The Shameless Plug to END ALL Shameless Plugs

[Proteus454]

Ladies and gentlemen...The Shameless Plug to end ALL Shameless Plugs<P>Wittier than See Spot Run...
Shorter than Titanic...
Funnier than Schindler's List...
More Critically Acclaimed than Highlander II...
In Better Taste than Columbine: the Musical...<P>PROTEAN COMICS!<P>SEE our doodles and collages burning bright, with no apparent rhyme or reason, from the transparent confines of your computer screen!
HEAR the tap-tap-tapping of the infinite number of typewriter-equipped monkeys we hired to come up with ideas!
TASTE the bitter irony that has allowed US to clamber freely and with little effort to free and easy exposure!
SMELL the smell of a shameless plug grow hopelessly, hopelessly thin!
FEEL your gullet rise in protest of this atrocious assault on the noble art of webcomics!
<A HREF="http://proteancomics.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://proteancomics.keenspace.com</A> - Read it, or so help me, I'll ask you to read it again!
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[Karva]

Bastard!<P>But I still love you...