*looks right* *looks left* *plants flag*

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*looks right* *looks left* *plants flag*

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*looks right*
*looks left*
*plants flag*
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*establishes military base*
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*sends out exploritory party consisting of gruffly attractive strong guy, tough-girl chica raised on the streets who don't take no guff, little weasly guy with greasy black hair out for his own interests that will betray them all if it suits him, short kid who spouts out catch phrases for comedic relief, and the black guy who is there just to get killed by the monster 5 minutes in*
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*black guy killed in spray of blood 5 minutes in*
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*short kid who spouts out catch phrases for comedic relief breaks leg graphically, with only little weasly guy with greasy black hair out for his own interests that will betray them all if it suits him there to help*
*little weasly guy with greasy black hair out for his own interests that will betray them all if it suits him shoots him*
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*little weasly guy with greasy black hair out for his own interests that will betray them all if it suits him begins to regret shooting short kid who spouts out catch phrases for comedic relief, but covers it up with snippy remarks like "he would have slowed us down!"*
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*little weasly guy with greasy black hair out for his own interests that will betray them all if it suits him saves gruffly attractive strong guy and tough-girl chica raised on the streets who don't take no guff by sacrificing self*
*gruffly attractive strong guy and tough-girl chica raised on the streets who don't take no guff celebrate their survival and defeat of the slime monster by having gratutious sex onscreen*
*BUT WAIT! THE SLIME MONSTER IS NOT QUITE DEAD! it lurches forward, and we watch in slime monster view as it gets closer...closer...closer...*
*slime monster defeated when gruffly attractive strong guy abruptly spots it behind tough-girl chica raised on the streets who don't take no guff and shoots it over her shoulder*
*insert clever line here*
*gruffly attractive strong guy and tough-girl chica raised on the streets who don't take no guff limp back to base*
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*establishes small town on edge of forest*
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*small town attacked by swarm of blood spewing slime monsters*
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*burns town to the ground leaving one surving spiky haired kid to survive*

*rebuilds town and hires actors to replace townsfolk for the sole purpose of mind fuckery*
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*Films Movie of the Week for NBC*
Make Comic Genesis Keenspace Again!

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