The Tao, the Tao ... the Tao says I should vote, but I can't

Lightning · Post by **Lightning** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 7:49 pm

cause I already voted. I really like the comic so far, and I started voting for it every day, which is unusual since I normally don't vote for comics at all. I really like Cho, but what do you expect with a mysterious character with a hat like that. Yori is good too, but I think I like Cho better for now. There may be hope for Ken as well, but then again there may not be, he doesn't look like he will get along with Yori, and I bet Cho will infuriate him, and Ina confuse and/or beat upon him.

Did you know that you can't use a KeenSpot account for the KeenSpace boards. Well I didn't.

SephirothVII · Post by **SephirothVII** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:00 pm

THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR KEN!??! WHAT KIND OF CRAZY TALK IS THAT, I DONT NEED TO SEE KEN FOR TOO LONG TO KNOW THAT HE IS THE BEST CHARACTER!!! HE RULES ALL, AND THAT SWORD......AWESOMENESS ABOUND!! DONT DIS THE KENMEISTER OR HE WILL CHOP YOU DOWN TO SIZE LIGHTNING BOLT!!! HE DOES NOT FEAR LIGHTNING!! HE EATS LIGHTNING!!! YUMMY, I WANT SOME LIGHTNING NOW, BRB........YUMMY

SephirothVII · Post by **SephirothVII** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:22 pm

AHHHH! ITS ON MY LEG! OH MY GOD ITS GOING IN MY EAR!!! OH IT HURTS S...........NN4B IS COOLER THAN YOUR MOMS MINIVAN!!! I READ AND VOTE FOR IT EVERYDAY!!! AND APPARENTLY ANNOY THE CREATERS SOOO MUCH THAT THEY START IGNORING ME!!! I DONT KNOW WHY I CANT STOP TALKING!!! IM SORRY JOE, DONT LEAVE ME, I NEED YOU!!!!! I NEED YOUR SPECIAL BRAND OF CRAZYNESS, IF I DONT TALK TO YOU I WILL DIE!!!! I AM SAD AND BORED AND ALEX IS WORKING AND, AND, AND....WELL THERE'RE OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW ON....BUT, BUT, BUT....THEY JUST ARENT THE SAME JOE!!!! THEY JSUT ARENT THE SAME!!! I IDOLIZE YOUR RANTS!!! I WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU!!!! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK JOE, DONT ABANDON ME!!!! OH AND THE COMIC IS HILARIOUS, NO BUG THIS TIME, I ATE IT...

Bathhousea · Post by **Bathhousea** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:30 pm

*reaches for converted M9 Beretta loaded with high injection elephant tranquilizer darts* This is for your own good. *shoots rabid fan* Ok, now breath...1-2-3. Feel better? No? *whacks over the head with the butt of the M9* *sephiroth collapses on a heap on the ground* better now? Huh? HELLOOOO? ... oops.

SephirothVII · Post by **SephirothVII** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:36 pm

....................................*gurgle*..................need................joe................................*gurgle*.................

Bathhousea · Post by **Bathhousea** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:41 pm

If you continue I will be forced to destroy you. *aim's M9 at rabid fan's heart* All who hinder my path to world domination will be eliminated. *shoots rabid fan in the heart with cold, merciless efficiency* Death is the only escape.

I wish you peace in the after life. *dissapears into the shadows*

SephirothVII · Post by **SephirothVII** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:46 pm

MUAHAHA!! NOW THAT I AM DEAD, I HAVE NO BONDARIES!!!! I CAN EVEN GO THROUGH WALLS! WALLS I TELL YOU, WALLS!!! I WILL NEVER STOP MY PERSUIT OF THE ILLOSIVE JOE!! WATCH OUT WORLD!! THIS FANS A GHOST AND HE'S WILLING TO HAUNT

Bathhousea · Post by **Bathhousea** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:51 pm

*pulls out proton pack* You have underestimated me, and for that you shall pay dearly! *fires at rabid fan's ghost, and traps ghost in containment unit* There is no peace for the dead! *maniacal evil laphter*!!! *tosses containment unit into the ocean, then dissapears into the shadows again, because it looks cool*

SephirothVII · Post by **SephirothVII** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 9:02 pm

darn....now i must seep out of the containent unit over a period of 5000 years, then take a time machine back to the past, HERE I AM!! MUAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED THX TO MY UNSANCTIONED TIME MACHINE THAT I STOLE FROM THE TEST LAB!!! I HAVE RETURNED TO CONTINUE MY STALKING WAYS!!! TRY AND STOP ME NOW ALEX!!!

