(with apologies to BoxJam) Lee's Conan Descriptor Thread

Pooga · Post by **Pooga** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 7:18 am

Conan the Antidisestablishmentarian."Being opposed to the disestablishment of the Church of England, I propose to chop all their heads off instead."Pooga <IMG SRC="http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/oink.gif">

Tirdun · Post by **Tirdun** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 7:42 am

Conan the Equestrian
Conan the Thespian
and
Conan the Lesbian.or better yetConan the Lesbian Equestrian."Ooh, look at all us girls in our tight jodpurs and silk blouses.... tee-hee, oh my, I'm going to go chop off some heads."[This message has been edited by Tirdun (edited 10-25-2000).]

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 7:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Tirdun:

Conan the Lesbian Equestrian.[This message has been edited by Tirdun (edited 10-25-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Dude, ever since Taffy Bondage Licorice Lesbians, you've had a one track mind.

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 8:04 am

Dammit!Pooga took the one I was going to do!------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.How I hate it.

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 8:08 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
Dammit!Pooga took the one I was going to do!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Conan the Contrarian.------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.How I hate it.

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 8:24 am

Conan is carryin':"I was going to chop off your head, but eh, what the hell" *blam*

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 9:15 am

Conan the Scary 'un."BOO!!!" Cuts off your head.

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 9:17 am

Conan the "look over there-ian""Hey, Ian, look over there!" Cuts off his head.

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 9:18 am

Conan the Thunderian."Sword of Omens, give me the ability to cut off their heads!"

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 9:35 am

Conan the Custodian"You kids track mud all over this floor again, I'll chop off your heads!"

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 9:43 am

Conan the Remarryin'"You know I love you more. We can get married as soon as I chop off her head."

Gopher · Post by **Gopher** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:05 am

Conan the Futilitarian"It won't change anything in the long run, but I'll chop off your head anyway"

Gopher · Post by **Gopher** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:06 am

Conan the Proletarian"I'm going to chop off the heads of the oppressive ruling class"

Gopher · Post by **Gopher** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:08 am

Conan the Sanitarian"I'm going to chop off your head as soon as I finish cleaning this sword"

Gopher · Post by **Gopher** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:10 am

Conan the Planarian"As soon as I evolve into something with opposable thumbs, I'll chop off your head"

Tirdun · Post by **Tirdun** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:38 am

Conan the Planitarium"And over here is the sword of Orion (chop) and the sword of Hercules (chop) and there's the big hacker (chop) er, dipper".

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:48 am

Conan the Vetrinarian."I must make this puppy well so it's healthy when I chop off it's head."

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Thu Oct 26, 2000 12:31 am

Conan the "So There"-ian"You might have a nicer loincloth than me, but I just cut off your head. So there!"

Tirdun · Post by **Tirdun** » Thu Oct 26, 2000 3:53 am

Conan of the Sanitarium"Chop (drool) ahhhhhh (twitch) CHOP!!!"

Tirdun · Post by **Tirdun** » Thu Oct 26, 2000 3:57 am

Conan the Canadian"Want a beer, Eh? Or maybe a hockey stick (CHOP) Eh?"With apologies to... oh never mind.