Contra twins: wait a second:

[NinjaFreak-IFMOP]

Isn't it the red guy that suffers from the blue guy's incompetance? Because, it's marked "the red idiot" and "the blue sufferer" on the front page.

It seems to me that red's suffering from blue here.

http://kotoc.keenspace.com/d/20020619.html

[King Author]

Gah, I am an idiot. I accidentally flipped the colors in the explanation. Bill is the BLUE idiot and Lance is the RED sufferer. I have to go commit seppuku now.