101 ways to give a person a "Piss off and die" hint.

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:15 pm

I recently got an email from an thorn in my side. Those who were in chat earlier recall who it was. And for claification, it ain't anyone of you.

So I challenge you all to help me come up with no so subtle words I can use to tell this person to "Piss off and die". I've tried stuble and now it's time to get blunt.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:18 pm

#1 of 101:

"Piss off and die"

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:25 pm

#2 of 101

*shrug*

#3 of 101

Oh, go away.

Both of those work brilliantly against trolls and spammers, too.

- Joel Fagin

Princess · Post by **Princess** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:33 pm

Sign him up for some prolific and gross mailing lists!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:34 pm

"I really don't like you, and you can go die for all I care."

"You are not my friend."

"The only thing stopping me from killing you right now is the legal ramifications."

"Ever wanted to become Phineas Gauge?"

Prettysenshi · Post by **Prettysenshi** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:35 pm

"Fuck off" is a good one. straight to the point. Although I'd never say that. >_>

Aster Azul · Post by **Aster Azul** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:36 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:"You are not my friend."

That'll do it.
Not replying at all is one of the most powerful snubs.

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:37 pm

That didn't work, I've tried it.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:38 pm

#2: "piss of and die, asshole."

#3-101 is just a random combination of 5-20 curse words strung together.

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:47 pm

"I hope you die of stomach cancer."

"Do you never shut up?"

"Your mom's a whore."

"If you don't shut the fuck up, I will break things in you that you don't even know you have."

You can thank my job-related stress for the tone of these. Normally I'd just say "You're not worth the effort of talking to" and leave it at that.

Prettysenshi · Post by **Prettysenshi** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:48 pm

"God doesn't like you." really harsh, I know, but it usually makes the person go "

"

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:49 pm

"look I've had enough GO AWAY!"

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:55 pm

princess wrote:Sign him up for some prolific and gross mailing lists!

Acutally I did that once. One of those "sign up for a credit card to get this cool t-shirt" things. I put down a sexual inneduo for a name and his number.

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:02 pm

I'm becoming more and more curious about the detailed context here...

- Joel Fagin

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:10 pm

I'll give. It's my ex. Ya think he have better things to do eh?

Isukiyomi · Post by **Isukiyomi** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:15 pm

"You're five seconds away from a restraining order and an ass-pounding in jail"

TheBladeRoden2 · Post by **TheBladeRoden2** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:16 pm

*make it look like you cut your finger* "Come a little closer so I can give you AIDs"

EDIT: Ok that might not work as well on an ex-lover

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:21 pm

Isukiyomi wrote:"You're five seconds away from a restraining order and an ass-pounding in jail"

Good one.

Sincerely · Post by **Sincerely** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:21 pm

*takes notes*

Pyros · Post by **Pyros** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:30 pm

"I hate you, no, seriously. I hope you DIE. I hope you get hit by a TRAIN"

I've used this one.

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