SephirothVII · Post by **SephirothVII** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 9:15 pm

A HOLY LIGHT ENVELOPED ME AND RESURECTED ME!! I MUST START A NEW LIFE OF NONE STALKING AND NON ANNOYING! DO NOT FEAR ME ANYMORE JOE AND ALEX, I AM A NEW FAN, STILL AS ENTUSIASTIC, BUT NOT AS ANNOYING, IM STILL YOUR #1 FAN!! NN4B RULES MY LIFE!

Fievel the wonder mouse · Fri Aug 09, 2002 9:31 am

*scene changes and suddenly everybody but Fievel is on the top of a very large building. A commotion can be heard, and rhythmic shaking of the ground felt. Suddenly...*

<Random screaming person> Oh my God it's...

*FIEVEL THE MARSHMELLOW MAN!*

RAWR!

-Fievel Mousekawitz III

SephirothVII · Post by **SephirothVII** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 3:10 pm

**OH NO!!! ITS GODZILLA!!! ** hey! get outa here you silly silly asian man. Ken can take care of this!! If only he were real...then i guess i will have to weild the Zanbatou!!! *grunt....grunt!!* ok mabye if i drag it into its path, it will step on it, muahaha!! *drag...slowly...drag....* darn its already past me...oh well, its up to you two!! bye!!

SephirothVII · Post by **SephirothVII** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 3:17 pm

nerf sword?! i gotta get me a nerf zanbatou, i could lift that! -_^

Myweakness · Post by **Myweakness** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 8:06 am

Isn't that cool?

Fievel the wonder mouse · Mon Aug 12, 2002 2:10 pm

Hey hey! I said I was a giant marshmellow man, not a troll! Flame me will you!

*knocks down myweakness and puts him in a brightly colored hawaiian shirt, with the top 2 buttons undone, khaki pants and brown leather sandals. Then proceeds to hypnotize him into speaking with a lisp*

Haha! Now you're flaming!

-Fievel Mousekawitz III hopes somebody understood that...

Bathhousea · Post by **Bathhousea** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 6:12 pm

I think this post has gone out of control. I deem it "insane" and leave it at that. *slips back into the darkness*

SephirothVII · Post by **SephirothVII** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 5:25 am

Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell,
One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two,
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew,
Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her,
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher,
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me,
I liked me so much I had to buy the company,
Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck,
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks,
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized,
Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized,
Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head,
Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead,
I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity,
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity,
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope,
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope,
Conclusions you drew proportions you blew,
Lost son of Iggy, False Bigger nose than Ziggy, True,
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick,
Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic,
Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes,
Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes,
Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class,
One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass,
Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke,
I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!",
I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it,
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it,
When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium,
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian,
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope,
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope,

Myweakness · Post by **Myweakness** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 7:45 am

"knocks down myweakness and puts him in a brightly colored hawaiian shirt, with the top 2 buttons undone, khaki pants and brown leather sandals."

Umm...
Umm...
Umm...

Heh

Bathhousea · Post by **Bathhousea** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 7:58 pm

It's spelled "speechless" ,Joe. Not "speachless"

Fievel the wonder mouse · Wed Aug 14, 2002 10:03 pm

bathhousea wrote:It's spelled "speechless" ,Joe. Not "speachless"

BURN!

Yes...indeed.

So you like to enjoy coke every now and then as well eh Joe? I love the stuff, but the constant nose bleeds are a pain. I mean seriously, they say you're supposed to snort it, and then throw in carbination WITH the syrup...pssssh, bunch of idiots if you tell me.

-Fievel Mousekawitz III

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