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Risky · Post by **Risky** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:41 pm

PieceOfSkunk wrote:
avatar__007 wrote:
Escushion wrote:A dildo cozy?!
While as a male I don't have to worry about this, I understand why one might wish to avoid putting an icy cold dildo inside oneself.

Nobody HAS to worry about it, but if you do, gender is irrelevant.

Keffria · Post by **Keffria** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:14 am

I thought "cute and evil finger puppet" at first, but now it will never be anything but a dildo cozy.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:24 am

Risky wrote:
PieceOfSkunk wrote:
avatar__007 wrote:
While as a male I don't have to worry about this, I understand why one might wish to avoid putting an icy cold dildo inside oneself.
Nobody HAS to worry about it, but if you do, gender is irrelevant.

Using a dildo cozy to keep it warm makes about as much sense as putting a blanket over your car engine to keep it warm. Blankets work on people because we constantly produce waste heat that the blanket traps, keeping us warmer than the outside temperture.

A dildo does not provide it's own seperate source of heat, and so both it and the cozy will rapidly adjust to the ambient temperature of the room.

You could get a pitch black cozy and set it in a window. The cozy would warm up and so would your dildo.

Avatar007 · Post by **Avatar007** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:02 am

rkolter wrote:
Risky wrote:
PieceOfSkunk wrote: While as a male I don't have to worry about this, I understand why one might wish to avoid putting an icy cold dildo inside oneself.
Nobody HAS to worry about it, but if you do, gender is irrelevant.
Using a dildo cozy to keep it warm makes about as much sense as putting a blanket over your car engine to keep it warm. Blankets work on people because we constantly produce waste heat that the blanket traps, keeping us warmer than the outside temperture.

<b>A dildo does not provide it's own seperate source of heat</b>, and so both it and the cozy will rapidly adjust to the ambient temperature of the room.

You could get a pitch black cozy and set it in a window. The cozy would warm up and so would your dildo.

Oh it's hot alright.

Bamph-chica-bow-wow.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:23 am

I changed my mind. I want out of this pyramid.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:34 am

JimDandy Dildo Cozies!

"The best knitted shield,
your dildo could wield."

Theamazingsquad · Post by **Theamazingsquad** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:12 am

Of course, you've all been to the best page in the universe... right?

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:17 am

dang but i hates me some maddox.

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:40 am

Dildo cozies are not to prevent your dildo from becoming cold.
Dildo cozies are to prevent your dildo from becoming dusty.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:01 pm

RemusShepherd wrote:Dildo cozies are not to prevent your dildo from becoming cold.
Dildo cozies are to prevent your dildo from becoming dusty.

If your dildo is getting dust on it, you aren't using it enough.

There are kids in china that only have hand-me-down dildos. You should be thankful you have yours.

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:29 pm

rkolter wrote:
RemusShepherd wrote:Dildo cozies are not to prevent your dildo from becoming cold.
Dildo cozies are to prevent your dildo from becoming dusty.
If your dildo is getting dust on it, you aren't using it enough.

Or you have a dusty house. For example, I have two dogs who shed. You don't want to know what happens to my dildoes if I leave them out for any length of time.

There are kids in china that only have hand-me-down dildos. You should be thankful you have yours.

I dream of a day when every child in every nation will have their own sex toy.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:37 pm

Y'all remember this screenshot?

Avatar007 · Post by **Avatar007** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:37 pm

RemusShepherd wrote:
rkolter wrote:
RemusShepherd wrote:Dildo cozies are not to prevent your dildo from becoming cold.
Dildo cozies are to prevent your dildo from becoming dusty.
If your dildo is getting dust on it, you aren't using it enough.
Or you have a dusty house. For example, I have two dogs who shed. You don't want to know what happens to my dildoes if I leave them out for any length of time.

Hair and dust are two totally separate things. You need to do more than just put a cozy on it to prevent it from getting hairy.

On second thought, don't let yourself get a mental image of that one.

Too late! Mwah! </evil>

Pillywiggin · Post by **Pillywiggin** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:18 pm

rkolter wrote:There are kids in china that only have hand-me-down dildos.

These things don't just happen in China. Just two weeks ago I had someone I'm related to tell me they had a vibrator they didn't want and offered to pass it on to me.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:27 pm

[Blinks.]

Escushion · Post by **Escushion** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:00 pm

Satanic Pringles:

Ymmot · Post by **Ymmot** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:42 am

eh...its the best I got.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:09 am

I like unedited vestion of that better.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:33 am

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:28 pm

mcDuffies wrote:I like unedited vestion of that better.

Do you have it? I've never seen that before.