So what do you think the "Eggplant Incident" is?

[Chef Troy]

I'll never tell -- these things are funnier if they aren't defined -- but you shouldn't let that stop you from speculating.

Everyone, post here with your most creative take on what the "Eggplant Incident" is - what eggplant-related thing could be depraved enough that Melissa thinks a jaded porn producer like Jeremy could be embarrassed by it?

[Eleika]

But suffice to say, the eggplant was the passive partner.

[Rachia]

Hey, why would he be embarrassed about sex? Maybe he beat up an old lady with an eggplant, and the old lady couldn't point out her attacker. Sex doesn't seem like the thing to embarras him, unless he carved it into a phallic shape and wandered aroung in public with it taped to the front of his pants...

Or maybe he carved it into a phallic shape, and then beat an old lady with it.

[Chef Troy]

The dwarf is still at large.

I hear he changed his name to Pepito and moved to Boston.

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