(with apologies to BoxJam) Lee's Conan Descriptor Thread

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » Sun Nov 12, 2000 11:25 am

Conan the Kandarian:"Cunda astratta montose eargrets gutt nos veratoos canda amantos canda."*evil spirit comes out of the woods to chop off Michael's head*

Rtist54 · Post by **Rtist54** » Wed Nov 15, 2000 9:26 am

Conan the NBC Late night talk show Host-arian.Our next guest tonight *Chop*....
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Chris Troute · Post by **Chris Troute** » Wed Nov 15, 2000 9:39 am

I am only posting this because Napoleon has threatened me with repeated defenestration if I don't:Conan the Incendiarian.
"First I'll set you on fire, then I'll chop off your head!"*returns to lurk-mode*

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » Wed Nov 15, 2000 9:49 am

Conan the Mammalian:"I've got hair, I'm warm-blooded, and I'm just about to chop off your head."(And thanks, Chris. That's one thing I love about you -- you're easy to push aro... er... nice. Yeah. That's what I meant to say.)------------------
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Michael · Post by **Michael** » Wed Nov 15, 2000 10:32 am

Conan the lighter-than-air-ian:I'd chop off your head, but I can't reach down that far.Napoleon, if you're gonna go linking to the PAFTWJ I'm going to have to improve that description...------------------
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Michael · Post by **Michael** » Wed Nov 15, 2000 10:34 am

Conan the lighter-than-Aryan:I'm gonna chop yo blonde haid off 'n burn it on this here cross, boa!I need sleep.------------------
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Dan Nicholls · Post by **Dan Nicholls** » Thu Nov 16, 2000 9:55 am

Conan the Repairman."Oh, yeah I can fix it. Cost? Well, looks like someone's taken your arm and leg..."------------------
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Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » Thu Nov 16, 2000 12:52 pm

Conan the Clarion:"This is a clear call to action. Said action being to chop off your head."And Michael, I cackle in your general direction.

PDI · Post by **PDI** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 10:40 am

(I tried to resist)Conan the AquariumBlubbb...blubb...blubb...CHOP!
Conan the TerrariumHelp! Get me out of this glass bubble! Or I'll chop your heads off!
Conan the Hairy NunHaily Mary, full of ... Oh, %$#@ it! *chop*
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PDI · Post by **PDI** » Tue Nov 28, 2000 11:44 am

Do I A) Kill posts with my presense, or
B) Only catch onto things as they're about to die?
*snf*
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Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 7:33 am

<center>
Now! Relive Robin Hood as you've never seen it before!
 
-with-
 
CONAN AS MAID MARIAN!
</center>Try to imprison me, will you, Sheriff! *chop* Long live King Richard!
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Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 7:42 am

Conan the Ferryman:Cross my palm with silver or I'll only row your head across the Styx.(To quote nd: Um, yeah...)

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 7:44 am

Way to go, Jae. You're the first repeat in three months of Conan epithets.Gilligan, Skipper, Conan and Mary Ann:"Skipper, Skipper!" *chop*------------------
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Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 7:51 am

Conan the diptherian.There's some places you just shouldn't go.

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Tue Mar 27, 2001 11:52 am

I thought I'd revive this one. I've missed it.(with apologies to <A HREF="http://snaildust.xidus.net" TARGET=_blank>Napoleon</A>)CONAN THE DEFENESTRARIAN"I'll throw you out this window. You and your chopped-off head!"[This message has been edited by Lee Herold (edited 03-27-2001).]

Nd · Post by Nd » Tue Mar 27, 2001 11:56 am

Conan the Regurgitarian...See, I told you, I'd chop off your head... Actually, that's pretty sick looking *byluork*------------------
<A HREF="http://ironshamrock.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Iron Shamrock</A>, the comic where a priest, a rabbi, and a sheep really do walk into a bar.

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:20 am

Conan the santerian."I will chop off this chicken's head."

Nd · Post by Nd » Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:21 am

Conan the Arboretum...I said don't pick the flowers.
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<A HREF="http://ironshamrock.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Iron Shamrock</A>, the comic where a priest, a rabbi, and a sheep really do walk into a bar.um, yeah...[This message has been edited by nd (edited 03-28-2001).]

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:24 am

Conan the sagitarian."I'm born in, like, early december." CHOP!!!

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:25 am

Conan the aquarian."This is the dawning of the age of-" CHOP!