less common, but probably just as unfortunate as having elephantitis. I mean, human males are only supposed to orgasm so much. If your balls swell up to that size for any reason, you know it isn't good.

And Sparrow might be gentle to you now, but that meatgrinder surely won't. And meatgrinders tend to not be very sexy when they are angry.
Once she finds out he likes it, it'll be whips instead of meatgrinder.

Mmmm.....whips.....

Ooh, and hot wax?

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:31 pm

I'm sure she'll find some just for you. I don't know if she'll do the double whip with you, that seems to be reserved for team and rockina.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:35 pm

Vorticus wrote:I'm sure she'll find some just for you. I don't know if she'll do the double whip with you, that seems to be reserved for team and rockina.

And Aphrodite.

The Snoo · Post by **The Snoo** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:38 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:
Vorticus wrote:I'm sure she'll find some just for you. I don't know if she'll do the double whip with you, that seems to be reserved for team and rockina.
And Aphrodite.

Hey, that's cool. I totally respect that. I can totally limit myself to hot wax. What are your views on handcuffs?

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:38 pm

*shakes a foot at K-dawg* We were promised more updates last week gosh darn it!